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(Walking through jungle)

Brock: The heat and humidity is just excruciating. According to the locals, the temple should be in this mountain range just up this river. (Water flowing) Gary, do you hear that? A waterfall! We must be close! Hand me the binoculars! 

(Shuffling)

Brock: There is a structure up ahead. If this is truly a gateway to Agartha, my work will finally be validated!

Gary: Uh, Brock, I don't think this place is abandoned...

Brock: Don't be silly. This place has to be thousands of years old.

(Static)

Brock: I have found some unfinished carvings around the structures I can't make out. They do not look like… Wait… What is this?

(Rumbling, teleporter sound)

Gary: What the hell was that? Why is the sky dark?

Brock: It's an eclipse! We must've-

(Zombie screaming)

Gary: Run!

(Running through jungle into temple, more zombies screaming)

Gary: What are those things?!

Brock: Zombies. We have to find another way!

Gary: Zombies? What're you talking about?

Brock: The writings must've been right. The- No! Don't touch that! 

(Rumbling)

Brock: Damn! Take a look around and try to find a way out.

(Shuffling)

Gary: I got nothin'.

Brock: We will have to conserve our supplies. Take your shoes off and hand me your socks.

(Static)

(Blowing into microphone)

(Zombies screaming)

Brock: I have been trapped in the temple structure for days. Gary is dead. And I don't see a way out of here. I can still hear the zombies outside. I fear this is my last recording, as the battery's about to die. And I will soon follow. One thing I can be certain of, is that blo-

(Static)

(Eclipse sound)

Gary: What the hell was that? Why is the sky dark?

Brock: It's an eclipse! We must've-

(Zombie screaming)

Gary: Run!

(Running through jungle into temple, more zombies screaming)

Gary: What are those things?!

Brock: Zombies. We have to find another way!

Gary: Zombies? What're you talking about?

Brock: The documents must've been right. The- No! Don't touch that!

(Rumbling)

Brock: Damn! Take a look around and try to find a way out.

(Shuffling)

Gary: Brock, I hear somebody out there that isn’t dead!

(Stone rumbling)

Brock: Hello out there! Hello?

Tank Dempsey: Hey! There’s somebody in there!

Brock: We are stuck behind some kind of mechanism. Whatever you did moved it slightly! We really could use some help here!

(Static)

Brock: Look at this! There’s a passageway below! We have to push on to have any chance of escape.

Gary: Thanks, whoever you guys are.

(Static)

(Walking)

Brock: I can hear water up ahead. Following the flow of water may lead us out of here.

(Thud)

Gary: Ah, crap! My leg! It’s stuck in some gears!

Brock: Hold on, I’ll get you out. (Grunting) Come on! (Grunting) Good God! (Grunting) 

(Water flowing)

(Static)

(Eclipse sound)

Gary: What the hell was that? Why is the sky dark?

Brock: It's an eclipse! We must've-

(Zombie screaming)

Gary: Run!

(Running through jungle into temple, more zombies screaming)

Gary: What are those things?!

Brock: Zombies. We have to find another way!

Gary: Zombies? What're you talking about?

Brock: The documents must've been right. The- No! Don't touch that!

(Rumbling)

Brock: Damn! Take a look around and try to find a way out.

(Shuffling)

Gary: Brock, I hear somebody out there that isn’t dead!

(Stone rumbling)

Brock: Hello out there! Hello?

Nikolai Belinski: Hey guys, there’s some British guy in this wall!

Brock: We are stuck behind some kind of mechanism. Whatever you did moved it slightly! We really could use some help here!

(Static)

Brock: Look at this! There’s a passageway below! We have to push on to have any chance of escape.

Gary: Thanks, whoever you guys are.

(Static)

(Walking)

Brock: I can hear water up ahead. Following the flow of water may lead us out of here.

(Thud)

Gary: Ah, crap! My leg! It’s stuck in some gears!

