Black Hand Smith

Samanther and the Zombie Factory Chapter 1 http://www.callofdutyzombies.com/forum/index.php/topic/178118-day-3-samanther-and-the-zombie-factory-chapter-1/ Chapter 2 http://www.callofdutyzombies.com/forum/index.php/topic/178134-day-6-samanther-and-the-zombie-factory-chapter-2/ Chapter 3: The Crazy Bus Ride, The Invention Room, and the Faulty PHD... The 4 remaining contestants followed Jimmy Zielinski into the Rusty Bus. Ted: Welcome aboard! Please stay behind the Yellow Line and only stand up when the Bus is at a complete Stop Zielinski: Ok everyone Hop on! and we will start our journey towards the Invention Room! Dempsey: Hey! Jim! Can this robot Feel pain? Zielinski: It’s a Robot it can’t feel anything. Richtofen: Oh goody Goody! I wish I had one of these for some new experiments. I wonder what a Robot Monkey would be like… With a bump the Ride began as Samanther and her companions entered a Dark Tunnel… At first the Ride seemed rather fun but so they began to see Horrid Images of what was, is and what is soon to come. Useless perks….Overpowered Enemies…...Rehashed Easter Eggs… Then without a moments notice….Jimmy Zielinski Began Singing.. Theres no Earthly way of Knowing.. Which direction they are going” Theres no knowing whats a brewing or which way the story is going is it clever...is it boring…. Has their imagination stopped flowing... Among the Images they witnessed were apparitions of Denizens, Un Pack a Punchable weaponry, and Buried Western Towns…. AAH..!!! The Stupidity Must be growing As the Story Keeps on Going are the Fires of hell a glowing? Is the bloody reapers mowing? YES!!!! THE STUPIDITY MUST BE GROWING! FOR NO CLUES OR ANSWERS ARE SHOWING! AND TREYARCH ISN’T KNOWING!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL THE STORY IS GOING!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Samanther: STOP THE GOD DAMN BUS!!! Dempsey: AHAHHH I WISH I HAD MY RIFLE!! Takeo: I SHOW NO FEAR!! Zielinski: Very well then! STOP THE BUS!! Suddenly without a Jolt or a Screech the Bus Stopped Ted: You have reached your Destinations...Calling all for the Invention Room! Next Stop The Mpd Room Richtofen: Mpd room? Out of Pure curiosity what is in the MPD Room? Zielinski: Nothing to be concerned my German Friend! Just a Room we have here in the facility Samanther: I don’t like that Ride…..It was More annoying than scary….. Dempsey: Tell me about it Little girl…...If I ever get the change I’m blowing that shit up…. Welcome Friends to My invention Room! This is where I come up with all My ideas! Samanther looked up at the ceiling and observed a Gigantic Electric Eel swimming in Circles inside a tube. Richtofen - Mister Zilinski Sir...vat is that Creature above us? Zilinski - That’s the electric Eel my german friend. It is a vital ingredient and Power supply in creating Electric Cherry! It also Powers the Entire Factory so it’s very useful when you don’t want to pay an electric Bill. Dempsey looked at a beaker full of Purple Liquid… and reached out Zielinski: I would much prefer you don’t touch, Eat, or attempt to experiment with any of the Creatures, Perks, or equipment since it is very dangerous. Unless of course I tell you that you can... Dempsey Retracted his hand and buggered off. Jimmy Zielinski led the group towards a table full of Weapons with many distinct shapes. Zielinski: Here try these. These are safe to use….well….as long as you aren’t on the other side otherwise you would be shrunk, electrocuted or probably sent somewehere else I honestly have no clue sometimes….Go On! Zielinski Handed what he called a Wunderwaffe to Richtofen. It was a weapon that resembled some sort of Rifle with Lightbulbs. Zielinski Pulled a Rope and down came a Zombie into the Shooting range. The range had pretty much no features and was as bland as could be.. It was also very clean considering what they were about to do.. Richtofen: YES!! I CAN FEEL THE POWER IN THIS WEAPON!! AHAHAHAAHHH With a Bolt of Lighting the Zombie became engulfed in electricity. It’s eyes burst from the heat and then it collapsed. Dempsey: AWW HELL YEAH NOW THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! Dempsey