List of Quotes And Weapons For Five?

[fisher10190]

I know it will be a lot of typing,But could someone give me a list(Preferably 2,1 for weapons,one for Quotes) of these things on five?

1-All weapons(both PaP and normal) on map.

2-All quotes from all characters.

it would be helpful.

[brains] brains to anyone who helps!

[iPunchBabies]

All of the guns off of the wall on Five are also on Kino.

[fisher10190]

All of the guns off of the wall on Five are also on Kino.

Truthfully, i'm not even sure whats on that map,i only played on it once or twice at my friends,i'm a WaW veteran,black ops is new to me.

[PokeDanny10]

I know some quotes:

JFK-

"Forgive your enemies, but NEVER, EVER FORGET THEIR NAMES!!!"

"Do not pray for easy lives, my friends, pray to be stronger men."

"Lock and load, gentlemen."

"But I want it!"

Fidel Castro

"I'll kill you, zombie pta" (add a u between p and t, its a spanish bad word, so I wont say it)

"Hahaha, Coñ (o at the end), I missed that! (when revived)

And others ill post later

[MAyhem_1123]

The guns upgraded and not are:

AUG: AUG-50M3

Winter's Howl: Winter's Fury

M1911: Mustang and Sally

AK-74u: AK-74fu2

M14: Mnesia

Olympia: Hades

MPL: MPL-LF

MP40: The Afterburner

Stakeout: Raid

MP5k: MP115 Kollider

PM63: Tokyo and Rose

M16: Skullcrusher

HK21: H115 Ocillator

RPK: R115 Resonator

M72 Law: M72 Anarchy

CZ75: Calamity

CZ75 Dual Wield: Calamity and Jane

China Lake: China Beach

FN FAL: EPC WN

Python: Cobra

G11: G115 Generator

Famas: G16-GL35

Commando: Predator

Galil: Lemantation

Spas: Spaz-24

HS-10: Typhoid and Mary

Dragunov: D115 Disassembler

L96A1: L115 Isolator

Ballistic Knife: The Krause Refribrillator

Crossbow Explosive Tip: Awful Lawton

Ray Gun: Porter's X2 Ray Gun

[iPunchBabies]

Kennedy

"We'll be judge more by what we do here than anywhere else."

— At the beginning.

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, so hit the power!"

— At the beginning.

"Somebody call the department of energy, we need power!"

— At the beginning.

"C'mon, I'm good for it!"

— When trying to buy an item he does not have enough points to buy.

"Pain is temporary, pride is forever!"

— Upon getting a kill.

"They should put my face on the silver dollar."

— Upon getting a kill.

"Fail miserably, achieve greatly!"

— Upon getting a kill.

"Who's the President now, stale-skin?"

— Upon getting a kill.

"Executive Order 112477: DIE!"

— Upon killing a crawler

"Just like the Solomon isles."

— Upon getting a kill; Kennedy served in the navy during World War II.

"Ich bin ein Berliner."

— Upon getting a kill; from Kennedy's speech in West Berlin, meaning "I am a citizen of Berlin".

"Forgive one's enemies, but Never! Ever! Forget their names!"

— Upon getting a kill.

"Ah! The smell! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little."

— Upon killing a Gas Zombie.

"Do not negotiate with a zombie with fear, but with bullets!"

— Upon getting a kill.

"I am all that is man!"

— Upon getting a kill.

"You don't lose an arm on my account!"

— After shooting a zombie's arm off.

"*sings* Oh say can you see... BOOM!"

— After a explosive kill.

"Bombs for the zombs!"

— After a explosive kill.

"Do I look like I have a foot fetish?"

— When attacked by a crawling zombie.

"No ammo, pass the buck!"

— When out of ammo. Reference to Harry Truman's "The Buck Stops Here" sign on his Presidential Desk.

"Your president needs slugs!"

— When out of ammo.

"Ammo! That's an order!"

— When out of ammo.

"I like this, a lot."

— Upon buying an MP5K off the wall.

"A most perfect weapon."

