Yours and mine zombie survival guide!

[Zombie_Creeper]

Alright, this topic was in another forum I was in and this is a very cool idea.

Every member say 1 rule per post for Zombie Surivival Guide and so it goes on and on and on....let's see how it turns out.

It's not just Zombies from CoD, just imagine the world infected by Zombies, what would ya do?

I'll start.

#1 - Aim for teh head.

[Ventus]

#2 Find some other people

[Vallkure]

#3 Don't bite back

[nayrcraig]

4. put a circle of treadmills pointed outwards around your house/base

[1a5i9dan]

#5 don't let your cat outside

[Johnny Reklaw]

#6 Always check the backseat

[Papi_Jr]

#7 enjoy the little things in life..

[flamecommando36]

#8 Hide in your attic

[lissa110]

# 9 Stock pile weapons

# 10 Stock pile food

[terminaltheory]

#11 Stockpile ammo.

And vodka =)

[TheFallen0ne]

i was on kino and i decided to make a nazi zombie survivial guide, but since i got carried away i also added sum what not to do in nazi zombies so its sorta together

Rules to Surviving NAZI ZOMBIES

Now i forgot the rules so these rules arent in order

1.Watch yo back!

2.Dont waste ammo

3.Knife for more points

4.dont open all doors

5. share points

6. dont kill steal

7. share the box

8. revive if you can , you will need all yer teammates to survive

9. dont be a dick

10. Have space= Dont be in a small room on round 15

11.dont get cornered

12.Use box wisely

13.Stay together, do not split up

14. get good/needed perks ( Juggernog, Speed cola) Quick revive wont be needed till after round 20 or if someone is so nooby they go down every 10 seconds

15. ( should be number 1) EVERYONE MUST HAVE MICS

16. players must be good

17. no kids under age of 13 unless u made it to round 25+ legitly

18.Be smart

19.Good Camping spot

20. know how to clutch by yourself while other teammates are dead

21. protect yer teammates if they all go dead and they need box

22.DONT TEXT WHILE PLAYING ZOMBIES ( even though i do it all the time lol)

23. must have monkeys/black holes

24.ray gun past lvl 20

theres more other rules but i forgot em lol. but yeah thats the rules i follow most the time to survive

xbox 360 live

xTh3F4ll3n0n3xx Note: the 0 in 0n3xx is a zero. not a O. =)

( MUST HAVE MIC, PAST LVL 20 ON ASCENSION, NOT A KID)

Der Riese WaW= 35

Shi no numa= 27

Der Riese BO=27

Kino der toten= 27

Five= 27

Ascension= 27

i know they all are 27 xD i find that weird lols

[Alsomdude2]

#12 Board up the windows

[TheFallen0ne]

haha i didnt read the real world zombies, thats sooo easy!!

1. WATCH YOUR SIX

2. must have food

3. must have guns

4. protect your house, board it up

5. be quiet

6. Check the back seat of your car

7. If your not a runner, dont even try running to survive, stay in a house with a gun

8. if your going to a house/ place for a hide out, CHECK EVERYWHERE

9.Dont get too attached to people

10. Put phone on vibrate ( trust me u wouldnt want your phone going off while your trying to hide from a zombie)

11.Zombies go for Humans, not pets, so dont be an ass and put your dog for bait.. selfish people..

12. dont go crazy over a zombie apocolypse. ( not sure if i spelled it right) they are just zombies, if they walk slow then no problem, if they run, then be scared. but still, dont go paronoid

13. of course zombies fucking walk. they are dead, their body is being decomposed , their brain, their skin, their muscles, everything, so they wont have the strength to run

14. Calm yer tits again, im talking about women, dont go screaming just cuz u see sum1 getting eaten by a zombie, get a gun, shoot em, bam done

15. shoot the head ( should be rule number 1) ALWAYS shoot the head,

16.Dont sag while you running from zombies lol

17.Enjoy the little things ( i love the movie Zombieland, best zombie movie IMO)

18.Check for bite marks, you can only be infected by bite marks, as for environment, im not sure

19. be prepared

20. be smart

21.Dont be a dick ( comon people its a zombie apocolypse, we dont havve time to argue, be mean, and bitch about everything, we are here to survive , not to argue)

22. have a place to stay ( again this is just coming out of my head so they are all not in order)

23. If your staying with a bunch of people who u think you dont trust, keep your gun, weapons, with you, and make sure to check your ammo if you DO leave yer gun out of sight, just to make sure

24.Have some fun. go on a roof, get some target practice, something you always wanted to do but couldnt or you will go to jail

25.Knives , knives are great, dont need to reload or need ammo, so get a very, very, VERY, big knife or sword.

