"The Nuketown Disaster"

[Shapeshifter]

This is what happens when you pop all the heads off of the mannequins in nuketown. Obama, and Josh Olin spawn in with akimbo Death machines riding in jeeps with David Vondahar, and Dave Anthony, who are using akimbo Grim Reapers, and they go around killing everyone, and then Mark Lamia pops in and say "You guys are noobs!" and it resets you to rank one. Then Zombies approach your house, and guns and perk a cola machines spawn in your house, and an announcer say "Round 1". When you die, everything goes back to normal, then you go back to playing and tell everyone about what happens. Everyone calls you a lier, and then 1 minute later it all happens again. You turn off your console, and go to the local gun store, buy a Shotgun, go buy a bag, go online, and buy an airplane ticket. You arrive at Treyarch three hours later, and walk in. You ask where everyone is, and you walk in on them discussing Map Pack 1, and some boosters. They say "Why do you have a shotgun?". You shrug, and say "I saw the Nuketown 'Suprise' so good bye. Mark, Josh, Dave, David, and that one girl who is the WII Producer pull out different guns. Mark with akimbo Skorpions, Josh with a Olympia, Dave with an MP5, David with a Galil, and the wii lady with a ballistic knife. They all open fire, and your last memory is josh olin on his phone tweeting that "He is teabagging you in real life", while he is teabagging you. You are brought back to life by paramedics, and then you go to trial, and lose and spend 15 years in jail, and get out with an award winning book called "The Nuketown Disaster". You go meet josh, and have coffee in Wyoming. You apologize, then pull out a revolver and kill him, and singe handeldly hunt down the others. You then go take a swim in Florida, and clean a fish in the gulf. Then you go back and play COD: 22 Super Penguin Warfare developed by Infinty Arch. You read up about MW3, which was a disaster, and IW and Treyarch teamed up on Call of Duty: Naughty Bear Warfare.

Then, you and three old friends go play COD the rest of your life. You die with an Xbox 1440 controller in hand.

The End?

[Sigint]

I did not bother reading this, as it seemed to idiotic. Also, use paragraphs in the future.

[biitch_nutz531]

*DOOF* OUCH!!!!!!

Sorry, I just walked into a wall of text...

Also, I think there is a section for story and imagenary crap like this.

[guerrrero25]

I literally wasted three minutes of my life reading this crap. Those three minutes I will never get back thank you. :facepalm:

[BBS]

Wouldn't that be crazy going to jail for 15 years then finding out about the 15 call of duties that you missed? >.

[PeterTarrant]

Hilarious.

I don't think it needed thumbs downs but it really doesn't look very appatising at the moment.

[DEMON xMYQx]

There was no need to call it "crap", for one. I don't see why everyone has to be so critical, he's just trying to have a bit of fun. Please don't insult him for doing this. [brains] to help with you -votes...

[Phillips455]

same as demon, this is queit good, no need to -brains him

heres some + [brains] for u

[Faust]

To prove a point, I would just like to bring up how we have people with legit posts, but they become clogged with bad reps for no good reason, but when someone actually, spams, we can all say "We're just having fun." So yes, I'm giving it a negative, if only to counter the plus one that is not deserved.

[xStopDropNKillx]

Guys that was freakin hilarious!

[The_Black_Operator]

HAHAHAHAHA this is mad funny. "Penguin Warfare" lol

[Roy187]

LOLOOLL

[Shapeshifter]

Sorry guys i was completely high off of some zombie footage i saw on a mw2 video....(?) It was a quickscope vid but it turned into leaked footage? Lol from the crazy mind of myself. BTW it was supposted to be in one big paragraph like this

[Camo Wildcat]

I can see Penguin Warfare lol.

Primary: Freeze ray

Secondary: Ballistic Icicle

Lethal(not really) grenade: Snowball

Non-Lethal grenade: smaller snowball

Perk 1: Scout- hold breath under water longer

Perk 2: Hardened- Snowballs become iceballs

Perk 3: Super beak commando- self explanatory.

[tater xx]

excuse me while i use a billy madison reference ... everyone in this thread is dumber for reading this lol