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A twitter user asked Mr. Vonderhaar when the next Double Xp would be happening, and he replied with 3 or 4 weeks. Well, we all know that these events usually come after a DLC. Hmm... just a thought to put out there.

Thanks for this strategy, man. I'm normally a co-op guy, but I kept using most of this, and I kept going to the bridge for 3 rounds and coming back. I got my highest solo round: 34. I know it's not too good, but then again I'm not a solo guy lol. What was funny, was that I lost Jug, and shot the Withering, and it killed me. Oh, I wish this map had Flopper.

I've got the tapes playing lol But that sucks. I wanted to do it to see what would happen. Oh well

I never noticed this before, but I'm on round 29 on Solo, I rode the plane 3 times, and now the numbers are flipping like the Easter Egg. Is this a glitch? Should I enter the numbers?

I wouldn't mind, as long as it's a decent ending. Marlton and Russman were alright, but they're just not the characters I enjoy. I want the O4 back SO MUCH lol. Oh, and @_rez_ even retweeted Vonderhaar's tweet. ..... Holy crap! rez also tweeted: Earthquake! About a month and a half ago. Hmm... And Jimmy's twitter bio is slab... Ladies and gentleman... get ready for Aghartha!

Thanks! I'm working on it!

Sure, unless something weird happens I should be able to do it lol.

Tell me about it. I also came from the Call of Duty forums. The Modern Warfare 3 upgrade killed the place! Lol I know this is a 2 year old comment, but the forum I'm from came from yours! It was the COD Forums, it turned into MW3Forum, where the "vets" as we called 'em are from, they upgraded that into FPS General which failed, then came BlackOps2Forum, which I was the main Zombies poster, but now they upgraded to COD General Forums, and it failed again. I was only on the BlackOps2Forum, but I'm glad to sorta make the connection lol

Anyone on Xbox right now? I really wanna test this out, but randoms suck lol

If this has been posted before, Mods, you know what to do. Wassup, I think I have found something that will further prove the existence of a "Second Bus Route". While it is currently inaccessible, I found that if you get into the room in which the first bus part is held, and look out the top back window, you see the bus is behind the Bus Depot. It drives around, up to the front. Until now, I thought it had spawned in the front. Anyways, I think where it starts is it's usual route, and it somehow "breaks" that. Reminds me of MOTD and breaking the cycle, lol. Anyways, here is a clip to prove it to you guys! AIhy0V8-mIY Link for Mobile: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIhy0V8-mIY

A Google Image search showed some british buildings and a british bus. Hmm...

Excuse me if this is already posted, but in the back of the Spawn Room, on the power poster, I saw the numbers 2577452 then I saw a star symbol, and then came the numbers 75. I searched it on Google, and it calculated to this: 193308900 Excuse me if I'm wrong, but doesen't Mob of The Dead take place in 1933? And the TranZit time period is rumored as the 80's, so there ya go. It could be referencing the Afterlife mode and the avogadro, or perhaps the time period so far of the Zombies storyline. Thoughts?

If it's Eminem, it does. I don't think country other than any song by Johnny Cash would work. And by country, I mean those sad songs about alcohol lol.

