Jump to content

CDC's 'zombie apocalypse' advice an Internet hit


Recommended Posts

Posted

Khan's postings usually draw 1,000 to 3,000 hits in a week. This one — posted Monday — got 30,000 within a day. By Friday, it had gotten 963,000 page views and was the top item viewed on the agency's Web site, thanks in part to media coverage that began mid-week.

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110520/ap_ ... _zombies_3

Okay guys it's time to remind every one rules of zombieland!

The Rules:

1.Cardio

2.The Double Tap

3.Beware of Bathrooms

4.Wear Seat Belts

5.No Attachments

6.The “Skillet”

7.Travel Light

8.Get a Kick @#$% Partner

9.With your Bare Hands

10.Don’t Swing Low

11.Use Your Foot

12.Bounty Paper Towels

13.Shake it Off

14.Always carry a change of underwear

15.Bowling Ball

16.Opportunity Knocks

17.Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)

18.Limber Up

19.Break it Up

20.It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint

21.Avoid Strip Clubs

22.When in doubt Know your way out

23.Zipplock

24.Use your thumbs

25.Shoot First

26.A little sun screen never hurt anybody

27.Incoming!

28.Double-Knot your Shoes

29.The Buddy System

30.Pack your stain stick

31.Check the back seat

32.Enjoy the little things

  • Replies 4
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted

I cant begin to describe how happy I am to see some Zombieland love on here! That has got to be my favorite zombie movie after the original Dawn of the Dead. It's beyond me why no one on this site really talks about it. Nice job covering the rules that weren't mentioned in the film! I see someone watched the special features ;) . Cant wait for Zombieland 2!

I wonder if this has anything to do with tonights "judgement day"

cuz im so fuckin ready!

Haha funny part about that whole rapture thing. Guess the Austalians were excluded from it knowing it's the 22nd there :mrgreen: . Oh well though, another apocolypse survived! Lol. Oh and dont worry if you can't think of any good rapture jokes, it's not the end of the world. Haha I heqrd that joke earlier and couldn't stop laughing.

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.



×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use, Privacy Policy, Code of Conduct, We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue. .