The greatest theory about Acension ever in the history ever.

[nhcre8tv1]

So, once you have the death machines, you kill the crawler you most likely have, then you kill a bunch of zombies, then save the princess, win the internet, and die.

\Joke thread.

[Lgjoka2002]

BY GOD IT WORKS and Mario came out and all the heroes rode on a magical unicorn and flew into outer space blowing up planet yay everyone wins :D

[NukaColaClear]

That deserves a [brains] . You forgot that Gandalf stood on the rainbow of World 10 and used the power of the Sun, and then said"You Shall Not Pass!" and killed everyone.

[nhcre8tv1]

BY GOD IT WORKS and Mario came out and all the heroes rode on a magical unicorn and flew into outer space blowing up planet yay everyone wins

What? You got a unicorn? Unfair, all I got was a giant duck. :/

[JakeDuck]

BY GOD IT WORKS and Mario came out and all the heroes rode on a magical unicorn and flew into outer space blowing up planet yay everyone wins

What? You got a unicorn? Unfair, all I got was a giant duck. :/

You have a problem with ducks? :evil:

[Lgjoka2002]

BY GOD IT WORKS and Mario came out and all the heroes rode on a magical unicorn and flew into outer space blowing up planet yay everyone wins

What? You got a unicorn? Unfair, all I got was a giant duck. :/

You have a problem with ducks? :evil:

i do those bastards are cannibals they keep eating my KFC :evil:

[Daveyjone]

yeah i was doing ok untill round over 9000 when gangster vampires turned up and burst some caps... in my neck

[flamecommando36]

You forgot about When A spartan kicks Justin bieber into a never ending pit and yells`THIS .IS PUBERRTTTYYYY

[Shooter]

BY GOD IT WORKS and Mario came out and all the heroes rode on a magical unicorn and flew into outer space blowing up planet yay everyone wins

What? You got a unicorn? Unfair, all I got was a giant duck. :/

You have a problem with ducks? :evil:

HAHAHAHA. had to mention your picture is just hilarious. Go Ducks!

[Ratty_VWMK3]

This thread is so full of lulz my head asplode

mfw I this thread. :lol:

[nhcre8tv1]

BY GOD IT WORKS and Mario came out and all the heroes rode on a magical unicorn and flew into outer space blowing up planet yay everyone wins

What? You got a unicorn? Unfair, all I got was a giant duck. :/

You have a problem with ducks? :evil:

DON'T COME AT ME BRO!

[gingerninja500]

i was playing assension when i killed 1,0000,00,0,00,0,0,000,00000,000 zombies i was rewarded with a little blue light that said congrats

[PuLsExEdGeZ]

I played Ascension today and learned that the word LEEK, SAM, BUBBLE, do not make you taste the rainbow, and I understood after all those year's what F.E.A.R truly means! It's a breakthrough to me!

[xlStonedlx]

You forgot about When A spartan kicks Justin bieber into a never ending pit and yells`THIS .IS PUBERRTTTYYYY

I cant stop Lolin at this [brains]

[flamecommando36]

Yay free brains for insulting an international pop sensation.. :P

[Guest xeinpo]

If someone posts a well thought out but old theory it gets about -50 Brains. A stupid thread likes this gets about 30 Brains.

[nhcre8tv1]

If someone posts a well thought out but old theory it gets about -50 Brains. A stupid thread likes this gets about 30 Brains.

It's a legitimate strategy.

And comedic relief is good sometimes.

[Lgjoka2002]

omg i did the easter egg again and guesss what happened!!!!!

I SAW CHUCK NORRIS GET BIT by a zombies and then the zombie exploded...

DON'T FUCK WITH THE CHUCK AND HIS DUCKS!!!!!!

[ZeMrDark]

Jokes are great but keep in mind there are people of a younger age in here please edit the swears out...

[Johnny Reklaw]

Jokes are great but keep in mind there are people of a younger age in here please edit the swears out...

The game is rated for a mature audience...heck, Nikolai says every swear word in the book...therefore swear words shouldn't necessarily be banned....as rules say "excessive" profanity isn't allowed...

That being said...swearing for the sake of swearing isn't cool...you just sound like the 7 year olds who play zombies and say "fuck" every other word because somehow they think its cool. I do agree that some of the above is "excessive" and thus unnecessary.