Nero Woodhaven: Warrior of the dead

[General Dempsey]

Chapter 1, Part 1: The Beginning

Nero Woodhaven, he was a american sniper/spy, disguised as a german, he was at shi no numa and when a 115 meteor crashed he and his fellow soliders located it and since they were in disguise they had to bring samples of the meteor back to the facility without blowing there cover.. edward richtofen was there doing experiments on 115, nero was in the room when richtofen created the wunderwaffe DG-2, a few days later the zombies started to arise from there graves and everyone was fighting for there lives but were eventually killed.. richtofen, nero, and two of his teammates were all that was left.. they held off against the zombies quite well but nero's teammates, Smokey and Zero, were killed in action... the death of his teammates, his friends, left nero distraught for a moment.. richtofen saw a hoard heading there way but instead warning nero richtofen ran off and nero was left to deal with the hoard and was almost the cause of his death.. he then found a small tower to camp out on with just his sniper and a radio... the radio turned on and nero heard voice chatter about three prisoners.... he turns up the radio and listens....

*static coming from the radio*

"hello, hello if anyone can hear this broadcast the dead have risen from the graves and are killing everyone" *static* "the three prisoners de" *static* "niko" *static* "tak" *static* "have escaped I repeat they have" *static* "there may not be much time if anyone can here me find dr. rich" *static*

*broadcast cuts out*

after listening about the three prisoners he thought about but sought it to be none of his concern and tried to get a another broadcast....

*three men arrived at the entrance gate.. they spoke*

*the three walk up to the gate*

*nero reloads his Kar98 to get there attention*

[Nero]"Who are you and what are you doing here.."

[dempsey]"Name's dempsey this is nikolai"

[nikolai]"I'm a crack shot and I love vodka..."

*5 second pause*

[dempsey]"Thats great.. and this is tak"

[takeo]"Stop calling me that.. my name is takeo.."

[nero]"My name is nero, a pleasure.. now what are you doing here.."

after explaining there reason about element 115 and locating the doctor in the facility.. nero wanted richtofen to suffer for the death of his friends but if he cant give him death it would give him relief to let either these three men or the zombies do the deed.... nero let them in and joined them for a bit, it took an hour to get there and in that time he became friends with dempsey and takeo and nikolai.. he got them to shi no numa facility so they could capture richtofen... they found richtofen...

*richtofen's fighting off a few zombies*

*the crew walks up to richtofen*

[dempsey]"Hello richtofen"

[takeo]"You'll be coming with us"

[richtofen]".....why?"

[dempsey]"Your going to help us stop this nightmare lets go..."

[richtofen]"Nien, I just need a little time and I can end this.."

*nero had a suspicious look on his face*

[nikolai]"yeah.. and what do you plan on doing.... german..."

[richtofen]"Well.. russian.."

*he explain his plans to stop this nightmare*

*dempsey interrupts*

[dempsey]"hold your little story doc, did you guys here that"

*power goes out and the zombies are rising again*

[nikolai]"ahh great no power now what"

[richtofen]"someone needs to go to power and activate it..."

[dempsey]"amazing so who's going.."

no power, zombies all around, there lives were now tied together... the power was back the way they came.. nero volunteered to go alone and risked his life for three of the four men he just met.. he got the power on and radioed in and ran back as fast he could.. he made it and saw them about to teleport and he ran to them.. richtofen was powering it up and we see dempsey trying to help nero get to them quick... there all together waiting for richtofen and he says "there is not enough power to activate the teleporter..

[dempsey]:"so your saying were fucked"

[richtofen]:"not quite I recall a generator near here that is hooked up but not on and when activated the teleporter will boost in incredible power but... there's a possibility that.. the teleporter will go off on its own"

[nikolai]:"so one of us must go and.."

[richtofen]:"whoever goes will be left behind yes"

[nero]:"i'll do it"

[dempsey]:"are you sure man"

[nero]:"yes.. where is it"

[richtofen]:"back at my quarters"

nero nods silently and walks away..

[takeo]:"may we meet again in the future"

[nero]:"likewise"

before he left he used the box and aquired the wunderwaffe DG-2.. he made it and hit the power and and gave one last salute to the crew. they all nodded there heads and they teleported.. he prayed to god for them to see through richtofen's ploy and to stop him before matters get worse... rumors say he met up with them again at a place known as shangri-la in search for a man named brock and warned them about richtofen... but who is to say he didn't wipe there memory again?

