The Night Carbon Went Crazy + The Night Zombies Took Over

[CheezyWeezle]

The Night Carbon Went Crazy (Parody of "The Night Santa Went Crazy")

Down at the CoDZ Forum, All the new member were makin' posts,

About Cosmic Silverback Monkeys, And little girl Ghosts,

When Carbon busted in, Nearly scared 'em back to death,

Had a Thundergun in his hand, And Juggernog on his breath,

From his head to his toes, He was covered in undead skin,

Like the big, fat, drunk, disgruntled, Nikolai Belinski,

And he smiled as he said,With his cooked grenade in the air,

Imma make freakin' crawler, Now get the heck outta there!

The night Carbon went Crazy, The night Fibah went insane,

He realized that he got Insta-Kill, As someone started stealing his brains.

The CoDZ site is down now, He decided end it,

Every you look you'll find, Posts of members that have been spent,

And he tied some Moderators, And he held Richtofen hostage,

And he ground up a Hell Hound, Into Hell Hound sausage,

And he got a few runners, With a Pack-A-Punched Crossbow,

And he used Fire Traps, Even better than Rambo!

He threw a Matroyshka, Right into a crowd,

He gathered up his points and said, "I couldn't be more proud!"

The night Carbon went Crazy, The night Mr. Fibah went nuts,

Now you can hardly walk around the Soviet Launch base, Without steppin' in Zombie guts.

Here's a monkeys round, And they come from the sky-y-y-y,

They'll head for Juggernog soon, Hope Claymores will save our li-i-i-ives,

And the bullets are flyin', The points count is risin',

And all the Zombies are Dyin' To know,

Oh, Carbon why? My my my my my my my...

He used to be such a, cool guy.

Yes, now, Vosty, Carbon's doin' time,

In the Wittenau Sanitarium, For his infamous crime,

But hey, little buddy, Don't you cry, don't you pout,

He'll be out with good box luck, In 700 more rounds!

And Takeo's in therapy, And Tank is still nervous,

And Group 935's members got jobs workin' for the, Postal Service,

And they say CovertGunman is on the phone every night,

With lawyer negotiating Video Game rights!

(They talk about)

The night Carbon went crazy,The night Carbonfibah hit the ground,

Broke his back for some, back story insight,

Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' downed

Wo, The night Carbon went crazy, The night Fibah went insane,

Realized he ran out of Insta-Kill, And he reached a cap for his brains,

Wo, someone then started stealin' his brains,

Tell ya, He finally must've reached a cap for his brains.

The Night Zombies Took Over

Down in the valley, the fog began to grow.

As a few million shadows rose up from below.

When airplane crashed down, nearly scared em back to death!

It was holding four marines, who ran to the left,

into an old building, calling for service. They were running around, you could tell they were nervous.

When a zombie busted in, running in a frenzied craze. He said "Merry christmas to all, now i'm gonna eat your brains!"

The night zombies took over. The night undead went insane.

Realized they back from their death bed. Realized that they were hungry for brains!

The marines were flipping out, they were scared and were running.

They looked all around, to the moaning and grunting.

When a soldier grabbed a carbine, and said "We're out of luck.

If your gonna eat my brains, THEN I'M GONNA MAKE IT SUCK!"

He shot two in the head, with an old german luger,

and he slashed up one just like freddy kreuger.

And grabbed his M2, and he burned up six of em'.

And looked at the horde and said, "COME AND GET SOME!"

The night zombies took over. The night those gut-bags went nuts.

Now you can't travel Nacht Der Untoten, without stepping in zombie guts.

There's the German Luftwaffe, and the C.I.AAAAAAYYYYY...

There's a dude from the SS, and the Polish Brigade.

And the bullets are flying, the body counts rising, and everyones dying to know! Why zombies whyyyyyyyyyyyyy...My My My My My My....

You used to be such, lifeless guys....

Yes Masaki, those men are still alive.

Killing countless zombies, just trying to survive.

Don't you worry, don't you cry,don't you pout.

They'll be getting out of there, in 900 more rounds!

But now Stalin's in therapy, and the Polish are nervous!

And the luftwaffe got jobs working for the postal service.

And the say FDR, is on the phone every night.

Talking with his lawyers discussing undead rights, they talk about,

The night zombies took over. The night undead went insane.

Realized they were back from their death bed.

Realized that they were hungry for brains.

Yeah, The night zombies took over. The night those freaks went insane.

Realized they were back from their death bed. Realized that they were hungry for brains, Yeah! Carbon knows that they were hungry for brains. Yeah they, Realized that they were hungry for BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNSSSSSS!

[Undeadwolfy]

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[m12]

This has so much win it's unbelievable!

Awesome work!

[CheezyWeezle]

This has so much win it's unbelievable!

Awesome work!

Thanks!

[Moschops]

Reading it my head it sounded like the "Weird Al" Yankovic accent on the words.

HTGlUMvbhSw

[CheezyWeezle]

Reading it my head it sounded like the "Weird Al" Yankovic accent on the words.