— Upon buying an MPL off the wall.

"I should keep one of these under my desk at the Oval office."

— Upon buying an SMG off the wall.

"Time to make some Z chowder."

— Upon buying an Olympia off the wall

"This is my sword, my Excalibur."

— Upon buying an Olympia off the wall.

"Matures ride shotgun."

— Upon buying an Olympia off the wall.

"When efforts and courage are not enough, (sighs) a shotgun helps."

— Upon buying a shotgun off the wall.

"I'm an idealist...with a sniper rifle."

— When buying an M14; a reference to his assassin.

"Ah, just what the doctor ordered."

— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.

"M to the A to the D!"

— Upon getting a nuke power-up.

"And that is how you push the button!"

— Upon getting a nuke power-up.

"Double the pleasure, double the pain."

— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"I'm seeing in two's!"

— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"Can you dig it?"

— Upon getting a Insta-kill power-up. This line may be a reference to the cult classic film The Warriors, as the phrase is first used in the film.

"Builds faster than a Communist building a wall!"

— Getting a Carpenter power-up; a reference to the Berlin Wall.

"The time to repair the barricade is when the sun is shining."

— Getting a Carpenter power-up.

"I've been in the navy for years and I've never tasted anything that fishy."

— Upon buying Quick Revive.

"My country thanks you."

— Upon being revived.

"I never hoped for an easy life, just to be a stronger man."

— Upon being revived.

"Huh? I was just resting my eyes."

— Upon being revived.

"Back and better than ever!"

— Upon being revived.

"Need more beans for the chowder here!"

— When out of ammo.

"Ask not what your gun can do for you, but what you can do for your gun!"

— Waiting for Pack-a-Punch.

"You can only get this close if I get your votes!"

— After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"On this earth, God's work is in our hands. Hazzah!"

— After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"I know there is a devil, for I see a storm coming, and his hand is in it!"

— After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"But I want it!"

— When he tries to buy a weapon for which he doesn't have enough money.

"Everyone, concentrate fire on McNamara!"

— If McNamara has the most points.

"Castro is surrounded, everyone point and laugh."

— When Castro is downed.

"The beast of Boston..Yargh!"

— Random

"Im the president of the United States. Open!"

— When trying to open a door without the needed points.

Nixon

"Uh, can we go find the power switch?"

— At the beginning.

"No hugs for you."

— After killing an approaching zombie.

"No, you cannot have a hug."

— After killing an approaching zombie.

"You can't stop Tricky Dick!"

— When being attacked by zombies. A reference to the nickname he received by Helen Gahagan Douglas, the Democratic-Republican running against him.

"Einey Meiney Mieney DIE!"

— When killing zombies.

"One potato two potato three potato BANG!"

— After killing a zombie.

"America! Hell yes."

— After killing a zombie.

"I've never been a quitter."

— After killing a zombie.

"Zed head's dead!"

— After killing a zombie. A reference to Pulp Fiction.

"Give me what I want!"

— After killing a zombie.

"I want your blood and I want your vote!"

— After killing a zombie.

"That's right, you better die."

— After killing a zombie.

"Hello Mr. Hippie, I expect you to die."

— After killing a zombie. Reference to infamous James Bond quote.

"Got your gobble gobble right here freak!"

— After killing a zombie.

"By taking this action, I hope I have hastened the start of healing."

— After killing a zombie.

"If only you had a vote..."

— After killing a zombie.

"Pick that up hippie!"

— After killing a zombie.

"As the hippies say, I come in peace man."

— After killing a zombie.

"Did ya see that? Anyone? Did ya? Dammit!"

— After killing a zombie.

"If that's all you got, maybe I'm not talking enough."

— After killing a zombie.

"Now that's what I call a bullet sponge."

— After killing a zombie with a Ray Gun.

"Yes! What can't this Ray Gun do?"

— After killing a zombie with a Ray Gun.

"Mwahahahahahah!"

— After killing a zombie with a grenade.

"BOOM! Goes the explosive."