[General Dempsey]

I'm thinking of a part 2 but it depends if people like my story.. if people like it i'll make part 2...

[MyLittleHellhound]

It's alright. Here's one thing you should do though.

Grammar and Punctuation

that is all

hahaha i dont have good punctuation but its okay your story will get better with that 1 improvement.

Bye!!

[General Dempsey]

Part 2: Der riese

After Nero saw the crew teleport and now knows what Richtofen is capable of, he vows to stop his scheme before matters get worse but he can't do it alone he will need a crew himself... after a bit american soldiers rescued him and brought him back to america so he could have some rest from all that has happened.... after some rest he acquired himself a team to call his own for this mission...

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Name: Nero Woodhaven [The Marine]

age: 24

appearance: short/long white hair

wears a leather jacket, jeans, fingerless gloves, bandana, and combat boots

type: American

backround: american sniper, american spy, american demolitions specialist..

religion: christian

Name: Victor Zhukov [The Tank]

age: 28

appearance: short brown hair

wears a red army uniform with a bandolier across his chest and a bandana

type: Russian

backround: red army demolitions specialist, was a close friend to nikolai

religion: unknown

Name: Xain Madiki [The Assassin]

age: 23

appearance: long black hair

wears a black leather jacket, long pants, combat boots, and a katana on her back

type: Japanese

backround: Master martial artist, she was a close friend of takeo

religion: unknown

Name: Charles Walker II [The Scientist]

age: 30

appearance: short brown hair

wears a british commando uniform with a bandolier on his arm

type: British

backround: british commando, was a scientist in group 935 but escaped to america to forget his time there

religion: christian

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Nero and his team are committed to this cause and know the challanges faced before them but they will fight till the end... they have acquired a teleporter and repaired to and will teleport to were it all began, Der riese.. they teleported to the facility and see zombified bodies on the ground, the buildings on fire, and everything in complete chaos...

[Nero]"yup Dempsey was obviously here"

[Charles]"Der riese, its feels strange to be back"

[Victor]"ok so what are we here for anyway"

[Nero]"We need to find any trace to were richtofen went and what he is up to"

[Xain]"so lets start looking"

*while looking around they find a log book owned by richtofen and tells about his plans and what he's looking for*

[Nero]"the vril device, how would this control corpses, and a focusing stone I assuming you combine the two together"

[Xain]"it also talks about some place call griffin station"

[Victor]"it says it's on the moon"

*everyone looks at each other and start laughing like hell, except for charles*

[Charles]"he's not kidding"

*everyone's quiet*

[Victor]"so if this is true how are we supposed to get there"

[Charles]"with science my friend.... and teleporters"

*soon they heard zombie growls and a little girl laugh*

[samantha]"hehe, well well well what do we have here, new toys to play with"

[Victor]"what the f**k is this"

[samantha]"Looks like richtofen has new minions to come finish his deeds, well who wants to play a game, I think charlie does"

[Charles]"sure sam we'll play"

[Nero]"here we go again"

*everyone have there guns at the ready and zombies are pouring through the door and a explosion happens and a box with glowing question marks appear out of the explosion*

[Nero]"well, that's what I call timeing"

*nero opens the box and takes notice of the new weaponry*

[Nero]"new weapons to, man this is going to be easier then I thought"

Everyone equips themselves with new weaponry to take on the zombies but even with new weapons they will have to run out of ammo eventually... they were overrun.. they did not have much time but soon the zombies mysteriously stop coming in and it was quiet, to quiet.....

[Victor]"ok the stopped coming, for now, so lets get to the teleporter before its to"

*a think fog comes in and hellish dogs appear*

[Victor]"late"

[Charles]"dammit we need to go now"

[Nero]"don't worry I just got the wunderwaffe"

*everyone sigh in relief*

everyone makes a run to the teleporter and shooting all the dogs in the way.. A battalion of hell hounds were in the way but thanks to the wunderwaffe they made it safely through the hoard... soon the fog was gone and regular zombies returned along with dogs...

[Xain]"are you kidding not only dealing with zombies then a hoard of dogs.. but now we get both at the same time.. what the f**k..."

[Nero]"Charles please tell me the teleporter works"

[Charles]"its still charging"

[Nero]"F**K!!!!! well it looks like we get to hold off again"

*nero shoot the wunderwaffe which hits the teleporter and recharges it*

[Nero]"well that did it"

*the teleporter goes off crazy and start overloading*

*teleporting noise*

So are heros venture off to god knows were finding the crew to warn them about richtofen before matters get worse.. they will venture on but only time travel will tell......