HTGlUMvbhSw

Thats exactly how it sounded in my head, too! Now I just need an instrumental version of "The Night Santa Went Crazy" and a good voice recording program so I can record myself singing it. Any tips on a good program for this?

[fisher10190]

I can honestly say that if i were a recording studio owner or something like that, you would be HIRED! Great job!

[Whenwherewhy?]

You forgot the line at the end:

Then Whenwherewhy? got really drunk. Other than that great job....

[bobtq]

lul I love this story!

[fisher10190]

The Night Carbon Went Crazy (Parody of "The Night Santa Went Crazy")

Down at the CoDZ Forum, All the new member were makin' posts,

About Cosmic Silverback Monkeys, And little girl Ghosts,

When Carbon busted in, Nearly scared 'em back to death,

Had a Thundergun in his hand, And Juggernog on his breath,

From his head to his toes, He was covered in undead skin,

Like the big, fat, drunk, disgruntled, Nikolai Belinski,

And he smiled as he said,With his cooked grenade in the air,

Imma make freakin' crawler, Now get the heck outta there!

The night Carbon went Crazy, The night Fibah went insane,

He realized that he got Insta-Kill, As someone started stealing his brains.

The CoDZ site is down now, He decided end it,

Every you look you'll find, Posts of members that have been spent,

And he tied some Moderators, And he held Richtofen hostage,

And he ground up a Hell Hound, Into Hell Hound sausage,

And he got a few runners, With a Pack-A-Punched Crossbow,

And he used Fire Traps, Even better than Rambo!

He threw a Matroyshka, Right into a crowd,

He gathered up his points and said, "I couldn't be more proud!"

The night Carbon went Crazy, The night Mr. Fibah went nuts,

Now you can hardly walk around the Soviet Launch base, Without steppin' in Zombie guts.

Here's a monkeys round, And they come from the sky-y-y-y,

They'll head for Juggernog soon, Hope Claymores will save our li-i-i-ives,

And the bullets are flyin', The points count is risin',

And all the Zombies are Dyin' To know,

Oh, Carbon why? My my my my my my my...

He used to be such a, cool guy.

Yes, now, Vosty, Carbon's doin' time,

In the Wittenau Sanitarium, For his infamous crime,

But hey, little buddy, Don't you cry, don't you pout,

He'll be out with good box luck, In 700 more rounds!

And Takeo's in therapy, And Tank is still nervous,

And Group 935's members got jobs workin' for the, Postal Service,

And they say CovertGunman is on the phone every night,

With lawyer negotiating Video Game rights!

(They talk about)

The night Carbon went crazy,The night Carbonfibah hit the ground,

Broke his back for some, back story insight,

Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' downed

Wo, The night Carbon went crazy, The night Fibah went insane,

Realized he ran out of Insta-Kill, And he reached a cap for his brains,

Wo, someone then started stealin' his brains,

Tell ya, He finally must've reached a cap for his brains.

I have one for you llamas...

Down in the valley, the fog began to grow.

As a few million shadows rose up from below.

When airplane crashed down, nearly scared em back to death!

It was holding four marines, who ran to the left,

into an old building, calling for service. They were running around, you could tell they were nervous.

When a zombie busted in, running in a frenzied craze. He said "Merry christmas to all, now i'm gonna eat your brains!"

The night zombies took over. The night undead went insane.

Realized they back from their death bed. Realized that they were hungry for brains!

The marines were flipping out, they were scared and were running.

They looked all around, to the moaning and grunting.

When a soldier grabbed a carbine, and said "We're out of luck.

If your gonna eat my brains, THEN I'M GONNA MAKE IT SUCK!"

He shot two in the head, with an old german luger,

and he slashed up one just like freddy kreuger.

And grabbed his M2, and he burned up six of em'.

And looked at the horde and said, "COME AND GET SOME!"

The night zombies took over. The night those gut-bags went nuts.

Now you can't travel Nacht Der Untoten, without stepping in zombie guts.

There's the German Luftwaffe, and the C.I.AAAAAAYYYYY...

There's a dude from the SS, and the Polish Brigade.

And the bullets are flying, the body counts rising, and everyones dying to know! Why zombies whyyyyyyyyyyyyy...My My My My My My....

You used to be such, lifeless guys....

Yes Masaki, those men are still alive.

Killing countless zombies, just trying to survive.

Don't you worry, don't you cry,don't you pout.

They'll be getting out of there, in 900 more rounds!

But now Stalin's in therapy, and the Polish are nervous!

And the luftwaffe got jobs working for the postal service.

And the say FDR, is on the phone every night.

Talking with his lawyers discussing undead rights, they talk about,

The night zombies took over. The night undead went insane.

Realized they were back from their death bed.

Realized that they were hungry for brains.

Yeah, The night zombies took over. The night those freaks went insane.

Realized they were back from their death bed. Realized that they were hungry for brains, Yeah! Carbon knows that they were hungry for brains. Yeah they, Realized that they were hungry for BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNSSSSSS!

