omg! sam killed me!!!!1

[lpzzy18]

me and my friends were playing ascension zombies and don't flame me but after we did the death machine egg we we made it to round 50 and sam screamed some bs like 'you've earned this and came running after us and downed me.' \]!

[Benv]

No... no she didnt

[AlphaSnake]

Bollocks...

GTFO.

Regard Alpha.

[XRatedChewbacca]

Bollocks...

GTFO.

Regard Alpha.

But his story sounds so believable

[AlphaSnake]

I hope your F-in kidding...

Regards Snake.

[DeckchairsFTW]

Don't worry man, we wont flame you.

Because we don't need to. You have already crashed and burned. :twisted:

[BlindBusDrivr]

Same thing happened to me once

lol am I really getting negative brains for sarcasm?

[Zombie_Creeper]

It happened to me.....

Right after I dominated the whole empire of the pleanet Mars.

And then later, I had sex with Jessica Alba.

[FreakBag]

It happened to me.....

Right after I dominated the whole empire of the pleanet Mars.

And then later, I had sex with Jessica Alba.

[brains] for you my friend.

also, I think he has l4d2 mixed up with CoD...you see it's a common misconception ....Nah...this guy is just a troll :mrgreen:

[cjdog23]

You know what im going to feel like if when i get ascension i check the game files and that exact quote from sam is waiting for me in ther? LOL

[Dbz0325]

Wow. Just......wow. :facepalm:

[OB_FourTwenty]

you sir, have been marked as a TROLL in my book. GTFO this site. i don't like to flame, but ctfo. get real.

[iPood]

:facepalm:

[l-DaNG3R-l]

Hol shit so sam came and downed you??

Amazing story!

[RedDeadRiot]

#WINNING

[DeckchairsFTW]

Can anyone else smell something?

Oh yeah, it's a huge, steaming pile of bullsh*t

[ccm404e]

If Chuck Norris goes into the sea, Chuck Norris Doesn't get wet...

The Sea gets CHUCK NORRIS!

Since this is such a funny topic, I thought i'd add a bit more hilarity.

:mrgreen:

[xStopDropNKillx]

Wow, just, WOW. :facepalm:

[AlphaSnake]

Ipood I love that Avatar of your's... It's pure Boss in action...

Regards Snake.

[flamecommando36]

[fisher10190]

Guys, i understand this is ridiculous, but BE NICE ABOUT YOUR FLAMING. Don't go cussing the poor guy out just cause he probably had a dream and thought he was actually playing zombies. A lot of you guys are my friends, BUT, i absolutely, POSITIVELY, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT HATE f*cking flaming, IN EVERY ONE OF IT'S FORMS. Why? cause it pisses me off...

[B0UNC3R]

Silly troll. Go crawl back under the internet bridge.

[TheHeckz]

me and my friends were playing ascension zombies and don't flame me but after we did the death machine egg we we made it to round 50 and sam screamed some bs like 'you've earned this and came running after us and downed me.' \]!

[BurgerTheFries]

The same thing happened to me after i got the cocaine from charlie sheen on round 69

[Powerhouse631]

The same thing happened to me after i got the cocaine from charlie sheen on round 69

PRICELESS! :lol: