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You mean the dot represents a place for a gumball! Quick! Place the white gumball there before the Candy Store comes to life as a remodeled Margwa and uses Samantha to down you and steal your weapons and... Really at this point, the Candy Store just pauses the game, since it is host of course, and ends the game. This has been confirmed by me and two other nameless and lifeless individuals who don't happen to exist. Of course, though, there's also that counter that drains when you decapitate zombies. Maybe you pick up a zombie head and put it in that hole. Or maybe you just fuck that hole and a hentai chick is on the other side waiting... For me... Sorry, what were we discussing?

How about Nero's room! That god damn MOTHER FUCKING Book! It's like rummaging through my stuff and throwing it all around. That fucking book of fuckery... Nero's room holds many secrets no? There's already two Easter Egg related things, not including the ritual. Maybe we should look into the individual ritual rooms for more secrets. For example, Nero has music related stuff and a hat for Arnie, Floyd has a bow tie and a picture that changes the filter of the game. What else could be lingering? ALSO THERE'S A TYPE 99 BEHIND THAT HELP DOOR! -dies-

I know for a fact that when the game dropped, my entire team was able to get the Servant. By grabbing at the same time or by using the box. Whether or not others can still get it from the box is still available is a question of interest. However, it says you can obtain it from the box but the chances are so low that you might as well start the process of drying paint just so you have accomplished something besides wasting one million points trying to get a second Servant. Good luck, Mr. Numbers! Remember the lyrics to Keeper of the Seven Keys and you might just make it! "Don't let him suck off your power - Throw the key!"

No teenagers use their camouflage abilities to weasel their way into a certain clique. That's how they get through high school. And dope, lots of dope. As for getting laid? Hah! Alcohol and sex is like this conversation about the wonder weapon. It's going no where! Anyways, yeah, that's cool man. Do whatever you gotta do to chill. Definitely take the rest of the year off. ;3

Nice Thumb reference, tee-hee. DecrypterFixer on reddit is a Vault Hunter- I mean, Code Digger. He confirmed that each weapon has a "Continuance" quote and all weapons have a "Success" quote. the continuance quote is different for all of them and the Success quote is the only variable that doesn't change. I hope you get that pesky T-Virus off of you. My advice is to drink some alcohol and watch Adult Swim!

Maybe by translating these words with our characters as well as the reborn swords, there might be more hints! Or there might be more dead-ends. Hurray!

I'm sure they were talking about something else! The things you see are intended. The eggs with larva in them are a reference to Aliens what with the face-hugging look to them. The tentacles are apart of the aesthetic look to the box making it feel like a living creature rather than a wooden toy. I completely agree, though, that one of the Servants may need to be placed into the box. However, depending on what Servant you have will determine what you need to do in order to upgrade it. ehhhheheh, the Community is still getting the kinks out of the upgrade process so please be patient.. ^_^

See... There's a problem here... My idea of a parody is not to directly rip the game from the screen and throw it in with stupid-fucked music. My idea of a parody is creating something from scratch and making it all connect to the CoDz universe and making it funny and interesting and your own using the writing techniques that Treyarch used but adding some exaggerated comic humor. That to me is a 100% full-on parody. People now-a-days think that if you just rip off the show or game and use music or some fuck, that it will be considered a parody and count as comedic material. However, REAL parodies truly strive from creativity. For example, popular movies like Scary Movie or Airplane! DO parodies. They aren't just a Parody. They do parodies but they aren't a singular parody. That's how Youtubers get good. Excuse me, that's how movie directors and writers and so on and so forth get good. Youtubers can fuck off. Unless you're creating from scratch than hurray. Another example could be Edd from Youtube. The poor Edd is Deadd but his work is still fresh and good. He did a parody of Christmas stories and included zombies and a fucking giant, I think. Anyways, the best parodies have more than one parody which means you've got some work ahead of you. Of course you could always take the easy way out and just make Youtube Poops. Those are like the Tosh.O of parodies: Completely lacking, disappointing, and constantly on repeat. Find inspiration in the Parody King David Zucker. If you can't, then fuck off, good luck, and so long.