Picked began to fiddle with a Weapon Dubbed the Baby Gun.... Samanther watched as zombies were shrunk to child like beings and then dempsey would Kick them across the range. Takeo on the other Hand was busy with a Winters Howl…. Samanther looked at the tools in front of her….Some sort of Red toylike Gun….A strange Looking metalic weapon which was way too heavy for Samanther to carry...and a Gun that Looked like it was put together with Trash. She decided to Use the Toy Gun Samanther: Wow….It’s a Gun that Shoots Rays...like some sort of…..Laser Gun…. Zielinski: You’re close but no cigar…..It’s a Ray Gun…..It was actually invented by one of our head scientists...ISN’T THAT RIGHT PORTER! Across the Room was a Woman in a brown trenchcoat working on a small clocklike device… Porter: Yes Mr. Zielinski...Btw can we please remodel one of the unused rooms as a Daycare I can’t keep bringing My kids into this room every day...It’s stressful. Zielinski: Ahh..yes….umm..we’ll get to that eventually! Samanther thought Porter Clearly had too Many Kids….Maybe she should get a Big house...A big house underground…..Nah that’s the stupidest thing ever….. Samanther felt shame for thinking of such a stupid idea….A House Underground…. Zielinski: Ok everyone the tour continues! ONWARDS! Richtofen; OOOOH I LIKE THE LOOK OF ZAT!! Ahead of them was a Huge Machine with Many Pipes. Each Pipe contained an odd number of things. Cherries, Donkeys, Vodka….. and of course at the Very Top the Electric Eel Swam by from time to time Powering the machine.. Zielinski: Vuala!! THIS IS MY WONDERFIZZ! IT CAN CREATE ALL SORTS OF DRINKS!! Of course I need chunks of Element 115 Rocks for everything in this factory so I keep them scattered around. Each drink can alter your Genetic Structure through your Blood Stream. So as long as you don’t end up on the ground and Bleeding out for some reason then the 115 should keep circulating and thus..the Effects remain active!! Here..you must be tired of all the walking...have some staminup! At this they all drank the strange yellow Liquid. Takeo: Wow….I feel refreshed….. Dempsey: I feel Like I can run forever Richtofen: What an odd drink..I wonder what it’s made of Samanther: Well I can’t complain….I wonder if Fluffy drank this would she be able to run faster and attack people… Dempsey once again eyed the Purple drink on the counter…. Dempsey: Hey Jim...What does that one do over there...the purple one with the radiation symbol? Zielinski: Oh that one? That one is meant so that whenever you Dive you can cause Explosions all around you...It’s quite fun but…. Zielinski was unable to finish his statement as he was Pushed Aside by Dempsey Dempsey: Explosions!? Don’t mind if I do! Dempsey Began chugging down the Purple Drink like there was no tomorrow… Richtofen: Drink it all up Dempshey! You Look so Sexy doing that! Takeo: Stealing is Dishonorable! Samanther: Are you sure you should be drinking that...Zieliski never said you could Dempsey dropped the container and Looked around….He didn’t feel any different….he didn’t Look any different….. He decided to Jump to the ground to see if it had worked…..Nothing Dempsey: Well….this was a dis ….Ooooh...I do not feel so good…. Suddenly Dempsey Began to Glow…...and Grow…. He grew so Large he resembled a Giant Beachball. The glowing Only intensified as he got Larger Dempsey: Oh god….what the hell is Happening to me?!! Zielinski: Yeah...I was about to tell you…. We had to Recall that..PHD Flopper because apparently it was faulty and caused...well...you can see for yourself… Taeko: HAHA You dishonorable bastard….this is what you get! Richtofen:AAAHH He looks like a Giant Snowball! Should we roll him? Samanther poked Dempsey …. Samanther: Ouch! Zielinski! Why is he so hot? Zielinski: Uh Oh...looks like he might Explode from that….this doesn’t Look Good...we can’t have him exploding Here...We must dispose of Him properly before the explosion… “Clap Clap” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Phta7sJDzU Suddenly they heard a faint sound… The sound of Disco Music Mist began to flow through the Invention Room A Group of Scientists wearing Hazmat Uniforms were approaching Samanther could Recognize the two Scientists in the front It was them again Unlike the others they were wearing Blue Hazmat Suits With the 935 Logo on their chests With every step they took the Music got louder Together they began to surround The now Inflated and Highly explosive Dempsey YEAAAH-----------------------------------------------------------------------Dempsey Could not Move Listen Close! Listen Hard--------------------------------------------------But the sound of Singing Alarmed him We send his daughter our Regards..