Funny Zombies Quotes

[Undead]

So, while my teammates and I were all sporadically checking the box and I was playing as Nikolai, my cousin, who was playing as Dempsey, got monkeys. Then Nikolai goes:

"Dempsey and monkey sitting in a tree, K I L L I N G! ... I spelled it right, didn't I?"

And other rare funny quotes you guys have heard and would like to share? :mrgreen:

[tna1991]

I've got one! When starting a new game on Kino with Nikolai , "Awww man, I just drank all my vodka and now we have to do more. Geez should have just stayed a carpenter!" I could hear him saying this. :lol:

[Lgjoka2002]

one time i heard him say "its like an army eh hahah... Fuck you." me and my buddy laughed for a few minutes then we almost got downed.

[blue mist unit6]

when you get the fn fal nikolai says "I love this effing gun! Get it? FN? Just like... fuck." he picks fun at the sound of the guns name.

[Daveyjone]

i listened to all the quotes from the pc files and my favorite ones are nicks random wife quotes

"I'll have to use my bare hands... just like with fourth wife. Always talking..."

or the random facebook quotes!

Damn, i keep forgeting to update my facebook status

I have time to update my facebook status!

actually anything nick says is hilarious

"I've fallen and I cant get up!"

[Ny643]

Mine would have to be on Der Reise when you start and walk over to the PaP.... "Pack-A-Punch....OH MY GOD!!! I THINK IT MAKES VODKA!!!" I laugh at that everytime....

[xXIHEARTZOMBIESXx]

i was playing kino, and the dogs came, and when i killed the last one, richoften said,

"nooo!, not the preicous puppy!"

bahahaha

[dykeso]

my favourite dempsey quote is that when the dog round starts, dempsey says fetch my grenade, or when he kills a dog he says thats the last leg your'e gonna hump, LOL

[clydeman2000]

as nikali on ascension when u get a teddy bear he wil say i have killed bear 10x bigger then you at home ... also know as first wife

[ConiumDreamz]

Its not exactly uncommon but I can't help but laugh whenever the doc. yells "I WILL PLEASE YOU NOW!" randomly when killing zombies.

[Vince McMoney]

at the beginning of ascension when it turns black and white and dempsey says "its black and white bitches" lol.

[ZombieCarnage3]

I love when rictofen blames Dempsey for stuff like " hey look no power WHO TOOK THE COLOR Dempsey??"

:lol:

[Lgjoka2002]

when you get the fn fal nikolai says "I love this effing gun! Get it? FN? Just like... fuck." he picks fun at the sound of the guns name.

lol that reminds me of a quoate of Nikolia say i love this effin felafel!

[Vince McMoney]

I love when rictofen blames Dempsey for stuff like " hey look no power WHO TOOK THE COLOR Dempsey??"

yeah i find that too funny when he blames him

[midnight_blue165]

i like when the dogs come in der reise, and nickolai says "aww, another fucking dog show"

[PuLsExEdGeZ]

On Ascension when when the Glorious Doc is killing Zombies he says

" There so small now they can fit in a gumball machine! I need a quarter, WHO HAS A QUARTER!?, Dempsey?"

I smiled and laughed and laughed and laughed and I got knocked down and Died at mid-20's.

[harrdstyle]

Whenever richtofen says anything with 'JOY!' in it, i laugh =]

i think there was one like 'What's this? Dempsy is down? JOY!'

[Undead]

Heh, if you have Dempsey run loops with zombies and Richtofen is nearby, he'll say:

"Haha, dempsey is in trouble hehehehheh!"

Or on the opening of Ascension;

""Why is the power gone? Why is there no color? Who am I talking to?"

[Shooter]

""Why is the power gone? Why is there no color? Who am I talking to?"

This makes me laugh every time guaranteed.

On Kino, Richtofen is looking upon the picture of Takeo... "Oh look,the monkey bomb." HAAHA you're too funny doc!

[Stevobrickhead]

in ascension i love all the quotes nick makes but my fav dempsey is when the teddy bear shows up and he says first u take my money then u fly away ....BITCH then when he pap a gun he says everyone doesnt like takeo but u always need that stale guy :lol:

[Stevobrickhead]

nick i'm down someone get me send takeo

[Mesues]

Haha i like when Dempsey says "Hey treyarch, how bout you give us a new objective!!" or when Nikolai's doll talks to Takeo and he says, "Oh hey takeo" idk why i just like that

[LOLOLOLOL]

Was Playing As Takeo And Was Sitting On The Top Of The Stairs By Flopper With A Thundergun All The Zombies Came Up And When I Fired The Thundergun Takeo Shouts "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Sooo Awsome ;D

[LOLOLOLOL]

Ohh And When The Monkey Round Come's Nikolia Says "Oh So Takeo Did Have An Affair With The Monkey Bomb" XD

[BigHeadZack]

On Kino when you kill a crawler zombie, Nikolia says,

"That smells disgusting... like my fourth wife. She pretty though... pretty and smelly, weird combo."

lmao, me and my friends laugh at that everytime we hear it.