I love the T-Virus reference! Tranzit-Virus is real! Anyways, I love the drive to try and discover that which is undiscovered, however we all must eventually yield our sword to the almighty Blundell. I like Mr. Blundell because he can make fancy jokes about "Baked Goods" leaving me to believe that Blundell's Baked Goods means he has the dankiest shit in the entire office. This is why he was put in charge of Zombies at Treyarch. The Better the dope, the better the ideas. Anyways, this idea that the Wonder Weapon is SO convoluted that you need to create a list of one million variables is where the T-Virus is talking. @83457 Good job, Mr. Numbers! See, I already explained that we need quotes before the next step could begin. I also explained that each Weapon has a specific name which could lead to a specific step such as Spending Moolah for one of them. However, the group idea was that things need to be done beforehand. As if we forgot something... -.- We are thorough! Never doubt us! Anyways, we've been at the point of "Each Servant quotes it up and then..." for a long time. I thought this would be the topic of discussion but it isn't. Which is why I stopped trying because I started to notice the T-Virus consume some of you.

About these 'Dings'... @Ragdo11706 Don't these dings happen every time you activate a ritual? For me it does! The ding happens for me and makes me believe that the ding is the activation of the ritual as well as the ritual's offering being manipulated. Because I place the offering, place the summoner's key, and then the ding and then the book or whatever morphs. Honestly, though. Who feels infected with my non-patented T-Virus? I do. Well, not entirely. Anyways, since we have made zero percent progress beyond receiving quotes from the Servant, I can safely say we're sniffing the wrong dog's ass!

Tomato, Potato! They're both in South America which was my point. Shangri-La is in Brazil! I only say that because in the radios for Shangri-La Brock and Gay Gary talk about Natives as if they are traveling through cities and towns to get to Shangri-La. Don't they also equate the zombies to natives? Probably not. Either way, I believes and always have believed that Shangri-La was in Brazil. I mean, what else is there? Buried is in Africa and every other map takes place in fuck-all. I love Shangri-La too, so it's position is doggy style in Brazil.

I think Gobble Gums equate to perks just on a smaller level. So, I think this thread could carry both Drinkable perks and consumable perks. I saw a leak about a Gobble Gum that allowed for self revive when going down. I like the thought of that. Being able to go down and revive yourself, for me, is as useful as using condoms. I always find myself alone in an online match and when I do finally go down, the game will either end due to me being the only competent player or I wont get revived which I can live with. However, with this new Gobble Gum concept, I could go around on my own without any worry that I would have to depend on my incompetent teammates. A personal suggestion for a new Gobble Gum would be something that helps others. More Gobble Gums like Phoenix Up would be appreciated. I love being the medic but it gets hard when the whole team is in all the different districts and I must either waste my Phoenix Up or begin the trial of a thousand revives. I suspect something along the lines of ZombieBlood+EnhancedRevive for a limited time or something along the lines of Shoot the teammate=Revive. Something creative that makes helping out more useful or even rewarding.

How about this, my idle test subjects. The fact that our original Heroes from The Giant mention different places. Such as France; Origins and Peru; Shangri-La. I'd say these characters have officially confirmed the location of Shangri-La simply by mentioning Peru as it's the only possible map they could be referencing to. As for these multiverse PaP theories, they are kewl. A universe where the Apothicans created their rendition, a universe where the Keepers created their rendition, a universe where a blacksmith put it all together. What's next? Samantha explains that the box is in her room and it originated in the Home Department Store? It's cool to see different takes on the same concept, however, it just makes the story more bloated and possibly uninteresting for an outsider. This is my only concern. People on the outside will never fully understand.

Considering that the first wonder weapon we had as veterans of the series was upgrade-able by simply throwing it into a machine, I think we the veterans are just old. Think about it. We want things to be fluid like they USED to be. Sounds like an old man begging for a shot of the past. I have a feeling that Shadows of Evil is for the mainstream crowd that only has a desire to hunt for and speculate on easter eggs. This is why some easter eggs took a while to discover while others were very simply stupid easter eggs. As veterans of an age old series, we just want to be young again playing Der Riese for the first time having all of our work done by round 17, two PaP wonder weapons and a new monkey to play with. The good ol' days. Sadly the equivalent to the good ol' days was supposed to be The Giant. However, it did not stand the test of time because of minor to major glitches that made the map simply unplayable but the lesser of two evils when compared to Shadows of Evil. Just know, that if things seem too complicated or convoluted than you should probably consider leaving this hobby for a new and much more exciting one. Other than that, you may just be too old for this shit.

