Twas the night before christmas

[fisher10190]

Twas the night before christmas,in a far away land.

I was holding my rifle tightly in my left hand.

The enemy was upon us, with hot lead flying round.

I reached for my knife, but it couldn't be found.

I ran into a house, just off of the field,

when what to my wandering eyes should appear?

It was a red outfit, with a red and white hat.

And four small green uniforms following that.

"It surely can't be!" I said to myself.

"Kringle's workshop isn't here, these can't be his shelves!"

Then a man said my name, It was a soft,gentle voice.

"This used to be Santa's workshop of choice..."

I couldn't believe it, it was a small elf.

He was tucked in the closet, protecting himself.

"But Santa changed plans when the war reached our bend.

He fled to the pole, in hopes it would end."

I almost broke down at the sight of this elf,

when all of the sudden, i heard a loud yell.

"Look in the sky,is that reindeer i see?

Hey look a small parachute, it really can't be!"

Tied to that parachute was a box for my men,

it was full of munitions, powder on lead!

I knew with much confidence Santa Claus was real.

And i yelled "Merry Christmas Santa, the war will end this year!

[Undeadwolfy]

Nice rhyme. :P

[B0UNC3R]

Twas the night before Christmas, and we thought we had won, but little did we realise; it was but the end of round one.

[fisher10190]

Twas the night before Christmas, and we thought we had won, but little did we realise; it was but the end of round one.

lololol

thts good.

Here's one that actually happened!

"Twas the night before christmas, We were screaming 'WE WON!',but that's when the round two zombies were up to no good. They tiptoed behind us while we were still yelling and with two fatal swings, we were on the ground swelling!"

lol,happened last year on WaW.

[Anti Earth]

AWESOME POEM!

[fisher10190]

AWESOME POEM!

Except, I am absolutely semantic about format!

I re-formatted it for you!

Maybe you could copy and paste it into your original post?

Twas the night before christmas,in a far away land.

I was holding my rifle tightly in my left hand.

The enemy was upon us, with hot lead flying round.

I reached for my knife, but it couldn't be found.

I ran into a house, just off of the field,

when what to my wandering eyes should appear?

It was a red outfit, with a red and white hat.

And four small green uniforms following that.

"It surely can't be!" I said to myself.

"Kringle's workshop isn't here, these can't be his shelves!"

Then a man said my name, It was a soft,gentle voice.

"This used to be Santa's workshop of choice..."

I couldn't believe it, it was a small elf.

He was tucked in the closet, protecting himself.

"But Santa changed plans when the war reached our bend.

He fled to the pole, in hopes it would end."

I almost broke down at the sight of this elf,

when all of the sudden, i heard a loud yell.

"Look in the sky,is that reindeer i see?

Hey look a small parachute, it really can't be!"

Tied to that parachute was a box for my men,

it was full of munitions, powder on lead!

I knew with much confidence Santa Claus was real.

And i yelled "Merry Christmas Santa, the war will end this year!

Hey man,thx,this is helpful,i'm posting it right now.