— After killing a zombie with a grenade. Reference to an internet meme in which a newscaster would drop all his lines.

"I did that on purpose. But, but I did."

— After killing a zombie with a grenade.

"Can't you maggots explode quietly?"

— After killing a zombie with a grenade.

"Ugh, boogie guts all over me."

— After killing a zombie that was close-by.

"That's as close as you get. compadre."

— After killing a zombie that was close-by.

"Take no risks, suffer no defeats! Take no risks, win no victories!"

— After killing multiple zombies.

"Killcam! Where's my killcam?!"

— After killing multiple zombies.

"I am that good."

— After killing multiple zombies.

"Yea, yea, I'm good. Tell me something I don't know."

— After killing multiple zombies.

"Shut up! Just shut up!"

— After killing multiple zombies.

"Oh look at the filthy carpets."

— After killing multiple zombies.

"Look what you made me do."

— After killing a zombie that just hit him.

"Back to the Ice Age!"

— After hitting a zombie with the Winter's Howl or Winter's Fury.

"I kicked him in his ice hole."

— After hitting a zombie with the Winter's Howl or Winter's Fury.

"C'mon! You're not dead yet? Really?"

— After hitting a zombie multiple times with a knife.

"Lets cuddle!"

— After killing a zombie with a knife.

"Gotcha!"

— After killing a zombie with a knife.

"Disgusting."

— After killing zombie with a knife.

"I've had it up to here with you carpet baggers."

— After killing a crawler.

"I hate aiming so low, it hurts my back."

— After killing a gas zombie.

"Now that was with my eyes closed."

— Sometimes said when getting a head shot.

"Now come on, you're making a mess."

— Sometimes said when getting a head shot.

"Aroo!"

— Sometimes said when attacked by zombies/scoring a lot of kills. A reference to TV show Futurama.

"No Touchy"

— After a zombie hits him.

"You dare touch a Quaker?"

— After a zombie hits him.

"Get off me you hippie!"

— After a zombie hits him.

"Son, I am sick of this shit!"

— After a crawler hits him.

"Back Off! These are Italian"

— When attacked by a crawling zombie

"Go get a job hippie!"

— After a crawler hits him.

"Hey, hey, hey! These shoes are Italian!"

— After a crawler hits him.

"Get off my legs!"

— After a crawler hits him.

"Who's got the mukluks? These things are making a mess!"

— After a crawler hits him.

"Richard Nixon is not part of a complete breakfast!"

— Sometimes said after evading a zombie attack.

"Gotta learn how to survive defeat, that's how you develop character"

— Sometimes said after evading a zombie attack.

"Never learn how to accept defeat. *That's* how you develop courage."

— After a near-death experience.

"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some extra rounds today."

— When running low on ammo. (Popeye reference)

"Gonna get real intimate if I can't find ammo."

— When running low on ammo.

"Pass the ammo please. I said PLEASE!"

— When running low on ammo.

"We'll all die soon if I don't find some rounds!"

— When running low on ammo.

"Damn you hippies, I'm out of ammo!"

— When out of ammo.

"Empty! I'm empty dagnabbit!"

— When out of ammo.

"Who needs ammo when you have looks like mine?"

— When out of ammo.

"Men, I'm out!"

— When out of ammo.

"What is this nonsense? Where are my rounds?!"

— When out of ammo.

"I may be down, but I'm not out!"

— After getting downed.

"I'm not dead! Not yet!"

— After getting downed.

"NOOOO!"

— After getting downed.

"Nixon's back!"

— Upon being revived.

"I'm not finished yet!"

— Upon being revived.

"Meat is and anagram for team you know."

— Upon being revived.

"A man is not finished when defeated, only when he quits."

— Upon being revived.

"Give me a rifle so I can kill all the hippies I see!"

— After buying an M14 off the wall.

"I'm gonna love it, and hug it, and call it Checkers!"

— After buying an M14 off the wall.

"Lets turn those rotten empty heads inside out."

— After buying an M14 off the wall.