@Nightmare Voyager I heard Richtofen mention a blacksmith from the old west. I immediately thought of buried <_<. Maybe they are trying to say that the scientist in the lore of Buried created the PaP?

So a quick synopsis of your Gun Specific challenges! 1. Elemental-Margwa; Kor-Maroth: Not too obvious what to do with this Servant... However, the fact that some receive a Servant quote when a Margwa spawns leaves me to conclude that this is how you begin the upgrade in receiving the quote. If nothing to do with Margwas than something to do with the swords or obviously some kind of element. 2. Margwa-Spend; Mar-Astagua: A possible solution for this riddle is to spend money! While using the gun of course just to see if you get the quote. If at all possible, the gun may need two challenges. Such as spending money and defeating a Margwa. Same for the previous weapon. 3. IDGUN-Consume; Nar-Ullaqua: This must be for the individuals who heard their Servant quotes by simply using the weapon. Maybe by killing a certain amount of zombies or by simply consuming them with the weapon directly. 4. Survive-Transform; Lor-Zarozzor: This might be something interesting... Consider what we hypothesize about the cocoons and how we may be able to use them. We insert our weapon into the cocoon and survive until it's ready. Could it be possible that this weapon is the only Servant that activates the cocoons? Or the original thought, in order to activate the quote for this weapon, you must survive a certain amount of rounds while using it. It's all out there, now. Testing to be done and experiments to execute.

@Nightmare Voyager Maybe you'll find an easter egg that changes the colors of all the lights in the game to be pink and purple and instead of swing music during in-between rounds it's birthday music! All the characters get Birthday Hats and when you shoot the Margwa in the head, instead of fumes and smoke, it's confetti and party favors! This map would become my new Hemp Hotstar.

The basic idea of the PaP, to my understanding, is that you place your desired gun and retrieve a different version of it from the machine. This concept is used throughout the entire series as Voyager describes. The PaP is in every map so far even with its variations. The variations in the gun are allegedly from a different time or realm. I suppose the most simple answer possible in order to understand the PaP is to view the SoE PaP as its most primitive form. The Advanced form uses technology capable of manipulating time and space much to the ilk of our Primitive form that directly manipulated time and space. This is the way I've come to view the PaP machine and I hope that this is accurate and interesting enough to be at the least partly true.

I'm just going to say that Black Ops 1 was great. I'm also going to say that everyone has an opinion. Now that all of our opinions are out in the open for God to laugh at, let's get back to the topic at hand! About beast mode... I had curiosities about the charged zap but its application seems useless to me. Where at all could it be possibly applicable for a charged shotgun-like zap? Nothing comes to mind and thus we have a new topic for discussion. What are the practical and possibly implicit ways that one could use the charged zap with purpose? Besides an alleged glitch that allows more zombies to spawn when a zombie is zapped. I mean, what possible things are out and about that might need power or a jolt of electricity? Lights? Possibly bulbs? Even then, what could we do with the bulbs or where could we take them?

Alright, everyone. We are coming to the final stretch in discovering and fully upgrading the Apothican Servant! I for one am losing considerable amounts of interest as the days pass. But let not my disinterest penetrate your hearts and minds! Continue onward and discover what may or may not be hidden from sight of the human eyes. I wish you all luck as from here on out, I am officially checking out of searching for a new and improved Servant. My beautiful Mar-Astagua has lasted enough rounds to be my honorary wife and has been lucky enough to also bear my children. Thank you all for trying hard as iron to figure out how this servant can be upgraded but you've all failed. The clear, un-cut way to upgrade the servant... Is it to impregnate her... Yes, it's a she. She's magnificent..... <3

@Ragdo11706 The quotes you hear at anytime during the end of a round is normal intended behavior. The Characters react to the round change much like the music reacts to the round change. It's another set of mechanics that have been added. For Exmaple, the equivalent to "At least I've achieved something today." is the banter that The Giant crew have during in-between rounds. It's part of the new way the narrative is played out. If you were to play with two or more players, you would notice that Nero and Jessica talk to each other during in-between rounds which almost replaces the "At least I've achieved something today" quotes. The only quotes you need for the WW are the mythical quotes that aren't your characters voice. As for what your character says, so far they say nothing that is at all important. The only things they say, we already have a concrete understanding of. Worm references, references to the easter egg, references to the story, is all just fun and games. The only time you get a quote from your character that signifies you did something is when you already have a clear understanding of what you are doing. The characters don't lead us with what they say, we lead them and they react. Again, though, the round ending quotes are intended behavior. Nothing out of the ordinary.