Welcome, CoDz! I know I have not wrote in the Zombies Story section before, but this is sure to bring enjoyment! It is the Diary of our beloved new character: Weasel. Also, the year 1929 is not actually when it happened, I used it for storyline purposes. Prologue: They say money is everything. Well, they're wrong. They said I couldn't make comic books, well they're wrong. And they said Alcatraz was in-escapable, well guess what? They're wrong. (Book Shuts as you see Al flash his famous smile. He appears to be in a cabin.) Al: Yep, they're wrong. Now to go see about that damn Editor. (Eyes turn Red) Chapter One: Let's go back to 1929, the supposed year of Al's imprisonment. He is now riding the ferry to Alcatraz, with guards all around him. You can see the unfinished Golden Gate Bridge in the distance, just below the bright sunrise. Al: It sure is sunny. So what's the prison like? A Guard:(With distaste) It's a hell-hole. Al: (Shudders) Why would you say that? Guard: (With a sinister smile) I'll let you find out for yourself. (Other Guards let out a single chuckle) Al: It won't be too bad, right? Oh, and I'm Weasel. Guard: It depends what your definition of bad is. And I'm Ferguson. (Pulls out hand for handshake) Al:(Accepts handshake) I'm sure it won't be anything I can't Weasel my way out of, haha. (Lets out dry laugh) Ferguson: Yeah, well... (Looks over shoulder) Other Guard: Time to exit the boat! Ferguson: Hope you like your new home. (Weasel Looks up in the sky to see a plane flying) Al: Yeah, I'll never want to leave! Chapter 2: It's two months after we last heard from Al, and he's having mixed feelings about Alcatraz. However, when he hears that his "old pals" are coming, all of that changes. Ferguson: Hey, Weasel! Stop drawing all those comics and get your a** ready for work! Al: (Muttering to Himself) This ba***** must really want me to f*** him up! (A prisoner in the cell right beside his just stares with eyes wide open) Ferguson: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! (Walks towards cell with baton swinging back and forth) Al: (Stuttering) Uh... Um... (The Warden walks in) The Warden: ANSWER HIM!!! Al: I said just a minute! Prisoner in cell beside Weasel: No he didn't! (Smiles evilly at Weasel) (Ferguson runs towards Al clutching his baton. He starts beating Al repeatably) Al (Bloody)Ow! Oh s***! F***! Godd*****! (Ferguson rips comic book about a jailed Superhero into shreds) 2 Weeks later... Al has been beaten many times lately. He has restored the old comic, and is working on a new one about an Electric Superhero. At the same time, Sal and his gang has now arrived. I will add more later if you guys like it!

As Mocking Me said, keep the storyline eggs. But, make them more rewarding and fun. As for you OP, I do like hidden stuff in maps, so we do need more of that as well. That is one reason why MOTD and Der Riese are my favorites. The spork, and all the other stuff has added more flavor. To be more specific, a burst of flavor haha

I want O4, ANSWERS, Flopper, traps, a decent array of wonderweapons, good scenery, and most of all, a map with hidden unlockables. That's why I loved MOTD so much, it has those tomahawks, sporks, and such. Der Riese had the extra 25 points and introduced PAP. Maybe, they could have Pro Perks unlock on a map after round 35 or something.

Holy freak, I don't nessecarily believe it, but it is possible that since TranZit isn't far from Cali, perhaps since Weasel escaped, he was in Afterlife, and visits TranZit?

Thanks, guys! Glad you liked it!

A lot of evidence points towards the next map being a mining area (And I'm not talking about PTG, that's not evidence). Anyways, as long as the perks were spread out, it would be fun. I don't think the whole upper layer should be accesible, simply because people would stay in the old areas and never go underground. It'd be cool if we were the O4, and they were in a destroyed Der Riese. Hmm... I like this idea man.

I agree. They defintetly studied that.

