Funny Zombies Quotes

[Undead]

Best one I've heard on Ascension yet by Nikolai while upgrading:

"This reminds me, I still need to update my facebook page"

[AlphaSnake]

i listened to all the quotes from the pc files and my favorite ones are nicks random wife quotes

"I'll have to use my bare hands... just like with fourth wife. Always talking..."

or the random facebook quotes!

Damn, i keep forgeting to update my facebook status

I have time to update my facebook status!

actually anything nick says is hilarious

"I've fallen and I cant get up!"

Dude, you had me lauging here...

Can you get all the quotes into 4 videos, Please.....

Regards Snake.

P.s. Glad to see your still alive, any strange men in trench coats following you recently?

[nhcre8tv1]

My favorite is by Dempsey, who after you realize the powers off, at the beginning of Ascension he may once again break the fourth wall and yell, "Hey TREYARCH! Can we get a new objective please?"

[zombieriese]

Haha! When Nikolai says at the beginning of Ascension "First objective, turn on power; second objective, drink vodka; or vice-versa. You know what I choose!

EDIT: Or when at the beginning of a monkey round he says "Look! Takeo DID have love affair with monkeys! look what they made!" :lol:

[furocious taco7]

when pack a punching on kino with takeo "consequences WILLLL NEEVAA be the same"

[DeckchairsFTW]

Honestly, every quote makes me laugh but particularly

Doc (When buying Stamin-Up) Now the doctor can go long time!... Wait... Does that turn you on?

Dempsey (When pressing the Action button on Tak's portrait) Awwww, our little bundle of badass

Nikolai (When getting a Ray Gun) Hey ray, would you like some of my Vodka?

Takeo (Unknown) Return to the hell from whence you came!

[gordogg24p]

Richtofen - "The screams are so...eeeeeerotic!"

As well as any time the characters break the fourth wall and start talking to the players. Like Dempsey telling me to focus and get headshots, etc.

[brainz87]

i dont know which characters say these but these are my favorite quotes.

hes at crotch height dempsey dont get excited

and

im all out of ammo argh argh

[Undead]

Nikolai (When getting a Ray Gun) Hey ray, would you like some of my Vodka?

Haha, Dempsey kinda says the samething in Ascension:

"Haha Ray buddy! Man I so need to buy you a drink!"

[Roy187]

Do you know how to spell OWNED in Russia? OWNED

[aaronmark]

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't

[Estonic]

Most of my favourite quotes have been listed here but one that hasn't...

Richtofen after he receives the thundergun: "If I were the one who created this, I would have made it suck, not blow! hehehe.."

[DeckchairsFTW]

Nikolai (When getting a Ray Gun) Hey ray, would you like some of my Vodka?

Haha, Dempsey kinda says the samething in Ascension:

"Haha Ray buddy! Man I so need to buy you a drink!"

Hah, Never heard that!

We still need to play sometime on XBL... :D

[ccm404e]

My favourite is in Kino. If you do an achievment, say Reviving someone with Ballistic Knife Upgraded, Richtofen will say "AH! I have been recognised by Treyarch... Uh, Ze Illuminati"

Love that phrase! :D

[cjdog23]

Hey if you guys want ALL the quotes, visit my youtube channel! It has all four character's quotes from der reise, kino, five, and ascension! link in my sig!

[DeckchairsFTW]

Damn i wish i had an achievement to unlock... :(

[Lrgx(Slayer)Ragemode]

Dempsey : Leggo my hand grenade!!!

Dempsey: I FOUND IT! "reffering to the bathroom on kdt

Richtoffen: Alas the doctor is too poor to buy this ( not enough money)

LOL

[braveheart_5699]

just look at my signature.

[zombiekilla]

my favourite quotes are from ricktofen:

"eenie, meenie, mineie SHOTGUN"- gets me every time

"given time, i could make a small generator with left over parts.... why is it black and white now...."

"i see one, two, thr- oh shit"

"maybe they are trying to comunicate... oh wait their just having sex"

"hey zombie got the time haha doubt it"- when shooting an arm off

"you have all the power in the world and you need MORE..... i like the way you think"

[Mr Dr Prof Richtofen]

When Pack-a-Punching as Nixon

"This is me waiting on drugs, HURRY THE FUCK(or hell, I forgot) up!"

[domba]

Every time I play I find a new favorite quote, last time I played; Nikolai upon killing a zombie that recently hit him 'Invade my space I shoot your face!'

[Daveyjone]

Richtofen - "The screams are so...eeeeeerotic!"

As well as any time the characters break the fourth wall and start talking to the players. Like Dempsey telling me to focus and get headshots, etc.

then he groans afterwards, it is so funny :)

[ZoMb_WaR_MacHInE]

i love one of the quotes Takeo says when you get the gersch device "what the .... (fuck) is this" i just lol'd

[leadblimp]

On Ascension when circling zombies with ricktoven he says "I see one, two, three, oh shit."

[Cre10Benally]

On "Five" when i throw a nade a a large horde.

Then JFK says

by the dawn's early light BOOM!

And Nixon's nade quote

1 potatoe 2 potatoe 3 potatoe BLAM!