The T-Virus The T-Virus is not a literal virus that can infect and destroy, it is a mental virus that is based on certain forms of thinking and rationale. Those who inhibit the disease need not fear death by this Virus. It is curable and is most easy to defend against. Remember, this is a joke. A joke with meaning. So consider it as such. The T-Virus: This Virus as shown above is dangerous. It has no relation to any other virus in existence. The picture you see above is the only known photo of this virus, captured by Doctor Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov before his awful death by the hands of the same virus. Before his death, however, the doctor was able to take notes about patients that were infected by this disease. His records date all the way back to 2008. Not that far but far enough for me to feel old. Dr. Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov: The picture above was taken moments before his death. He was saying things like "There's a Type 99 behind that HELP door!" and "Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 is going to have Aliens!" Shortly after his death, the records were recovered from his Dorm up in the mountains of Russia. Many Patients suffered the same fate as the Doctor. Muttering incoherent inconsistencies just before falling into a deep coma and releasing their bowels to death. There were 18 patients in his castle dorm and the following images may be too graphic for children. Patient #543: This patient by the looks of his bow tie was an originally professional lawyer. With his finger up, he was able to latch any and all cases and even still close them in his favor. After being captured by Doctor Ivanov and treated with the T-Virus, the Doctor took careful note of the changes. Patient #543 seems to be saying something that I cannot quite understand clearly.. Something about being able to leave the map... He says that there's more to Nacht. The patient seems to be clinging to a single thought surrounding Nacht der Untoten. He says that when you use the flamethrower on the top of the map, you get to see words. These words lead to an easter egg that allows you to fight Zombie Hitler. He continues to ramble on about how reaching Round 100 will allow you to fight Zombie Hitler. It seems that this patient has undergone some type of brain malfunction... Will continue research.. The Patient numbered 543 was a Local Lawyer and worked for seventeen years with the Kremlin himself getting the people to forget that the Kremlin was bad. He died with his last words being, "There's a way to fight Hitler." Patient #84: Patient #84 suffered traumatic head injury and can barely see. His head and part of his shoulders were all that was left before his death. This patient was special in more ways than one. It was the first patient to change something for the Virus and the first to actually have a vision. The Doctor continued his research. Patient #84 is doing relatively well. Responses are normal and basic functions are running up to speed. The patient's eyes seem to be dosing and once again the patient seems to be muttering something but this time it's intriguing... After hearing about the patients claim of "writings on the wall" I did some research and found that Russia has Cryptic Writings all over the High House walls. These writings were delivered to this wall centuries ago before the High House existed. After doing research on these writings, I have concluded that the patient can see visions of the past. The ramblings meant something. The idea that these ancient apostles would come to the High House with Cryptic Writings of forewarning. My patient practically confirmed that the writings predict the first world war. The Great War. With this new discovery lingering, the desire to continue my research grows. Before Patient #84 succumbed to his violent death, he said that "Robots would walk above us" and "Would suck if we had to walk with them". He died alone in his cell room after defecating all over the walls. Patient #155: Patient #155 was a much more advanced case of the Virus. It came as a surprise to the Doctor that it had developed at such a rapid pace. It left speculation as to why or how we could go from a bunch of nobodies to a bunch of somebodies. The Doctor observed for eight long days and nights before coming to his conclusion. Patient #155 has left me in a frenzy of confusion. The Virus was able to manipulate the environment with which it existed in. It practically changed the rules of nature. As for the Patient, I observed similar traits. Muttering inconsistencies and lots of screaming. The patient this time wouldn't stop talking about using the Wunderwaffe and acquiring a particular amount of points, then going up to a "Help" sign and holding the action button. The patient is stern that this will let you fall into a room filled with Wunderwaffes. Of course, none of this makes sense and cannot at all be possible by any means. This Virus is causing some type of hypnosis and seems to fill the subject's mind with intentional lies. Maybe unintentional. We will have to conduct more tests. Patient #155 fell off the side of a cliff as a part of the Doctor's ongoing experimentation. When the Doctor looked over to see if the Patient had survived the terrible accident, the pool of fecal matter that the Patient lied in was enough to confirm his death. Before Patient #155 perished its final words were "You can knock down Peter!" Patient #49: Patient #49 was the pinnacle of the Doctor's ongoing experiment with his new Virus discovery. The patient started off as the perfect subject that had perfect response and senses intact. However, the subject began to deteriorate. Bits and pieces of the subject were falling off in mid test. The Doctor elaborates. Patient #49 was going to be my brightest endeavor. Responses and senses were normal and the subject seemed to have the increased intelligence that I had been waiting for. However, the subject quickly began to deteriorate. At first, I couldn't quite understand what the patient was saying. I finally was able to decode the language. Apparently, the patient is on a rant about a Type 99 behind a "Help" door. There seems to be no consistency whatsoever