Brock: Hold on, I’ll get you out. (Grunting) Come on! (Grunting) Good God! (Grunting) 

(Water flowing)

(Static)

(Eclipse sound)

Gary: What the hell was that? Why is the sky dark?

Brock: It's an eclipse! We must've-

(Zombie screaming)

Gary: Run!

(Running through jungle into temple, more zombies screaming)

Gary: What are those things?!

Brock: Zombies. We have to find another way!

Gary: Zombies? What're you talking about?

Brock: The documents must've been right. The- No! Don't touch that!

(Rumbling)

Brock: Damn! Take a look around and try to find a way out.

(Shuffling)

Gary: Brock, I hear somebody out there that isn’t dead!

(Stone rumbling)

Brock: Hello out there! Hello?

Takeo Masaki: Hello! Where are you?

Brock: We are stuck behind some kind of mechanism. Whatever you did moved it slightly! We really could use some help here!

(Static)

Brock: Look at this! There’s a passageway below! We have to push on to have any chance of escape.

Gary: Thanks, whoever you guys are.

(Static)

(Walking)

Brock: I can hear water up ahead. Following the flow of water may lead us out of here.

(Thud)

Gary: Ah, crap! My leg! It’s stuck in some gears!

Brock: Hold on, I’ll get you out. (Grunting) Come on! (Grunting) Good God! (Grunting) 

(Water flowing)

(Static)

(Eclipse sound)

Gary: What the hell was that? Why is the sky dark?

Brock: It's an eclipse! We must've-

(Zombie screaming)

Gary: Run!

(Running through jungle into temple, more zombies screaming)

Gary: What are those things?!

Brock: Zombies. We have to find another way!

Gary: Zombies? What're you talking about?

Brock: The documents must've been right. The- No! Don't touch that!

(Rumbling)

Brock: Damn! Take a look around and try to find a way out.

(Shuffling)

Gary: Brock, I hear somebody out there that isn’t dead!

(Stone rumbling)

Brock: Hello out there! Hello?

Edward Richtofen: The voices! Wait, that’s not in my head.

Brock: We are stuck behind some kind of mechanism. Whatever you did moved it slightly! We really could use some help here!

(Static)

Brock: Look at this! There’s a passageway below! We have to push on to have any chance of escape.

Gary: Thanks, whoever you guys are.

(Static)

(Walking)

Brock: I can hear water up ahead. Following the flow of water may lead us out of here.

(Thud)

Gary: Ah, crap! My leg! It’s stuck in some gears!

Brock: Hold on, I’ll get you out. (Grunting) Come on! (Grunting) Good God! (Grunting) 

(Water flowing)

(Static)

Brock: That did it! His leg is free and the way is clear! Let's get moving.

(Static)

Brock: We are moving through a small network of tunnels. This appears to be some sort of aqueduct system. Unless this was carved out at a much later-

(Static, rocks falling)

Gary: Holy crap!

Brock: We are moving through a small network of tunnels. This appears to be some sort of aqueduct system. Unless this was carved out at a much later-

(Rocks falling)

Gary: Holy crap!

Brock: We need to start digging and get past this cave-in!

(Digging)

(Rocks falling)

Brock: Well, we lucked out on that!

Gary: I wouldn't classify any of this as 'lucky'.

Brock: Well we are still alive.

(Zombie moaning)

Gary: Sh, do you hear that?

(Zombie screaming)

Brock: Quickly! Under there!

Gary: Great, another dead end.

Brock: Well at least we're safe for now.

(Sound of gas being pumped in)

Gary: Really?!

(Both coughing, they hit the ground)

(Static)

Brock: Gary! Gary, get up! (Coughs) Hello?! Damn it!

(Static)

Gary: Let's get out of here before spikes shoot out of the walls and the floors open up to a pit of lava!