[General Dempsey]

It's alright. Here's one thing you should do though.

Grammar and Punctuation

that is all

hahaha i dont have good punctuation but its okay your story will get better with that 1 improvement.

Bye!!

I'll try my best...

[discover of truths]

how about you send them to the cival war no one hasw headed there so far it is always WW2 or viatenam or something if not at least recruit someone from that time.

[General Dempsey]

how about you send them to the cival war no one hasw headed there so far it is always WW2 or viatenam or something if not at least recruit someone from that time.

I wanted them to stay a four person group but I'll think of something..

I might go with something close to civil war or western but only time travel will tell. 8-)

[discover of truths]

well that will make it interesting but you should limit their weapons to the time like in the real call of the dead zombie games (except anything from the random box that thing is a time vortex that spawns a weapon randomly from a time.)

[General Dempsey]

Part 3: Kino der toten

After Nero and his crew escaped the horrors of der riese they have ended up in a theater in germany but the shot from the wunderwaffe cause the teleporter to overload and as the others before them cause them to travel forward in time to the 1960's.. there arrival at this theater, this theater of the damned will unravel new secrets, new technologies, and new horrors to awake and kill..

*A load teleporter noise is heard*

[Nero]"Aww shit *barfs on the floor* where the hell are we"

[Charles]"When are we"

[Victor]"What are you yappin about now"

[Charles]"What I'm yappin about is that we traveled in time.. into the future"

[Nero]"ok sure.."

[Xain]"Nero, we've seen what group 935 is capable of.. who now maybe we did"

[Nero]"Well then were are we and what year is it"

[Victor]"Over here I found a log book"

*everyone walks over to victor*

[Xain]"look the last date says 1961, who's book is this"

[Nero]"Its say richtofen"

[Victor]"So we now they were here so they either still here or found a way out and if so we must find that way out"

[Nero]"Well lets start looking"

*everyone starts looking around in what looks to be a lobby to the theater*

*Nero notices a weapon outline on the wall but its a weapon he has never seen before*

*Nero walks up to the weapon*

[Nero]"what the.. what weapon is that.. looks like a M1 Grand but..."

*He touches the weapon and acquires a rifle call a M14*

[Nero]"its the same design but with a magazine coming out of it"

[Charles]"Nero, whats that.. what did you find"

[Nero]"Its a new weapon.. I think it was called a M14.."

[Victor]"looks like a newer version of a M1 Grand"

[Nero]"whatever it is its mine and I like it"

*Nero has himself a rape face going on*

[Xain]"Nero, are you ok"

*Nero shoots the M14*

[Nero]"yeah, but I think I'm in love"

[Charles]"come on lets keep looking"

*the crew starts looking farther into the theater and find a teleporter and small amounts of 115*

*a small growl can be heard*

[Nero]"teleporters.. 115.. a box with question marks.. and growling.. that can mean only one thing"

[Everyone]"Zombies!"

*Everyone has there weapons at the ready and go to the source of the growling*

[Xain]"these must be the rooms where the guests stayed"

[Nero]"Its coming from this room over here"

*they walk into the room and it appears to be the room of a little girl*

*Nero found a toy set and there are action figures of themselves in a civil war battlefield*

[Nero]"What the f*ck.. there.. there figures.. of us"

[Charles]"guys.. we need to get out of here... now"

[samantha]"Hahahahah welcome back my little toys"

[Nero]"RUN!!"

*hoards of zombies start to pile into the theater and they start to here a little tune*

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*they are zombies everywhere pouring into the theater from doors, windows, even the roof*

*while fighting a new horror approaches*

[Xain]"what.. what the f*ck is that thing"

[Charles]"No.. they can't.. the zombies are infected with nova 6"

[Nero]"What the hell is nova 6"

[Charles]"Its a gas the nazi's created that could kill the human in within seconds and the middle and ending wasn't pretty"

[Victor]"Maybe kill from a distance then"

[Nero]"That's going to be hard since there everywhere.. you know what f*ck it just start shooting them all"

*Out of time, out numbered, and out of ammo, there is no where to run, there stuck in a rut... A hoard of 40 or more zombies there only chance was the box*

*Nero takes that chance and everyone hopes for the best and obtains the Thunder Gun*

[Nero]"oohh... mmmyyyy... god"

*Nero takes the shot and destroys the whole hoard*

[Nero]"It.. it just blew them all over the place.. holy crap I am getting one of these for christmas"