-----------------------------------Sweat dripped down his forehead This bloody Soldier sees no wrong--------------------------------------Before he knew what was happening Shooting! Shooting! Shooting Shooting ---------------------------------Hands Grabbed him and Rolled him away Shooting Shooting All day long!-------------------------------------------The world was Spinning Shooting Shooting all day long!--------------------------------------------Suddenly he Felt a Large whack on his side Shooting Shooting all Day long--------------------------------------------Then another, and another shooting shooting all day long---------------------------------------------He rolled around and saw Neon Lights YEAAHHH-----------------------------------------------------------------------Target Practice Soldier Shooting, Shooting Fast-------------------------------------------The Objects next to him were Shooting Nazi’s None shall Last------------------------------------------Giant Gun Pellets On his face a Giant Grin----------------------------------------------------Suddenly he saw someone closing in A man Obsessed with Violence-------------------------------------------A Giant Mechanical Man With a Rifle Shooting Shooting All day long!--------------------------------------------One By one the Pellets were loaded Shooting Shooting all day long!--------------------------------------------Bang!! bang!! bang! Shooting Shooting all Day long---------------------------------------------The Sound of Ducks, Cars and Soldier grunts filled the air Well Here he is He shoots away-------------------------------------------Dempsey felt himself being picked up and Loaded Obsession stronger every day--------------------------------------------One last Scream and then an Explosion with one glance of Killer Eyes----------------------------------------------The Last thing Dempsey Saw Soon He’ll Join poor Nikolai------------------------------------------------- As he was sent flying through the air That is why we try so hard, but when he dies,-------------------------- Was the grinning face of Laughing Dog send our regards-------------------------------------------------------------- And Dempsey would Shoot no more Shooting Shooting All day long! Shooting Shooting all day long! Shooting Shooting Shooting Shooting Shooting Shooting all Day long The Music Began to Fade as Samanther, Takeo, and Richtofen Stared at the Screen.... Samanther: Zielinski what was that Giant Robot? Zielinski: Oh that's one of our more top secret Experiments around here we can't say much about him Richtofen: Ahh Dempshey...parting is such sweet sorrow Zielinski: Well if we just move forward We'll let the other scientists Clean this up.. Isn't that Right Porter? Porter Looked at Zielinski with a disgruntled face as one of her many daughters knocked over the Clock like device in her hands Porter: You Broke the Glass! Damn it! Zielinski: Butterfingers! Oh btw...where is that asian Fellow? Tic Tac....Spaghettio...TAKEO! Where is Takeo? Takeo appeared suddenly from behind a Box Takeo: I was looking for something I dropped..but I found it! Don't worry! Zielinski: Well then Onwards and Upwards! We still have so Much to see!...Lets see...where to Next....Hmm.. I know! How about I show you the very Core of everything we make here at the Zombie Factory...Lets take a quick look at.....The Mining Room!! With this said....Takeo Smiled.... To be continued... Chapter 4: The Heist, The Monkey Room, and the Dishonored Samurai

Remember....when you can't go backwards or forwards or stay in the same place you can always go sideways.