"Perfect! I can keep my distance from this mess."

— After buying an M14 off the wall.

"Ergh, I get to see the whites of their eyes."

— After buying an M14 off the wall. This is ironic, however, since the M14 is a long-range weapon and seeing the whites of your opponents eyes refers to getting close to them. Also, zombies do not appear to have white in their eyes, rather glowing yellow.

"Guts will be spilled!"

— After buying an Olympia off the wall.

"Alright, lets get this over with."

— After buying an Olympia off the wall.

"Alright, who wants a buckshot rye?"

— After buying a Stakeout off the wall.

"People who like this kind of thing will find this as a sort of thing they like."

— After buying an MPL off the wall.

"That's it? Only one?!"

— After buying an SMG off the wall.

"Here comes the Nix'!"

— After buying an SMG off the wall.

"Yes, I get it. I have to go fight now!"

— After buying an SMG off the wall.

"Well this I can work with."

— After buying an MP5K off the wall.

"With this i'm going to gut me some zombies and use there spines as hats!...Actually, thats quite disgusting."

— After purchasing the bowie knife.

"I guess this means I have to help..."

— After drinking Quick Revive.

"I'm not a crook! I'm not a crook! I'm not a crook! I'm not a crook!"

— After drinking Speed Cola.

"Ooh, I feel good now."

— After drinking JuggerNog.

"Who said that?"

— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"I don't need your stinking points, I need your votes."

— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"There's a catch, isn't there?"

— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"That's it? Max is all I get?"

— After getting a Max Ammo power-up.

"This means I have to keep fighting doesn't it?"

— After getting a Max Ammo power-up.

"Die!"

— After getting an Instant Kill power-up.

"Nixon's revenge!"

— After getting an Instant Kill power-up.

"Now we're talking."

— After getting an Instant Kill power-up or Death Machine power-up.

"Blow it away!"

— After getting a Nuke power-up.

"Nuke-a-da-roo-co"

— After getting a Nuke power-up.

"Nuke-a-doodle-do"

— After getting a Nuke power-up.

"Finally, getting some help around here."

— After getting a Carpenter power-up.

"Keep it down up there!"

— After getting a Carpenter power-up.

"What's with the racket?!"

— After getting a Carpenter power-up.

"OK, maybe we have a few seconds."

— After getting a Carpenter power-up.

"Oh, I'll take it."

— After getting a Fire Sale power-up.

"This is me waiting... This is me waiting on drugs... HURRY THE FUCK UP!"

— While using the Pack-A-Punch machine. Reference to 1980's Presidential Anti-Drug campaign.

"Tick-tock! Tick-tock! Tick-tock! I'm gonna kick you in the *cough*!"

— While using the Pack-A-Punch machine.

"Hurry up! Hurry up."

— While using the Pack-A-Punch machine.

"This better be good...It cost enough."

— While using the Pack-A-Punch machine.

"This is how you pack-a-punch."

— After getting a weapon from the Pack-A-Punch machine.

"Bring on the hippies! The commies! The commies and the hippies! Bah! Both of them!"

— After getting a weapon from the Pack-A-Punch machine.

"It took you long enough damn machine thingy."

— After getting a weapon from the Pack-A-Punch machine.

"I might actually smile...*might*."

— After getting a weapon from the Pack-A-Punch machine.

"That's right...you're going to give me what I want."

— After getting a weapon from the Pack-A-Punch machine.

"Wait what?! I deserve a celebrity discount!"

— Not enough money to Pack-A-Punch a weapon.

"Communist! Open the damn box!"

— Not enough money to buy the Mystery Box.

"I'm being treated like a crook!"

— After getting a CZ75 from the Mystery Box.

"This I can work with"

— After getting a Spectre from the Mystery Box.

"This gift better keep on giving!"

— After getting a Galil from the Mystery Box.

"Somebody likes me!...I think."

— After getting a China Lake from the Mystery Box.

"Uh, good enough, I suppose"

— After getting a Commando from the Mystery Box.

"Uh, stay frosty!"