Thats all for now haha, im pretty sure there are more, of course, but these are basics and very important ones. =] but the very important ones are having food, shelter,guns ,and ammo, without one of them, you are fucked, without food you will starve, without ammo/guns, you got nothing to protect yourself with, and without shelter, you cant sleep without thinking theres a zombie behind you or near you, and you will have to keep walking if your in the streets

Zombie Movies that i love/like and are good movies to listen to if there is a zombie apocolypse.

1.I am Legend ( especially this movie! he is prepared!!!!)

2.Dawn of the dead originally and remake dont matter ( great setting)

3.Night of the dead ( They are also prepared with weapons and transportation)

4.Resident evil ( where to shoot, how to shoot, how to kill, how to survive, and dont get bitten strategy, great movie, part 3 is a good survival guide)

5.Zombieland ( again not in order so.. yeah this is a pretty good guide, some ideas i never thought of, thanks to Columbus, and Tallahasse, ( sorry cant spell it lol) who knows how to kick ass, and the girls know how to hustle haha

great zombie movies =)

[Zombie_Creeper]

#13 keep some Megan Fox photos on your wallet

[J85tega]

Rule #14 : BACK TO BACK

lol

[Whenwherewhy?]

25 Ultimate Survival Tips:

1. Don't trust bathrooms

2. When in doubt, know your way out.

3. Enjoy the little things

4. Get a kick-ass hotrod.

5. Make sure the zombies are Nazis.

6. Drink The Juggernog

7. PhD Flopper, and make them all go boom.

8. Make Dempsey-like smart remarks.

9. They're not zombies, they're freakbags.

10. Watch out for falling s**t.

11. Keep an iPod with you.

12. See a survivor other than your group? Leave it to die.

13. Play Abracavre on your iPod Touch.

14. You see that toy ray gun on the ground? It's not a toy.

15. Always Have Food and Vodka.

16. Make sure you have a Soviet in your group.

17. Choose breaks wisely.

18. Before Shut-Eye Board It Up.

19. Hey look at the glowing skull! GO WALK THROUGH IT!

20. Always have an LMG, hoorah.

21. You first, Family second, and friends third.

22. Eat rainbows, their good tasting and good for you.

23. Those marines aren't their to save you, their there to kill all zombies and YOU.

24. You thought video games were easy? HintonDahHitman is the first to die.

25. Check your CoDz when you have the time.

You will now survive.

Dedicated To The Great Site Of CoDz:

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#15

When a zombies running out you

STOP

DROP

AND DO A BARRELL ROLL

This is how you dodge them (:

[Johnny Reklaw]

Make friends with the fat people. In a pinch, you can always out run them and they take longer to eat.

[thezombiekiller]

#16 martial arts won't kill zombies, it only pisses them off

[Vallkure]

#17 Steal you some car batteries. Eventually people will pay you to drive their own car, and if they don't... Well, at least you will be able to power your iPod for a long time.

[xXIHEARTZOMBIESXx]

#18

dont kill bill murray

[aegisknight]

1. Firing a gun makes a lot of noise and attracts zombies in the area

2. You will run out of bullets before the zombies run out of zombies

3. Getting close for melee kills is going to turn you into a zombie

4. No matter what you're thinking, so are about 100,000 other people. Be original and creative, it will keep you sane and alive

5. Good luck!

[bazzainver]

#19. Update your Status on Twitter as often as Possible.

#20. Annihalate trolls stealing your Kills.

#21. Spam the random weapon Box!

[harrdstyle]

22: Its always not such a bright idea to teabag a crawler. (teabag, teabag, im teabagin' a crawler... oh, s**t, cornered! what! CANT JUMP OVER IT! DAMN!!!)

[bazzainver]

#23 Don't shoot Teddy Bears with a Ballistic Knife or it will leave with the Ballistic Knife

#24 Throw a Monkey Bomb at a Petrol Station (You know what's gonna happen!)