[Victor]"Now that is a amazing f*cking gun"

[Charles]"That's amazing but you now whats more amazing.. getting to that teleporter and getting the hell out of here"

[Xain]"how about we go since there are more coming"

[Nero]"alright lets get out of here"

*they are all on the teleporter and are ready to escape*

*the teleporter activates and teleporters them to samantha's room*

*A load teleporter noise occurs*

[Nero]"What the.. where in that room again"

[Victor]"Quick the door"

*the door slams shut*

*Nero tries to open the door but it wont open*

[Nero]"this is bad, very bad"

[Victor]"why don't you just use that thunder gun thingy"

[Nero]"oh yeah"

*Nero shoot off some shots in the thunder gun but the door still stands tall*

[Nero]"What the hell.. this door defies physics!!"

[Xain]"Now what"

*lightning surrounds the floor and you can hear a small teleporting noise*

[Nero]"I believe that's what"

A load teleporter noise occurs and they disappear into thin air... Where could they have gone, When could they have gone, forward in time, back in time, same time period.. One could guess but could be right, could be wrong.. there lives are in Gods hands now and its up to them to stop richtofens plot at all cost.. no matter where time takes them..

[Pope]

very good work i like your story above all because it has the most dialogue but may i suggest changing the title it makes it sound like its about the 1 character nero

[discover of truths]

he is the main charecter he was also the first introduced.

[General Dempsey]

Chapter 2, Part 1: Civil War

Our courageous hero’s braved the horrors of the theater and venture forward to stop this nightmare before its put into full effect.. Now I bet your thinking the went to the Russian cosmodrome, warned the crew, and killed richtofen.. Now we know Samantha likes to play games.. instead of them moving forward they went back, back in time, 1863 Civil War.. Bet your thinking “but there’s no 115 there so there can’t be zombies”. The Hero’s are contaminated with the element and who’s to say a element rock or 2 teleported with them.. lets see how this will unfold..

*Teleporter noise is heard*

*they appear on a battlefield with lots of corpses*

[Nero]”Aww ‘berp’ hey no vomit”

[Victor]”Well, where are we now”

[Charles]”Well lets see by my calculations, a field”

[Victor]”thanks captain obvious”

[Nero]”hey he’s just trying to help now lets see what we have here, we have grass, trees, dead people”

*A strange noise is heard*

*A mystery box appears*

[Nero]”And a box, great”

[Xain]”I’m guessing the sh*t storm is on the way”

[Victor]”You never know, maybe unicorns with vodka will come to the rescue”

*A long pause*

[Nero]”…… What”

[Victor]”hey it was just a thought”

[Nero]”that thought made no sense”

[Victor]”Aww f*ck you”

[Charles]“can you guys be quiet for 5 seconds”

*they wait 5 seconds*

[Nero]”I’m sorry victor but a mystical creature won’t bring vodka”

[Xain]”NERO!!”

[Nero]”alright!”

[Charles]”ok now lets see what we can find”

[samantha]”hahahahaha time to play, in the past”

[Nero]”Ooww god damnit”

*The hero’s make there way to the nearest gun on the wall*

*they obtain the Pattern 1853 Enfield*

[Nero]”NOOoo, where’s my M14”

[Xain]”ooo this weapon feels like an Arisaka”

[Charles]”Well there better than nothing lets get to work”

*The hero’s are ready for action…. somewhat*

*Zombie moans ate heard*

*while fighting they examine the zombies closer*

[Victor]”Hey what army wears this type clothing”

[Charles]”I have no idea, they look american to me”

[Nero]”wait a minute, these look like uniforms from the civil war, and Samantha said time to play in the past, that girl sent us to 1863.”

[Charles]”Well then how the hell are we getting out of here.. there’s no teleporters anywhere.. they don’t exist yet”

[Nero]”There must be a way”

*While fighting the mystery box appears*

[Everyone]”Maybe”

*Everyone uses it with no luck but Neros turn was lucky*

*Nero obtained the Infernobuss 100+15*

[Nero]”My oh my what do we have here”

*A zombie hoard comes there way*

*Nero takes the shot and a ball of fire come out of the weapon and on impact creates a blazing inferno*

[Nero]”Damn, now that was hot”

*a 2 second pause*

[Xain]”No, just no”

[Nero]”that bad”

[Charles]”yeah”

[Nero]”Well f*ck you guys now lets find a way out”

*they approach the box in hope of a special trinket to help them*

*Charles goes and obtains the gersch device*

[Charles]”What a strange device, lets see what it does”