— After getting the Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.

"Just when I was beginning to like you..."

— After getting the Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.

"Solutions are not the answer...Wait a minute, did I miss anything?"

— After getting a Spas-12 from the Mystery Box.

"Argh...Taxing me like a democrat!"

— Not enough money to buy a weapon or barrier.

"The bloodiest wars in history were fought with buttercups, and hippies!"

— Random

"Smack 'Em with your beard, and Burn 'em with your stogie, Fidel!"

— Possibly Random.

"With this i'm going to gut me some zombies and use there spines as hats!...Actually, thats quite disgusting."

— After purchasing the bowie knife.

Fidel

"Will someone please find the power!?"

— At the beginning.

"Batteries were clearly not included!"

— At the beginning.

"Only a capitalist nation would deprive their people of power."

— At the beginning.

"You remind me of my comrade Che"

— To McNamara/Very Rare

"Bullets, bullets! My republic for some bullets!"

— When out of ammo. This is a reference to William Shakespeare's play "Richard III".

"You dare overprice this!?"

— When without enough points to buy something.

"If I were in Cuba this wouldn't happen!"

— When without enough points to buy something.

"There can be no revolution without ammunition!"

— When out of ammo.

"No ammo? Time for a cigar break then!"

— When out of ammo.

"I'm out! Knife work it is then!"

— When out of ammo.

"No more ammo? Fine, I will crush them with my fists!"

— When out of ammo.

"Like the revolution I will never die!"

— When being revived.

"This weapon suits my disposition!"

— Upon buying the M14 off the wall.

"Get your putrid fingers off my uniform... you filthy flesh eaters!"

— Upon getting hit by zombies.

"You hit me again and I will kill you again!"

— Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"No man should live past the time where his body begins to deteriorate!"

— Upon getting a kill.

"Double Points? Only a capitalist pig would want more than what he is given."

— After getting a Double Points power-up.

"MARICON! (Faggot in Spanish)"

— Said randomly.

"For Cuba!"

— Killing a zombie that hit him.

McNamara

"U-S-A! U-S-A!"

— Killing a lot of zombies on a short time/Rare

"SMG! Recommended use: short bursts for maximum elicitation of death."

— After buying an SMG.

"Damn, my math was wrong!"

— When attempting to open a door without requisite money

"Insufficient funds..."

— When attempting to use the Mystery Box without requisite money.

"Not enough money? Time to re-examine the budget!"

— When attempting to buy a weapon without requisite money.

"Two times zero is still zero!"

— When a double points is obtained and the player has no ammo.

"They didn't call me the wiz kid for nothing."

— After killing multiple zombies

"Guess I shouldn't have made those budget cuts."

— When attempting to buy a weapon without requisite money

"An automatic carbine designed to fire pistol cartridges...genius!"

— When buying an MP5K or MPL

"Chance of you touching me again is ZERO!"

— After killing a zombie that has attacked him

"My accountant says I need to find some rounds."

— When out of ammo.

"It's night time."

— Upon getting a Insta-Kill power-up.

"Die again, and again, and AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN!"

— After killing multiple zombies.

"Each zombie's death is another man's living."

— After a kill.

"I calculate success."

— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"No more Mr. Nice Secretary!"

— After getting a weapon from Pack-a-Punch Machine.

"Your death creates a nauseating Fog of War"

— After killing a Gas Zombie, obvious reference to McNamara's documentary: The Fog of War

"Things that go boom, usually die."

— Upon getting an explosive kill.

Credit to CoD Wikia... I don't think McNamara and Fidel's are complete lists though.

[MrAchievables]

My favorite quote is by Nixon, "Damn You Hippies! I'm Out of Ammo!"

[fisher10190]

My favorite quote is by Nixon, "Damn You Hippies! I'm Out of Ammo!"

My fav is when Kennedy says "Oh say can you see...BOOM!"

[pereZScoth]

"Fire in the hole!"

"Storm the front."

"Stick together team."

I love those quotes from the CS.

Those are the real ones.