Quotes

"Guess I'll have to use my bare hands, like with my fourth wife... Always taking." - ammo_low_2
"You are like third wife, always asking for more." - cosmo_egg_6
"Like my first wife; useless." - wpck_crappy_2
"I have sister who used to make these... She's bitch." - wpck_dolls_4
"This brings back memories, only I forgot what they were." - wpck_favorite_upgrade_4
"I have black hole... Like my third wife. We won't talk about that." - wpck_gersh_device_4
"I used this to kill a bar once... She was my first wife." - wpck_shotgun_1
"Ah, a sickle is a perfect weapon, for a Russian farmer!" - wpck_sickle_0
"Dempsey, I like him because he's brave, like third wife. He's going to die one day, but he'll take many with him... Like fourth wife." - wpck_upgrade_wait_1
"Takeo, he is quiet, that makes me suspicious... and thirsty. He's up to something, like playing with that evil stuffed monkey." - wpck_upgrade_wait_2
"Richtofen, I don't know why he likes me so much, maybe he's trying for a free drink heh. I don't give free drinks." - wpck_upgrade_wait_3

"To Hell, you box!" - box_move_0
"That dark-hearted bear has frayed my last nerve!" - box_move_4
"I hope you, in turn, free someone else who needs it." - cosmo_egg_9
"What once was, is no longer!" - kill_gersh_device_1

"Usually the voices sound so angry!" - cosmo_egg_0
"I wonder if we should be helping this... thing." - cosmo_egg_1
"Fascinating, this Casimir Mechanism is so intriguing." - cosmo_egg_2
"Casimir? Could this be related to Hendrik's work?" - cosmo_egg_4
"There is so much power here already, and you need more?! I like the way you think." - cosmo_egg_6
"Oh I hate it when that happens before I'm done!" - cosmo_egg_7
"1.21 GIGAWATTS! Where have I heard that before?" - cosmo_egg_8
"Fascinating, a dimensional rift. Goodbye Gersch, it would've been good to know you!" - cosmo_egg_9
"I will be coming soon Nikolai! Oh so soon." - hr_resp_ohshit_3
"Your gift of creation is almost as good as mine!" - hr_resp_spawn_crawl_2
"I think it's saying something. The voices!" - hr_resp_spawn_crawl_4
"I do the dissections around here!" - kill_damaged_2
"Ich bin ein DEATH!" (I am DEATH!) - kill_explo_2
"Aveal zen my children! - kill_gersh_device_2
"They're all disappearing into the black hole. Sad." - kill_gersh_device_3
"I harvested your soul!" - kill_sickle_2
"Look at the tail! I want the tail!" - kill_space_monkey_4
"If given enough time I could create a generator from spare parts, why is it black and white now?" - level_start_1
"Where does this man with a hammer hide?" - powerup_carp_2
"Yeah, yeah! Send me more patients!" - powerup_insta_2
"Ah marvelous, I teleported." - teleport_gersh_device_0
"An instant handheld teleporter, Gersh the genius!" - teleport_gersh_device_1
"If only they could have perfected that so you knew where you'd end up." - teleport_gersh_device_3
"Oho, ah, that makes my stomach feel fuzzy!" - teleport_gersh_device_4
"I used to crush these when I was a child to hear my sister cry in anguish." - wpck_dolls_2
"Mother never let me play with dolls. Now, they are mine!" - wpck_dolls_3
"Why is there no Richtofen Device?" - wpck_gersh_device_1
"This future is such an interesting place." - wpck_gersh_device_2
"A black hole, at my will? Haha, joy!" - wpck_gersh_device_3
"Nothing is better than a personal black hole." - wpck_gersh_device_4
"Just like my favorite instrument in my lab!" - wpck_sickle_0
"How does a Russian make such a long, powerful weapon?" - wcpk_thunder_1
"I've always disliked Dempsey. He's just a meat head, nothing's changed no matter how often we did it." - wcpk_upgrade_wait_0
"Nikolai, maybe it was his drinking that made it take so well, or maybe what we did gave him his drinking problem. Oh well." - wcpk_upgrade_wait_1\
"Takeo has always been so quiet. For some reason, no matter the pain, he was always so respectful. I hate that." - wcpk_upgrade_wait_2
"The voices, dah! Leave me alone!" - wcpk_upgrade_wait_7

"Please, help me, she's coming.  The mechanism, it must be repaired." - egggame_start_0
"*inaudible* No!  Stop it!" - egggame_egg1_0
"You've done it.  Now, it needs as much power as possible.  Hurry, she's getting nearer!" - egggame_egg1p1_0
"There needs to be more concentrated power for this to work!" - egggame_egg2_0
"Yes!  YES!  Almost there.  Hurry, she's coming!  *inaudible*!!" - egggame_egg3_0
"The Casimir Mechanism is active!  Quickly, open the portal!" - egggame_egg4_0
"I can see the outline, but there isn't enough power!" - egggame_egg5c_0
"No!  So close, keep trying!" - egggame_egg51_0
"Oh yes, I'm free.  I cannot thank you enough for releasing me from that, that horrible place." - egggame_egg6_0

"Stage 3 initiation complete, lunar protocol online." - vox_ann_after_launch_
"Warning: Centrifuge malfunction.  Please follow all posted safety regulations." - vox_ann_centrifuge_spins_
"Warning: Centrifuge activation in progress." - vox_ann_centrifuge_spins_1
"One." - vox_ann_countdown_1
"Two." - vox_ann_countdown_2
"Three." - vox_ann_countdown_3
"Four." - vox_ann_countdown_4
"Five." - vox_ann_countdown_5
"Casimir Mechanism activation in progress.  Error.  No power detected." - vox_ann_egg1_success_
"Power rerouted to Casimir Mechanism.  Node 1 activated." - vox_ann_egg2_success_
"Power rerouted to Casimir Mechanism.  Node 2 activated." - vox_ann_egg3_success_
"Power rerouted to Casimir Mechanism.  Node 3 activated." - vox_ann_egg4_success_
"Power rerouted to Casimir Mechanism.  Node 4 activated. Full power achieved." - vox_ann_egg5_success_
"Casimir Mechanism safety protocol initiated; shutting down power systems." - vox_ann_egg6_success_
"Warning: Casimir Mechanism overheating, system overload imminent." - vox_ann_egg6p1_success_
"Warning: Launch in progress." - vox_ann_engines_firing_
"Lander refueling in progress.  Lander system offline." - vox_ann_lander_cooldown_
"Lander sequence initiated." - vox_ann_lander_current_
"Lander incoming." - vox_ann_lander_current_1
"Lander refueling complete.  Lander system online." - vox_ann_lander_ready_
"Security Protocol 13255 received.  Performing integrity check.  Awaiting launch initiation." - vox_ann_landers_used_
"Initiating launch protocol.  Systems check nominal.  Status update complete." - vox_ann_launch_button_
"Warning: Re-entry detected.  Security personnel on high alert." - vox_ann_monkeys_begin_
"Security level normalized, system defenses offline." - vox_ann_monkeys_end_
"Main power online.  Auxiliary power deactivated.  Rocket approaching disposition." - vox_ann_power_switch_
"Initiating lunar navigation systems.  Awaiting Security Protocol 13255." - vox_ann_rocket_anim_
"Main power offline.  Auxiliary power activated." - vox_ann_startup_0