from my patients and there seems to be less and less logic being used. Their rationale is simple. It's there because they want it to be there. There's no reason for it to be there, there's no indication that it is there, they just claim it so. Sadly, my progress isn't going as planned. The subject will tested on its final tomorrow. Patient #49 never survived that final test. Instead when the Doctor went to ready the patient, he was found dead with blood against the wall and the words "Help, where's the Type 99?" on the wall. Patient #49 had passed in his feces. Patient #242: Patient #242 was another exciting return for the Doctor, as you can see the subject is seemingly stable and alive and well. However, the Patient turned out horribly wrong. The Doctor notes. It seems the Patient #242 has identified themselves as Bill O'Reilly. For whatever reason, they have taken this identity and used it to gain credibility in the field. The Patient still elicits the same traits as the previous patients but without the screaming and the nonsense. The Ramblings still exist. Whether it be complete and utter bullshit or something about the shadow figure in one of the paintings. He says, "it has to be Richtofen because the other photo looks like Maxis." Whatever he means, it's still gibberish. No vital evidence has been presented anywhere on Earth relating to the Shadow figure being either of them nor does the photo look like Maxis. It looks like an American-washed Richtofen. Whatever the case, the Patient is becoming delusional. I will have to terminate these tests before the subject gains anymore supporters. Patient #242 was put to rest by the Doctor. Documented as a Mercy Killing. Before Patient #242 died, he said "You can Pack-A-Punch the bowie knife!" Patient #5: A seemingly professional Patient. Patient #5 is what the Doctor has been waiting for. Although, the moments with the Patient were melancholy at best. The Doctor observes. It is my professional opinion that this patient is by far the most insane. Patient #5 at first was different and newly welcomed as something that could revolutionize the Virus itself. However, Patient #5 became restless and pointed out its own inconsistencies. At first, claiming that the Scientist that chases you is Maxis and then debunking and filibustering his own argument. At most, Patient #5 has granted some closure in that this Virus now has consistency in that it develops inconsistency within its subject. The only question now, is how do I manipulate it for good? We shall see how further tests will react with the subject. When Patient #5 was asked to participate in a test, the patient quickly filled for a shut down of the whole operation and then went into hiding so as to avoid public controversy. To this day the Patient runs a muck in U.S. Congress. Saying things like "J.F.K. was not killed, zombies broke into the Pentagon. This is fact." and "Maxis was the one that put the Pack-A-Punch in the Defcon Office not Richtofen." Patient #1: Patient #1 is not to be confused with the Patient Zero. As of yet, the doctor has no Patient Zero capable of containing the virus and surviving. Patient #1 was a practical take on fixing the virus. The Doctor met many challenges along the way but nonetheless was vigilant. Patient #1 has been going on and on about the continuance of an Easter Egg. Shouting day and night that there are more orbs around the map, small red orbs. He says that only specific characters can see their orbs and must use the Death Machine to shoot them. I cannot entertain the patients delusions but I do allow the patient to release their pent up energy. Further testing may prove lethal to my patient but progress is being made with the slow perfection of this virus. It will soon provide clear vision instead of a black eye. Patient #1 was shot with an M16 while bacon was wrapped around on the muzzle. The bacon was placed on the subjects wounds so the animals have a place to start. Patient #1 was forgotten. Patient #3624: Patient #3624 was a seasoned veteran in the Virus and became a Doctor himself. Following Doctor Ivanov throughout his dorms and joining in the many tests conducted. However, at the end of his time, Patient #3624 became incoherent and began muttering about "Paradise". It seems that my long time friend and co-scientist is beginning his decent into the Virus' maddening properties. Patient #3624 is finally showing the original traits of the Virus. Claiming that Aliens are the ones who gave us the Vril the device. Claiming that the Golden Rod is somehow an ancient device found in the cold mountains of Russia. My poor friend is becoming inconsistent and is constantly creating a loophole for a story nobody concretely understands... Patient #3624 soon after quit his Scientific job and moved out to New York City where he hosted the Daily Show for many years before quitting that and becoming Moses. Patient #13: Patient #13 was weird and uncomfortable for everyone. Even the Doctor noted the trap conversations and the intense detail to story. The Doctor's records reflect. Patient #13 is a sad creation. Not at all fun but very interesting. It seems that instead of describing inconsistencies with the map, they are beginning to describe inconsistencies in the story. Patient #13 wont stop confiding to me that Shangri-La is on Mars. I agree just to sate the patient's insanity. Obviously Shangri-La is not on Mars, it's in Brazil. After realizing that the inconsistencies are changing, I began to hypothesis what this means for fact and fiction. It means that one can identify a Patient by simply applying logic and rational thinking to their proposal. I can only hope that my Patient DO NOT repopulate and eventually get lost in the genetically deficient world. Oddly enough, Patient #13 escaped and fled to America where it soon became a Supreme Court justice. The Patient, to this day, has not stopped the inconsistencies. Patient #4: Patient #4 was overwhelmingly hostile towards the Doctor and was forced into a captivity center where the Doctor had to interact with the Patient behind a two tier wall. The Doctor faced the Patient with fear. Patient #4 is the most fearsome subject yet. The screaming and shouting is nonstop and