The Rapier: A Cryptid that has Glowing Brown markings over it’s body and a Tail similar to the Scorpion. However Unlike the Scorpion that Uses Ranged attacks the Rapier runs towards Players and Wraps it’s hook tail around a Player’s Legs. It then Drags players away for a Short distance. If you Knife it and stop it from moving it will start stabbing you with the tail. The Vyrus: A Glowing Green Cryptid with Webbed Feet and gills. However it can also walk on Land. Vyrus have a Tendency to belch a Bubble of Goo at Players that temporarily Blinds you. Once you are blinded it will close in and attack. The Screechers: A Glowing Purple Cryptid with a Huge Mouth that seems larger than it’s head. It also has holes in it’s back that resembles the Blowholes of Dolphins and whales in the shape of a small volcano. If you do not Kill the Screecher before it gets away it will Sound a Sickening Screech that Will make all Cryptids even More Aggressive as well as spawn in More cryptids than Usual. The Rammer: A Strange Light Blue Cryptid whose head resembles a Hammer head shark. It also has a Flat Tail it Uses to attack Players that try to sneak up from Behind. It has a Unique growl that resembles some kind of Sonar and an engine blended. The Rake: A Cryptid with Razor sharp nails. It glows White and getting slashed will result in you losing health constantly for a short period of time. A Bleed Effect. The Sythi: Strange Worm Like Cryptids that Glow Red. They have no Legs and burrow deep underground. Using their excavation abilities they can sneak up behind Players and Swallow them Whole. Getting Eaten results in an instant death. Good thing the Sythi are Slow….just don’t get careless

Samanther and the Zombie Factory Chapter 1 - http://www.callofdutyzombies.com/forum/index.php/topic/178118-day-3-samanther-and-the-zombie-factory-chapter-1/ Chapter 2: The Fountain of Youth, The Zombie Master, and the Vodka River ??????: You Know your Mission Right? Bring me a Pure 115 Rock and I will make you a very wealthy man…. ???????: Yes Sir…. ?????: Don’t let the others know or you will fail this task...Do not dissapoint me. ………… Samanther walked past the Gates and into the Factory Lawn. She was in at last, The air smell Fresher and the Snow on the Ground felt so much purer on this side of gate. In front of her there was a Huge Purple Door. Nikolai began to approach the Door when they heard a Click.. Out of the Doors to the Factory Stepped a Man wearing a Purple Top Hat and Goggles. His entire outfit seemed tacky and he used a Cane with the letters J and Z in Gold at the Top. ????: Hello Winners... Welcome to My Zombie Factory…...Where we work to Improve the Human Condition….I am The Owner of the Factroy and the Brains behind almost everything behind those doors….My name...Is Jimmy Zielinski Zielinski: Just through these doors is the Sight of a Lifetime if I can just get your names before we enter Nikolai: Hello, I am Nikolai, I hope your factory has Vodka because I am THIRSTY! Zielinski: Good To Meet you Ni- Dempsey: HEY! I’M DEMPSEY!!! THE BADDEST MOTHERF***** IN ALL OF AMERICA! GREAT TO MEET YOU JIM! Takeo: Pfft, Such disrespect is Dishonorable. I am Takeo Masaki, It is an Honor to meet you Zielinski: and you sir? Richtofen: I am Doctor Edward Richtofen…. Zielinski: I see….and how may I ask are You young Lady Samanther: My name is Samanther Maximus Zielinski: I’m Glad at least one of you made it….. Zielinski: Well! No point in standing here all Day lets GO INSIDE!! Zielinski opened the Door for them and one by one they entered. Zielinski: Drop your coats anywhere You won’t need them it’s actually quite warm in here compared to the Outside world. He Snapped his fingers and 2 Workers in Security Uniforms Sealed the Door. One was a Young Woman with long black hair, the Other was a Young man with Short hair and Spectacles. Other than the two workers there didn’t seem to be Anyone. The Hallway was Extremely Long even though the Door to the Next Room seemed so close. The Hallway had a Huge Red Rug and there were waiting chairs everywhere. Announcer: Now Serving Number 12,122,014 Samanther Looked around and saw that no one was working at the reception table. Maybe it was a Machine? She Looked back to see how far they had gotten from the Door when she noticed the 2 Workers had Disappeared. Finally they reached a Door at the end of the Hall Dempsey: Way to get a russian tired, that was a Long hallway why build it so long? Zielinski: A long Hallway? Thats odd...seems short to me.. Zielinski pointed down the hall with his cane and Samanther realized the door which they entered from was just a few feet away. Dempsey: Holy shit that’s freaky! What do you have here some kind of Funhouse?! Zielinski: Why? You having fun? Step this way! Right through this door is our first stop on the tour! Zielinski