Aside all theories, A True to fact ascension joke for laughs

[Elwood]

Achievement unlocked::. Chimp on the barbie.

Elwood Fiore- Why is it called chimp on the barbie?

Coreagon- Cause for some reason sam likes monkies

Elwood Fiore- Are you saying what i think your saying?

Alkatraz Gorath - ahahahaha i think he is

Elwood Fiore- Damn Sam must be one hot flesh eating doll

XBL Party- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alkatraz Gorath- She has a monkey fetish

Coreagon- Brass monkey the funky monkey

Elwood Fiore- Wield a first of brass? ahahahaha

Coreagon- Elwood where are you?

Elwood Fiore- Whack a punching zombies why

Coreagon- Im on my way over there

Elwood Fiore- Leave the monkey jokes i think these zombies are pissed

This was just randomness from my party chat.

[The Red Russian]

Random : "Get the F*ck over here! literally all the zombies from this round are over here!"

Me : "ok ok, don't get your knickers in a twist"

Random : "HOW THE F*CK CAN I NOT GET MY KNICKERS ALL UP IN A TWIST?!!"

[Elwood]

ahahahahaha

[ccm404e]

Ony my friend Jared's first ever Monkey round...

Me (Sam)-Jared! Jared go get Speed Cola!

Chris-But I got Speed Cola!

Me-Ok then. Jared, stand near Juggernog!

Billy-I'm at Juggernog!

Me-Fine! Stamin-Up! Get Stamin-Up!

Chris-Sam, you're at Stamin-Up...

Me-AHHHH!

[flamecommando36]

Nick:Dont kill that zombie!

Me:Why?

-Kills zombie-

Nick-IM DELETING YOU FROM MY FRIENDS LIST!I NEED POINTS!!

Me-In these tough times we all need points :ugeek:

[Beware of the Docter]

As soon as game starts, in my best american kid voice.

Noob:Hez gyz, i nwz dis amazinz gltch!

(I chuck a grenade at him, he picks it up, dies)

Noob: Dat wasnt dery nis blud!

(Every round I do this, he picks it up, dies, cries, but dosn't leave.)

Noob: Har, uze cnt do nufin now, i hv PD flober!

(He's juping up and down to boast, I chuck a Gersch under him, he teleports, gets killed. Carry on doin grenade spams, he couldn't buy Flopper cause apparently. "Ure clymrs can kill mes!") Funniest game ever! 8-)

[flamecommando36]

As soon as game starts, in my best american kid voice.

Noob:Hez gyz, i nwz dis amazinz gltch!

(I chuck a grenade at him, he picks it up, dies)

Noob: Dat wasnt dery nis blud!

(Every round I do this, he picks it up, dies, cries, but dosn't leave.)

Noob: Har, uze cnt do nufin now, i hv PD flober!

(He's juping up and down to boast, I chuck a Gersch under him, he teleports, gets killed. Carry on doin grenade spams, he couldn't buy Flopper cause apparently. "Ure clymrs can kill mes!") Funniest game ever! 8-)

Translate that into english please :lol:

[Beware of the Docter]

Sorry, but that's how he tas talking, here you go.

Cnt: Can't

PD Flober: PHD Flopper

Nuthin: Nothing

Tht: That

Wsnt: Wasn't

Etc...

[Elwood]

Zombies are like subway getem freshh!