will not cease to discuss the destruction of the Earth. How the next installment will be amazing and how we the players will finally play as Samantha. This is now false and is an over-the-top statement that uses no logic whatsoever. The Patient, although is violent, is very interesting. The Virus is now no longer developing a story, it is predicting the story. If the Virus can get it right one out of a thousand than maybe the populous will believe him. We are reaching the end of my testing on this one. I must move forward. Patient #4 was beat to death with a shovel. The Patient's last words were "Now the next game will let us fight in spaaace!" Patient Zero: Patient Zero is how The Doctor developed the Virus' infamous name. The T-Virus. The Patient was completely unresponsive and unwilling to cease living. Patient Zero has set new grounds for how we should view this Virus. The T-Virus as I will now call it. It forces an individual to think almost "ass-backwards" in order to bring peace of mind to something that doesn't exist. For example, Patient Zero claims that there are beams of light that come off the Laundry Door and fly to the Pylon in the Corn Fields. He is right but it's simply an illusion. Patient Zero will not accept that it is an illusion. Its convinced that there is more, if not something else to do. The Patient soon became restless and shredded the map to pieces before realizing that there is nothing more to it. Patient Zero committed suicide on my desk. Before committing the act, he claimed that the Church was out of place and that you could go into it. Patient Zero paved the way for the naming of the virus. The Tranzit Virus or T-Virus for short. The description of the virus became clear. A disease that elicits illogical thoughts for a subject matter of nonexistence. The Patient will always be convinced that there is more to nothing. Patient #58: Patient #58 was a series of bad quotes that lead to the infection of Doctor Invanov. The Doctor remembers the incident. Patient #58 was intriguing... However, I must confess that the Patient got me to agree with some of what it said. For example, the Patient had a contention that Marlton created the Bus from Tranzit. Simply because the bus is heard at Nuketown. However, I had to think for a moment before realizing that Marlton claimed to have no idea how the bus worked. The strange nature of the argument got me to thinking... Maybe Marlton made the bus to escape Nuketown... But... That is illogical and inconsistent... Sharing my coffee with the Patient wasn't a logical decision... Patient #58 died from the coffee it drank. It was allergic. Patient#49: Patient #49 was the first case where Doctor Ivanov was sincerely swayed to agreement before finally realizing how illogical he was. It was clear to me that Patient #49 was different but not this different. It convinced me that Marlton was dead simply based on one photo of a Zombie with a tie. Logically, this evidence isn't enough to bring me to a "without a doubt" conclusion. So far, I have not been able to think long enough without jumping to a conclusion about a story hole or plot device. It seems that the Virus has infected me. I must continue on... To try and cease this virus from reaching the outside world. Patient #49 was killed when the map released and Marlton was alright. The Map was awful, though. Who really died? Genius Map Design. Patient #4624 Patient #4624 was the beginning of a possible cure for the Virus. The Doctor was in full swing and couldn't have been more happy with his results. Patient #4624 has found peace in that the cycle does end and the universe can be at peace. Inconsistencies were not found in the patient's behavior not was it found in their proposals about the story. Their claim that it might take place in Hell is an accurate one and that time has been mishandled might be the case. I can say without a doubt that this Patient will be fine long enough for me to develop a cure. Patient #4624 was fine until the Doctor continue experimentation a new patient. Patient #2: Patient #2 was a restless subject that killed Patient #4624 and fled into the mountain seen in the above photo. The Patient resembled all of the inconsistencies that the previous patients endured. After Patient #2 killed Patient #4624, I had no choice but to open fire on Patient #2. It escaped my dorm and fled into the Mountains... What have I done? Allowing him to escape and allowing the virus to infect me. I have choice but to end this as soon as possible. My final Patient must be the patient that ends it all. Patient #6: Patient #6 failed to inhibit the curing properties that Doctor Ivanov had hoped for. Instead, the inconsistencies were at a record high and remained there for the entirety of the testing. I completely agreed with Patient #6 that there was an Ancient Evil. That Element 115 was not the only reason but a super natural force lingered! It all makes sense now! The Cathars, the Inquisitions! The Dead Sea scrolls! I can finally provide competent evidence! Soon after the writing, Patient #6 revealed that the story is all a game being played by a little girl and her friend. All the characters and all the stories that we had gone through was false. All a little girl's imagination. Patient #165: After being told that the whole story was a lie, Doctor Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov fell into the Madness that was the T-Virus. His writings show how far he had fallen. It seems that there is an interdimensional force at work that seeks to disrupt time and space. A squid-like creature with tentacles and alien-like origins. It seems that we must discover Cocoons and listen to voices that speak as we kill zombies. It might be that there are three states for the sword or maybe even more. There might be more to the solo easter egg as well. No amount of proof can be given to support this claim but that isn't what this is about. This about me. It's about me speaking without using my brain. It's about that Type 99 in the Help wall. This concludes our look at the origins of the T-Virus and how it effects its subjects. Beware, for if you see your friend is showing the same traits then you might already be infected as well! -The End