Punched in a few codes and the Door opened to reveal what appeared to be a golden fountain with Bubbles. The room it’self was magnificent as if something out of Roman times. Takeo: Such Glory! Such beauty! Richtofen: Say….Ze fountain is amusing but what does it do? Zielinski: Well….you see...when I sent out those Tickets I kind of Expected for Children to find them and so far the only child that actually found one was this young girl over here. Nikolai: Well...it sounds ridiculous to send out tickets and expect only children to find them...Even a Drunk russian isn’t as dumb… Richtofen: Yezz you seem to have miscalculated your competition but you owe us a Tour of zee factory. Zielinski: EXACTLY! I still owe you a tour! However I would much prefer to tour Children! So without Further Ado let me show you what this Fountain Does! Suddenly without warning Zielinski Pushed all 4 of the Grown men into the Fountain! The bubbles began to turn different colors. Purple, Green, Red, blue and Blurple color….When out they came again they did not Look the same. From the fountain emerged a Much Younger looking crew. However…..they were not children Zielinski: DANG IT! WHY DIDN’T IT WORK! ….. Takeo examined his arms His Legs!!! Takeo: BANZAII!!!! I AM YOUNG!! I AM HONORED!! Nikolai: Hey look, I’m younger...that means..Oh No...this stomach is not used to drinking! Dempsey: I feel like I can Kill 20 nazi’s bare Handed Dempsey Began to Eye Richtofen Richtofen: Nein….stupid American. You can’t kill me..if you try I will Dissect you, keep you on a frozen ship and turn you into my servant.. So watch yourself… Zielinski grabbed Nikolai out of frustration and dipped his head in the Water. Zielinski: WHY WON’T YOU GET ANY YOUNGER!!! Zielinski:......Well…..it seems we will have to keep going on with out tour then…….I guess I’ll just have to bump you off one by one then….WELL ON WE GO...WE HAVE LITTLE TO SEE AND PLENTY OF TIME TO DO IT!!...actually no...Reverse that… Nikolai: What Happens if you drink it? Zielinski: Idk..but Follow me! Zielinski led them all to the smallest door any of them had ever seen. It was so small maybe the only thing that could get through was a Monkey. Zielinski: What you are about to See is so Marvelous and so Mesmerizing that sometimes even when I Look at it I still tend to surprise myself. Samanther: What’s in there? Zielinski: You are about to find out...right...about...NOW A Huge Clunk and the Door began to open Wider and wider and wider. The door also began to grow in size allowing all of them to Pass through. Samanther couldn’t believe what she was seeing. The entire Room was Filled with Berries, strange fruits she had never seen before and at the very end there was a Giant Vodka River. The ceiling resembled the Night Sky with starts shining brightly and at the very top, the Moon was Full and shining bright Light down on the Field. There were also Workers going around collecting Berries from time to time Takeo could not put words together to express himself at the sight of the room. Nikolai kept staring at the Vodka River. Dempsey: Jesus….it looks like...Paradise…. Richtofen: Almost like…. a Shangri-la…. Samanther: Are those edible Mr Zielinski? Zielinski: You see, the entire room is Used to cultivate special Fruits and ingredients we use for out Perk Drinks. Feel free to Move around, we have had an excess Harvest this time around so eat some of these, Yes Samanther those are Edible. They are still Plain ingredients so they won’t alter your Genetic Makeup. Just try not to Dirty Anything. Samanther immediately Rushed towards the Electric Cherry Patch and Began to stuff her face. Dempsey found Himself taking Huge chunks out of a brown Looking fruit that looked like a Waterballoon. Takeo: Zielinski, Why are those fish Growing out of the Trees? Zielinski: Takeo My friend, some questions in life are better left unanswered...for if the secrets of life are answered then what will keep Man thinking? Here Have a Bite. Zielinski raised his cane and dropped some down for Takeo. Samanther looked around and Noticed Richtofen had began Examining a Pen filled with Stange Donkeys. Suddenly The donkey in front Kicked Richtofen Back with it’s Hind Legs Richtofen: FILTHY SWINE!! I WILL CHOP OUT YOUR LIVER FOR THAT!! Zielinski: Careful Edward, Don’t get too Close...they kick. Suddenly Samanthers attention was Drawn to Nikolai...what was he doing?! Nikolai was Drinking out of the Vodka River...was he allowed to do that? Thought samanther. Her question was Answered when Zielinski came running over Zielinski: NO STOP!! THAT VODKA NEEDS TO BE PURE AND UNTOUCHED BY HUMAN HANDS! STOP DRINKING IT! Before Nikolai Knew what was happening he slipped and fell headfirst with a Splash. However instead of trying to get out Nikolai began to swim in circles. Nikolai: VODKA!! A RIVER OF