What your Strategy for Monkeys Should Be

[RZArazorSHARP20]

Here's the deal. The monkey rounds are tough, yes, but they are also extremely rewarding if played correctly. I believe this is the smartest way to maximize GETTING perks, and avoiding losing any. This strategy is ideal for 3-4 players, but the early steps can be done by any amount. This is a guide for 3-4 players.

1. Don't buy any perks until someone has a good enough weapon to defend it. The monkeys don't come until someone has a perk to lose, so hit up the box and get either a Ray Gun, LMG, or Thundergun. Shotguns work early for the first monkey round.

2. When everyone buys Jugg and it's the first monkey round, all of you should go to Juggernog. Since no one has any other perks, you only have one to defend.

3. The best two guns stand out side of the Jugg hallway. Hopefully its a Ray Gun, which dominates monkeys on early rounds. The other two people stand in front of Jugg to lend support. They are the last line of defense.

4. As long as the monkeys DO NOT TOUCH the perk machine, when all are killed in addition to a max ammo they drop the new power up, a free perks-a-cola bottle, random for every player.

5. At this point, you should have max ammo, Jugg, and another free perk, and it's so easy it's ridiculous. Wait until you do it.

That's really it. If you get lucky and say, everyone somehow gets the same random perk, then here's what you do: say you do the first round perfect, and you all are given Speed Cola. When the next monkey round happens, split up 2 and 1 or 2 and 2, and defend Jugg and Speed. Again, if you've been lucky with guns you should be able to get a second free perk, at which point you would have 3 perks, only one of which was paid for.

Bottom-line is, make sure your team does it's best to have the same perks. The monkeys only attack the ones owned by players. For example, if no one has PhD Flopper, no monkey will destroy it. These little fuckers get tricky after a while, and it's near impossible to not lose any over the course of a game. Hope this helps!

[sooperdude421]

When the wii (hopefully) gets it, i'll try this stratagy. It sounds like it works

[Full Clip 44]

Good strategy man [brains] I didn't know how to get the monkeys to drop perks until i read this. awesome stuff

[RZArazorSHARP20]

Yea no problem... I'll be on all day today, just drop me a line on xbox and mention codz in the message

[RZArazorSHARP20]

Bump, since people are strugglin with this...

[Ascension]

How about when you're playing Solo?

Should you be covering Jugg or Revive?

[RZArazorSHARP20]

With solo I didn't buy revive until after the first monkey round... I bought Jugg, guarded it, got the free perk (which was Speed Cola) and then bought Revive...