Funny Zombies Quotes

[Undead]

Hah, Never heard that!

We still need to play sometime on XBL...

Heck yeah!

The quotes the original crew say in COTD are all funny, especially after you give them the Vodka and Nikolai and Dempsey start singing about Vodka.

"99 shots of Vodka! 99 shots of glee! We drink for fun, it's better than rum! 99 shots of Vodka for me!"

90.... 6 shots of Vodka! Ah you lost count again, dumbass... we we gotta start all over!"

*repeats song*

[football5699]

how bout in CotD

During my *insert marraige i forget* Lights were always off. Wife look TOO MUCH like Nikolai. ughh

I know i butchered it but u guys know the quote.

[Ruelis]

Richtofen - when you blow off an arm "hes been...disarmed...ahahaha)

Nickolai - when you get a good gun from the myster box, "ive got 99 problems but a gun aint one"

[Edward7]

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Mark Twain

[ccm404e]

Best quote of all time, when Richtofen goes up the Gieser on Shangri-La

"Ah! My shoes will go squeaky squeaky!"

I laughed for some time...

[castisass]

"Hey, now I've got a shot gun... all I need is a shot glass!" ~Nikolai

"Dempsey, if you had a braincell for every head-shot, you'd only be stupid" ~Richtofen

"Are they trying to communic- oh, no they're having sex" ~Richtofen

I think I like every comment by Richtofen though. That would be a bit to many to list. :lol:

[Nikolai's_Vodka]

Anything Richtofen says:

Do you like my glowing green balls?

Blood, sinew, gore, organs, pulminary systems!

Spleens for everyone!

And of course the beggining of Kino makes me chuckle evry time!!

Entry 741021!!....

[DEFCON 1]

Nikolai: "I have black hole(pause) like third wife but we won't talk about that." After getting the Gersh on Ascension.

And my other favorite, Richard Nixon:"I like to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum" That quote has been stolen too many time's to count.

[Zkreym]

"Now I have two black holes! This and my ass!"-Nikolai *In moon getting the gershe device*

"This thing sucks harder than fourth wife!"-Nikolai *Throwing a gershe in moon*

[bobzombie]

"Winning" Tank Dempsey on Shangri la

[TroubledTurkey]

"Whooo. I feel so High!" ~Richtofen, Shangri-La When using Geysers

"Do you like my glowing Green Balls?!" ~Richtofen, Kino Der Toten. Shooting Far away Zombie with Un-Upgraded Ray Gun.

"OH they will be all over the floors! On the Walls! On The Ceiling!" ~Richtofen, Kino Der Toten. Obtaining Explosive Weapon.

"Next time uncle Edward will give you stronger Legs. EDWARD! Give them stronger legs! You're Terrible at this." ~Samantha, Moon. Killing a Crawler.

[tanked99]

dempsey- fack you fido(killing dogs)

richtofen- zere glorious screams hahaahahhaha

jfk- oh say can you see BOOM by the dawns early light BOOM(nading i believe)

richtofen again- eenie meenie minee SHOTGUN(buying SHOTGUN)

nikolia-that hoar took my money(buying weapon)

btw what the hell is the fourth wall that questions been bothering the heck out of me