VODKA!!! YEESSSSSS I’D KILL MY OWN WIFE FOR ONE OF THESE!!! Zielinski- THE EXTRACTOR WILL BE HERE SOON!!! DON’T STAY THERE OR YOU WILL CONTAMINATE THE VODKA! A giant Pipe connected to a Flying saucer type contraption began to lower down into the Vodka. The pipe began to suck up the Contaminated Vodka...as well as Nikolai…. Nikolai: Wait Wait Wait!! let me get out!! Richtofen: Oh no...Nikolai was my Favorite!!.....I’d like to buy whatever he becomes...Just saying. Dempsey: I think he’s gonna get stuck! Maybe if he didn’t drink so much he would fit through! Nikolai Suddenly Samanther began to hear a faint music coming from the Fields https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdUCeNBEUk She Looked around and spotted 2 scientists working in the field. Samanther noticed something about them That Black Hair.... His Glasses It was those 2 again, the ones that vanished earlier the Man and the Woman Takeo: What are they doing? Zielinski: I believe they are about to sing. I heard they love Hiding their songs everywhere, Looks like they finally decided to Perform Live….How charming! and Just in time for Decontamination! Samanther: Decontamination? What do you mean by that Zielinski? The 2 Workers appeared followed by a Parade of Scientists, and field workers as they prepared for Nikolai's Decontamination Nikolai…….. Nikolai -----------------------------------------Nikolai Felt Something A Drunken, Russian Stereotype----------------------------Something was in the River Nikolai, who’s breath is Vile ---------------------------------He felt a Yank and was Pulled Under Who’s drunken nature should not inspire ----------------Nikolai could not Get Away ---------------------------------------------------------------------The grip was too Strong COME ON!, We cry! the time is right!---------------------Before he Knew what was happening So Hurry up Light up the pipe!------------------------------he found himself inside a Glass container. Hear this, Friends do be afraid-----------------------------Below Him he saw the others looking up at him Your beloved Friend Won’t escape Unscathed -------Suddenly the Container began to Flood with Vodka Yes, Nikolai Can Not Be Saved--------------------------Nikolai’s Momentary smile turned into fear Haaa Haaa aahh ahh ahhhhhh ahhhhh----------------- He killed his wives with no regret------------------------The Vodka was Rising Quickly But now a Lesson he won’t soon forget----------------He Banged on the walls In this Cycle we go round and round--------------------But they were as Hard as Diamond The Sound of Vengeance pounding loud --------------The Color Drained from his face We’ll drown him for a minute more-----------------------Down below Him one of the workers held a torch Until we’re absolutely sure---------------------------------Decontamination…... then out he comes by God, By grace--------------------------Nikolai mumbled a few last words A Miracle has taken Place!!--------------------------------------Nikolai: I need to stop drinking....... A miracle has taken place!---------------------------------------The Fire spread from the River This Drunken brute who’s time is Near-----------------------Up the Pipe and into the Container Is loved by Gamers everywhere--------------------------------causing a Massive Explosion. So whats his fate, you do Inquire-------------------------------Filling the Night sky with Fireworks He’ll be drowned inside a lake of….FIIIIRRREE!!!!!!!-------and Nikolai Knew No more…… As the Fire began to die out so did the Music. All the workers including the 2 Scientists had vanished as if they were never there. Samanther decided to stay quiet but the others had a different reaction Dempsey: OH SNAP THAT WAS AWESOME! CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN! Zielinski: Well can't say I didn't warn Him Richtofen: I Honestly did not Zee that Coming.... Takeo: He was a Dishonorable Man...Drunk till the Very End. Zielinski: if you want to Know where the Vodka Goes then we are going to Need some transportation. Zielinski Whistled and clapped his hands and out of a Dark Tunnel appeared a Bus driven by a Mechanical Man. Zielinski: So..if you will just Follow me I will show you the Invention Room...A place where all Weapons, Perks and Zombies are Created..... To be Continued Chapter 3: The Crazy Bus Ride, The Invention Room, and the Faulty PHD

If I was Mod I'd overthrow the system and initiate Plan Z. In which I complete the Terraforming for mass Inv- errr oh wait those are secret plans nvr mind then