@83457 God Damn it, man! Do you hear yourself? That Key pulses whenever you press back in order to show who has the key! If you were to play multiplayer you would know that you can't do all the rituals at once so this dynamic helps to point out who touched it last. You're losing it! The blinky blinky means nothing! "It means you found the next step for the Cocoon!" NO! Don't listen to me! I'm Patient Zero! "The T-Virus is a lie and the fact that you did it with a PaP Gun isn't intricate or convoluted enough! What gun were you using? Be specific!" No! The character always says something at the end of the round! There's nothing special about anything your character says! "Unless you stand near your ritual!" Fuck! Kill me! "Use the PaP Dingo as Nero and stand by the floating book and you will notice that the MotD crew is dead!" No... It's starting again... Misleading statements and convoluted requirements... I must rest... I must die...

Gang! We have leads just not your leads. We've been told that the Servant's upgrade is being stalled because we are looking at these Sword Rituals but we need to be using our Servant. The Sword Rituals are as follows "A Dead End". While using the Servant you will hear a voice speak, yes? Once this voice says particular words, we can proceed with figuring out the next possible step. I would never detour you fine people away from trying out your theories but this T-Virus is making you all insane! The Ritual circle glows and on some rounds it doesn't glow. This has been occurring since the dawn of this game. Same with the "I said something about Worms" -Jessica. Her quote is just a reference and if anything so are the glows around the Sword Rituals. A reference that says, "Hey player, look I'm glowing! Wanna touch me?". As far as our journey to the upgraded Servant goes, we have taken one step forward without any steps back. We just need to focus. Prioritize Marleton! Pri-ori-tize! Let's worry about this Servant before we worry about what these Swords have in store. Unless... I'm Patient Zero... The T-Virus is already eating my brain... "Use the Jet Gun to fly over something!" No! Make it stop! "The Laundry Door can be opened!" No! No, it can't! "The lights mean something!" They don't! They really don't!