Brock: This place is massive! The architecture is not what I expected to see. I-It's more of an interpretation of-

Gary: What the hell's wrong with you? If this place doesn't kill us the freaking undead will! We are stuck inside some kind of trap-filled temple of death surrounded by a horde of undead and you are talking about the rugs not matching the curtains! If you don't-

(Water begins to flood room)

Brock: Well... this is unfortunate.

Gary: (Coughs) Yeah, I rest my case.

(Static)

Brock: The walls are too slippery to climb. I can see a tube about halfway up the side of the well, but we can't reach it.

Gary: Huh? What the-? I think something just swam past my leg.

Brock: Where?

Gary: I dunno!

(Gary is pulled under, screaming underwater)

(Bubbles heard, something heard eating him)

(Water flowing)

Brock: Yes! We can reach the top!

(Static)

Gary: I can see the outside!

Brock: Thank heavens, we are finally out of the wretched catacombs.

Gary: It's still a full eclipse!

Brock: Yes, it is very strange. I've been thinking about those unfinished carvings we saw before the eclipse occurred and can't help but think they hold some kind of key in all of this. We should investigate the stepped pyramid for some clues.

Gary: I think we should get the hell out of here while we have a chance!

Brock: But we're so close to proving the existence of-

(Trap goes off)

(Static)

Gary: I can see the outside!

Brock: Thank heavens, we are finally out of the wretched catacombs.

Gary: It's still a full eclipse!

Brock: Yes, it is very strange. I've been thinking about those carvings we saw before the eclipse… Give me a moment.

(Zombies screaming in distance)

Brock: Hm...

Gary: Ah, geez, man, do we really need to do this now?

Brock: Yes! They do match the pictures from the tattoo! It’s a code: 16-1-3-4. This doesn’t mean much… Perhaps the answer lies inside that stepped pyramid.

(Static)

(Static)

(Zombies screaming in distance)

(Stone scraping)

Brock: We have made it inside the top of the temple. I can see an antechamber through a crack in the wall, but there is no way to get inside. It's completely enclosed.

Gary: If we had a stick of dynamite I could get us in there.

Brock: Well unless you brought some I think we're not getting any further.

Gary: I had some in my bag but dropped it when we were attacked by that horde of zombies. And by the look of it out there, we're not gonna be able to stroll around looking for it.

Brock: So close to the answers...

Gary: We need to get the hell out of here before it's too late!

(Muffled zombies)

(Static)

(Static)

Brock: I am now entering the antechamber. (Sound of 115) I see some sort of altar and there is a rock suspended above it. This is just wonderful. An inscription! (Steps closer) Rich-to-fen. Richtofen. Gary, take an etching.

(Gary begins etching)

Brock: The rock above the altar seems to be suspended in thin air! I am going to remove it now!

(Teleporter noise)

Gary: We've been in this jungle for days and haven't seen any sign of this hidden temple.

Brock: We cannot give up, it has to be here!

Gary: I can't shake this feeling like we're going in circles.

Brock: We should get to higher ground and take a look.

(Shifting of leaves)

Brock: The heat and humidity is just excruciating. According to the locals, the temple should be in this mountain range just up this river. (Water flowing) Gary, do you hear that? A waterfall! We must be close! Hand me the binoculars! 

(Shuffling)

Brock: There is a structure up ahead. If this is truly a gateway to Agartha, my work will finally be validated!

(Static)

Dr. Monty: Shangri-La: The city of gold. Hm, no, hang on, I got that wrong. T-The city of gold was somewhere else. Well, it would've been if it actually existed. Anyway, a lot of explorers went looking for it, believing that it might reveal the gateway to Agartha... Gasp! Two such misguided fools, Brock and Gary. They got themselves locked into a temporal loop, doomed to relive the same events over and over again. Poor souls... You know, that kind of thing happens more often than you realize. So, other than all that, Richtofen was looking for the Golden Rod, or, uh, some such thing. Can't say I know quite why, but that's Richtofen for you.