So Mob of The Dead has a couple Egyptian references, the eye symbol, and Afterlife. Anyways, I was reading up on Osiris, the Egyptian God of The Dead, and found some useful information: Read the below, and I will explain: He was commonly depicted as a green (the color of rebirth) or black (alluding to the fertility of the Nile floodplain) complexioned pharaoh, in mummiform (wearing the trappings of mummification from chest downward). He was also depicted rarely as a lunar god with a crown encompassing the moon. Osiris has been in control the whole time. I am basing what I say next off of BriggzyJ97's brilliant thread, which by the way can be viewed here: http://www.callofdutyzombies.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=100&t=32472 He gained control in the Egyptian days through sacrifices, which powered him more. These sacrifices powered him because he's the ruler or the dead, so the more that he can rule over, of course merits more power. He was summoned again in Alcatraz through the Warden's rituals. Osiris summoned some of the dead from the Underworld to help him claim more lives. When Richtofen touched the MPD, Osiris realized he had the chance to manipulate Richtofen to give him more power. Richtofen began by making the natives in Shangri-La worship him, which in hand of course provided sacrifices. However, Samantha ended up getting in the machine on the Moon accidentaly, and Osiris's power began to fade. Realizing this, he turned Richtofen's focus on making more undead. Richtofen soon had Zombies, which were powered by 115. This did, of course, fill Osiris's Land of The Dead, however, he didn't have the power. The power was going to Samantha instead of him. He could still push through and "speak" through Samantha, but that was about it. So, he got Richtofen to get in control of the Zombies, thus having an indirect rule over the Zombies. Now, he is tricking Richtofen to get the N4 to power towers so that Richtofen will be "kicked out" of the MPD, thus "mending the rift" by leaving him in control as it used to be. Now, back to Osiris. Check this out: The myth described Osiris as having been killed by his brother Set, who wanted Osiris' throne. Isis joined the fragmented pieces of Osiris, but the only body part missing was the phallus. Isis fashioned a golden phallus, and briefly brought Osiris back to life by use of a spell that she learned from her father. This spell gave her time to become pregnant by Osiris before he again died. Isis later gave birth to Horus. As such, since Horus was born after Osiris' resurrection, Horus became thought of as a representation of new beginnings and the vanquisher of the evil Set. I know it's far-fetched, but this reminds me of Maxis. He was killed by his assistant Richtofen, who wanted control of the Zombies AKA throne. Samantha, of course, met her father in the Aether because his soul was sucked in. I believe what relates to the next part is everything was salvaged except for Maxis's physical body. Now, perhaps Sam in Rich's body will defeat Richtofen? Or maybe Takeo? I don't know, but this myth definetly relates to the story. Now, read this: This aspect of Osiris was referred to as Banebdjedet, which is grammatically feminine (also spelt "Banebded" or "Banebdjed"), literally "the ba of the lord of the djed, which roughly means The soul of the lord of the pillar of stability. The djed, a type of pillar, was usually understood as the backbone of Osiris. Hmm... feminine... Samantha anyone? Also, I remember reading a user who said that they saw most of the rituals on pillars and were wondering why. Well it's because he's the soul of stability. The Nile, supplying water, and Osiris (strongly connected to the vegetation) who died only to be resurrected, represented continuity and stability. What does this remind you of? Osiris is having the prisoners go through what he did: Continuity. He wants them to feel what it was like for him. Now, look as this little tid-bit: Ba does not mean "soul" in the western sense, and has to do with power, reputation, force of character, especially in the case of a god. See? Osiris wanted power in his ba, AKA his soul, but he was very power-hungry. So, he got Richtofen to bring him power. Diodorus Siculus gives another version of the myth in which Osiris was described as an ancient king who taught the Egyptians the arts of civilization, including agriculture, then travelled the world with his sister Isis, the satyrs, and the nine muses, before finally returning to Egypt. Osiris was then murdered by his evil brother Typhon, who was identified with Set. Typhon divided the body into twenty-six pieces, which he distributed amongst his fellow conspirators in order to implicate them in the murder. Isis and Hercules (Horus) avenged the death of Osiris and slew Typhon. Isis recovered all the parts of Osiris' body, except the phallus, and secretly buried them. She made replicas of them and distributed them to several locations, which then became centres of Osiris worship. The 9 muses. Hmm... a muse is a period of reflection, maybe a dying moment, hence the phrase "A cat has 9 lives?". I don't know, I'm probably going off on a limb there. Now, for the second part, think about body parts that stood out on maps. There's the hand in TranZit. There's a foot (I saw it in Theater) under a bed on Mob of The Dead. Also, I saw earlier on the page a version of the myth in which stated the wife made a golden phallus, which btw I wouldn't look up. Anyways, since this is a body part for worship, perhaps this is the golden rod? Idk, sounds a little perverted, but oh well. It is what it is. At death a person faced judgment by a tribunal of forty-two divine judges. If they led a life in conformance with the precepts of the goddess Ma'at, who represented truth and right living, the person was welcomed into the kingdom of Osiris. If found guilty, the person was thrown to a "devourer" and didn't share in eternal life. Hmm... a Devourer, I'm thinking Cerburus? AKA the 3 dogs on Mob of the dead. The Zombies are entering the Afterlife and are going through the test, and they can't pass cause they have no souls, so of course they are eaten. Now, I know it's confusing and doesn't relate that much, but I hope you found the connections!

I'll try to test it out with ya if you wanna try a match with more than 1 player. My gt is SpeedoMonkey98

I believe that somehow he is managing to stay alive and write the comic as time progresses, but the real question is: Who is reading the comic?

Nice theory! P.s. I was the one who made the comic book theory! Also, I just thought of something! That nikolai quote by Weasel has got me thinking, what if the O4 are trying to get Weasel to change the comic book and since that would change time, it stops Richtofen? ;)

And another one,"I'm a superhero!". And this,"If my comic books are right, this has gotta be the most powerful weapon in the box."