Your welcome,

:lol:

[Heinz935]

The Night Carbon Went Crazy (Parody of "The Night Santa Went Crazy")

Down at the CoDZ Forum, All the new member were makin' posts,

About Cosmic Silverback Monkeys, And little girl Ghosts,

When Carbon busted in, Nearly scared 'em back to death,

Had a Thundergun in his hand, And Juggernog on his breath,

From his head to his toes, He was covered in undead skin,

Like the big, fat, drunk, disgruntled, Nikolai Belinski,

And he smiled as he said,With his cooked grenade in the air,

Imma make freakin' crawler, Now get the heck outta there!

The night Carbon went Crazy, The night Fibah went insane,

He realized that he got Insta-Kill, As someone started stealing his brains.

The CoDZ site is down now, He decided end it,

Every you look you'll find, Posts of members that have been spent,

And he tied some Moderators, And he held Richtofen hostage,

And he ground up a Hell Hound, Into Hell Hound sausage,

And he got a few runners, With a Pack-A-Punched Crossbow,

And he used Fire Traps, Even better than Rambo!

He threw a Matroyshka, Right into a crowd,

He gathered up his points and said, "I couldn't be more proud!"

The night Carbon went Crazy, The night Mr. Fibah went nuts,

Now you can hardly walk around the Soviet Launch base, Without steppin' in Zombie guts.

Here's a monkeys round, And they come from the sky-y-y-y,

They'll head for Juggernog soon, Hope Claymores will save our li-i-i-ives,

And the bullets are flyin', The points count is risin',

And all the Zombies are Dyin' To know,

Oh, Carbon why? My my my my my my my...

He used to be such a, cool guy.

Yes, now, Vosty, Carbon's doin' time,

In the Wittenau Sanitarium, For his infamous crime,

But hey, little buddy, Don't you cry, don't you pout,

He'll be out with good box luck, In 700 more rounds!

And Takeo's in therapy, And Tank is still nervous,

And Group 935's members got jobs workin' for the, Postal Service,

And they say CovertGunman is on the phone every night,

With lawyer negotiating Video Game rights!

(They talk about)

The night Carbon went crazy,The night Carbonfibah hit the ground,

Broke his back for some, back story insight,

Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' downed

Wo, The night Carbon went crazy, The night Fibah went insane,

Realized he ran out of Insta-Kill, And he reached a cap for his brains,

Wo, someone then started stealin' his brains,

Tell ya, He finally must've reached a cap for his brains.

The Night Zombies Took Over

Down in the valley, the fog began to grow.

As a few million shadows rose up from below.

When airplane crashed down, nearly scared em back to death!

It was holding four marines, who ran to the left,

into an old building, calling for service. They were running around, you could tell they were nervous.

When a zombie busted in, running in a frenzied craze. He said "Merry christmas to all, now i'm gonna eat your brains!"

The night zombies took over. The night undead went insane.

Realized they back from their death bed. Realized that they were hungry for brains!

The marines were flipping out, they were scared and were running.

They looked all around, to the moaning and grunting.

When a soldier grabbed a carbine, and said "We're out of luck.

If your gonna eat my brains, THEN I'M GONNA MAKE IT SUCK!"

He shot two in the head, with an old german luger,

and he slashed up one just like freddy kreuger.

And grabbed his M2, and he burned up six of em'.

And looked at the horde and said, "COME AND GET SOME!"

The night zombies took over. The night those gut-bags went nuts.

Now you can't travel Nacht Der Untoten, without stepping in zombie guts.

There's the German Luftwaffe, and the C.I.AAAAAAYYYYY...

There's a dude from the SS, and the Polish Brigade.

And the bullets are flying, the body counts rising, and everyones dying to know! Why zombies whyyyyyyyyyyyyy...My My My My My My....

You used to be such, lifeless guys....

Yes Masaki, those men are still alive.

Killing countless zombies, just trying to survive.

Don't you worry, don't you cry,don't you pout.

They'll be getting out of there, in 900 more rounds!

But now Stalin's in therapy, and the Polish are nervous!

And the luftwaffe got jobs working for the postal service.

And the say FDR, is on the phone every night.

Talking with his lawyers discussing undead rights, they talk about,

The night zombies took over. The night undead went insane.

Realized they were back from their death bed.

Realized that they were hungry for brains.

Yeah, The night zombies took over. The night those freaks went insane.

Realized they were back from their death bed. Realized that they were hungry for brains, Yeah! Carbon knows that they were hungry for brains. Yeah they, Realized that they were hungry for BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNSSSSSS!

im a big weird al fan and a big zombies fan. so i was singing this along to the song thumbs up dude!

[putzee]

wow.. you spent how long writing a parody for the forum founder.. thats so.. . . .. just nvm.

[CheezyWeezle]

wow.. you spent how long writing a parody for the forum founder.. thats so.. . . .. just nvm.

Yeah... :D

[fisher10190]

wow.. you spent how long writing a parody for the forum founder.. thats so.. . . .. just nvm.

Yeah...

Well, basically, if you actually read all the posts, i wrote "The night zombies took over" and he wrote the other one. :D