Chapter 1. The Great Competition, The Winners...and the Losers. Long ago..Probably before you were born, there was a Man Who Produced the Most Amazing Scientific creations of All time. Of course, he couldn’t do it all alone. With the help of all the Scientists who were sworn to Secrecy This man Created Drinks that could alter your genetic code, weapons that could shrink a man to the size of a child and of course...he also Created Zombies. However one day the Gates to Der Riese simply closed due to Spies being sent in. From that day forward not a single peep or shout or even a snarl could be heard from that old factory. However if you ever looked up at the factory you could see smoke rising from the chimney……… Samanther was an ordinary Child. She was also Batshit insane. So insane that the thing she Most admired about her town was the Factory where Zombies were made. For you see, in a world where work is necessary at cheap cost Zombies are the easiest to force into labor. That wonderful man was able to Tame the undead somehow. No one knows How he does it and it remains one of the greatest kept secrets in the entire world. Thus when the Factory was opened Tycoons, shop owners and Big corporations swarmed to buy their own Zombie Workers. Workers that did not require Pay or Food or any of the basic Necessities. Nowadays it was insane if you didn’t own at least one Zombie to work around the house. However Samanther who came from a poor family in fact she had no Family and did not own a zombie Slave. Her only companion and helper was her dog Named Fluffy. She thought nothing would change until one day certain events would be set in motion that would change the world forever. The first event happened during the dark of Night. An army of Zeppelins rose from the Factory. The first sound to be heard in years was the sound of Paper falling from the Sky. Each note carrying the same Important Message for when the people of the World. Far they traveled delivering their message and in the Morning Samanther would awake from a knock on her door. At the Door was her friend Edwardo her Silent, Brother/Lover/Unspecified relationship status friend. In his hand was a large Piece of paper. This was a very important notice. Hello people of the world! You have probably heard of me and my marvelous Zombie Factory For years the Gates to said factory have been shut But for one day Only those doors will open and allow 5 special Golden Ticket Holders to enter How to you obtain my tickets? Simple. These 5 Golden tickets will be hidden in 5 Zombie Products which have been sent all around the world. Good luck to everyone . JZ Samanther read the notice again and again. She always Admired the zombie factory. Samanther also Knew she could not afford a Zombie or a perk of her own. So instead She decided to do the next Logical thing…..Steal it. Samanther Rode into town on top of her dog Fluffy as if it were some kind of Horse. For the Next Few days Samanther spent her time Near the shops and following people who had just made purchases. However despite her efforts she could not locate any of the Golden Tickets. Until One day the broadcast went out and the first Golden Ticket Had Been found by a Man Named Nikolai. Reporter: So How does it feel to be the first person in the entire Globe to find a Golden ticket? Nikolai: Well, It feels Fantastic! However I do not remember how I got it. All I remember is getting really drunk, passing out, then when I woke up I HAD THE GOLDEN TICKET!!! Reporter: Well Then…..umm...It sure must feel Great I think we should cu- Nikolai: Come have a Drink with this Old Russian! Reporter: So how does your Wife Feel about you Winning? is she Excited? Nikolai: Er Yes...Um..My wife...She’s Taking a Long deserved..”Vacation” right now it’s best we don’t disturb her. The Reporter Signaled for a cut and then the screen went back to the Reporters. Samanther was upset she hadn’t found this man First otherwise she would have taken the ticket for herself. That Night Samanther went to bed disgruntled but still hoping she would be able to locate one of the other 4 winners. The same Thing Happened a few days Later, The Second winner had Been found. A violent man named Dempsey. During his interview he almost shot the News reporters in front of his house. Reporter: So how does it feel to have found a Golden ticket? Dempsey: IT FEELS AWESOME!, Reporter: So tell us...How Did you find the ticket exactly? Dempsey: Well you see, I always go Shooting on the Weekends so That takes up a lot of ammunition . So there I am Unloading these Boxes when suddenly I notice a piece of Golden paper! A GOLDEN TICKET! Reporter: So you are a Hunter then? Dempsey: Nah...I just shoot stuff, Cans, Deer, Dummies, cars, Pretty much anything I can get my hands on! i used to shoot Japs and Germans During World War II! Hell of a Good time! Sometimes I just get the Urge to Blow some shit up! OORAH!! I Hey , check this out, Sometimes I feel like shooting something a Little more ...Human...so i set a few of those freakbags loose and hunt them. The Third Man was a Japanese Gentleman named Takeo. On his walls he had many Samurai Swords on Display as well as uniforms from some of His earlier war Missions Takeo: To Have received a Golden ticket is Great Honor, More Honor than any man could have in his entire life. Who else but me to Find a ticket? Reporter: So how exactly did was this Honor bestowed upon you? As in Finding the Ticket, Give us some details Good Sir.. Takeo: It was Night and I had just laid my Katana to Rest. When I heard the Most Dishonorable sound ever. The sound of one of my new Zombies running amok. So I went into the Zombie Quarters and found it Eating the Feed. Stealing food is Most Dishonorable. I immediately Decapitated him to Cleanse him. However what do I find sticking out of his neck? Something Shiny, something Gold… My ancestors have looked upon me and shined Honor onto me their most worthy Descendant. Reporter: Okie Dokie then...I can see you are a very..”Ahem” Honorable man… Well...Until next time folks Apparently Next Time would be the Following day when the 4th Ticket Had been found by a Man named Edward Richtofen. Richtofen: You see a Man of My profession requires a lot of work and with said work I keep running out of Specimens to Test. I usually have truckloads of zee swine delivered to My laboratory. However last Night I found Myself in battle with a Pesky Monkey who stole My SPLEEN!! So I caught it and I stuffed HIM!!! He Pointed at the Wall where a Stuffed Monkey sat staring blankly forward Reporter: Um...what about the Ticket? can you tell us more about that? Richtofen: Aaaahhh...Yeesss the Ticket. Well you see when I went back to my work I noticed a Sliver of Gold Paper inside the stomach the stomach of the Filthy Beast. How peculiar! How ...Wunderbar!!! Those test Monkeys are Lucky! Now he can be my good luck charm. Samanther did not hear this from the T.V Though. She could only make out parts of the Interview as she was escorted by a Cop out of the Building. Her Plan to Steal Richtofens Ticket was a Complete bust. In fact she could call it her worst Failure Ever. If only Edwardo Hadn’t Sneezed...Sometimes she wished she could Beat the crap out of Him...Samanther walked home that Night Wondering if she would ever really get a Golden Ticket. That night she heard a Knock on her door. Fluffy looked up puzzled, then barked for her master. Samanther opened the door and let Edwardo in. Edwardo had just bought some Items to repair the remains of Samanthers House. Samanther took Fluffy Outside to take a Dump while Edward set things up on the Table. Samanther: Well fluffy, looks like there's only one left...Do I really stand a chance? The dog Just crouched and continued with it’s business. Samanther Sighed and walked back into the house. when she found Edwardo Staring at something. Samanther Got closer and looked at what he was Holding. Samanther saw the Flash of Gold and before Edwardo could say anything Samanther Smacked him on the head with a Wrench and Knocked him out. She Grabbed the Ticket and Yelled. Samanther: OMG FLUFFY LOOK! I FOUND A GOLDEN TICKET!!! Samanther looked down at Edwardo’s body. Something needed to be done quick. Samanther stuffed the Body into a Trash bag and took him outside in the dead of Night. Quickly Samanther went to the Zombie disposal Furnace and opened the Lid where she dumped the Body Samanther: Nothing personal Edwardo but I want that Golden Ticket Samanther then Sealed the Lid. The Next day she woke up Extra Early. She was ready for her tour of the Zombie factory. Truly this could not lead to...Shenanigans? Right? She prepared her favorite dress…..Her only dress and went to the front Gates. Besides Her were Nikolai, Dempsey, Takeo, and Richtofen. All of them Eager to enter the Factory. Reporters Swarmed Samanther trying to get interviews before the big event. Samanther hadn't done an interview yet since she “Found” the Golden ticket the night before. That was a close call. Before she could answer their questions a loud Voice boomed through the speakers. ????: Will the owner of a white pickup truck please come to the parking lot? Your car has been set on Fire by Protesters, Also Will the 5 Ticket Holders approach the Gate… Samanther looked back at her dog and waved. She calmly approached the Gate. This is what she had been waiting for With a Large Clunk The Gates began to Open To Be continues in Chapter 2: The Magnificent Man, The Fountain of Youth and a Dip in the River

As long as it's kept prestigious enough that not too many people are being added, that's the only thing I can stress about Hall of Fame. No doubt. But given it's awarded by staff as a whole, add on the fact they do this only once a year, I don't see more than 3-5 people being awarded the title at once each year, if that. Why not round up the 12 winners of the user of the months and have a final vote for user of the year and Hall of Fame to the winner