*uses the device and a black hole appears from the device*

[Charles]”With just a few modifications I can make a teleporter from this

[Nero]”whatever you need to do, do quick there coming”

*There all prepared to defend Charles with there lives, a little tune can be heard*

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[Nero]”Hey Charlie, almost done, don’t feel like dieing”

[Charles]”Almost.. there got ok everyone in”

*A loud teleporter is heard*

they escaped the horrors Samantha brought on them and the past.. they now move forward in time to get to richtofen.. there losing time with Samantha and her games and at this rate they may not make it in time but for now.. time travel will tell

[discover of truths]

that was a good story so far [brains] for you also i think the unicorn part is funny seems a lot like what nikolie would say through. also all i got to say about this is a magine if next they get sent to a time without guns that would suck. but why not add a fifth person to the group (perferably NOT from the knight ages or people will have to endure through the fancy knight age talk like be'ith.

[Pope]

OMG AWESUUUUUUMM I am waiting for the next part you better right it soon too

[Nero]”that bad”

^^^^LOL^^^^

[Vodstok]

you should keep writing this. here's some [brains] 's I've been meaning to give you.

[discover of truths]

hey i am wondering where do you find one of those cool posters like that flamethrower one.

[General Dempsey]

Part 2: Western Nightmare

Our courageous hero’s have escaped the civil war time and now have traveled forward in time but not far.. 1946 Mexico to a town in the middle of a unknown prairie where Samantha, with her little mind, sent the hero’s and this town is inhabited with people.. not only do the hero’s have to deal with zombies they now have to help these people the best they can.. lets see how this will unfold

*they walk through the modified gersch device*

*they appear in a unknown prairie*

[Nero]”Well, where are we now”

[Charles]”Well by my calculation we’re in a”

[Victor]”If you say field again”

[Charles]”I was going to say prairie but whatever works for you”

[Xain]”You think you could have modified it to send use to a place with I don’t know technology”

[Charles]”Well sorry I tried, maybe next time I’ll let you do it”

*Everyone is quiet*

[Nero]”Victor, this is where you come in with the unicorn thing”

[Victor]”Not this time, another time”

[Charles]”Look Xain, its not my fault the gersch sent use here so stop your f*cking whining”

[Xain]”I’m not whining I’m getting annoyed with having to teleport to fields with no guns, equipment, and technology”

[Nero]”We had the box”

[Xain]”quiet”

[Nero]”I’m just saying”

[Charles]”Look we’re here now lets just shut up and look for… something”

[Nero]”Wait I think I see something in the distance, look”

*Everyone stares into the distance*

*A small town can be seen*

[Victor]”Well, hey Xain at least he sent use to a field that has a town in it”

[Xain]”Yeah, it’s a f*cking miracle”

[Nero]”Well lets get to walking”

*It takes them about 30 minutes to get to the town*

[Victor]”This town, has people.. living people not undead”

[Nero]”Ok I’ll bite, where the hell are we”

[Charles]”Well, if you want my personal opinion, since there are people with mustaches wearing sombreros and ponchos.. I believe we are in Mexico”

[Nero]”Yeah I see that now”

[Victor]”Well there are no zombies for once so how about we relax for once”

[Charles]”I’m up for that”

[Xain]”Well I’m going to look for a bar you guys coming”

[Victor, Charles]”We’re coming”

[Xain]”Nero, coming”

*Nero sees a photo that catches his eye*

[Xain]”Nero”

[Nero]”no, no just go without me I’ll catch up later”

[Xain]”Alright”

*Nero walks over to the photo*

*Nero takes a good look at the picture*

[Nero]”Karliah”

[Charles]”Friend of yours”

[Nero]”My wife”

[Charles]”Where is she”

*Nero has a sad look*

[Nero]”Dead, along with my son”

[Charles]”oh shit, I’m sorry”

[Nero]”Its fine, come on lets find the others”

*Nero and Charles approach the bar*

*They see Victor drinking his ass off*

[Nero]”Victor”

[Victor]”hhhhheeeeyyyy whats uuuupppp, where have you ‘berp’ been”

[Charles]”Victor how much do you drink”

[Victor]”About ten ‘berp’ bottles”

[Xain]”Hey, see you found victors drunk ass”

[Victor]”F*ck you”

[Charles]”hey, where were you”

[Xain]”Playing black jack nothing much, Nero”

*Nero is rubbing his head with a sad look*

[Xain]”Nero, are you alright”

[Nero]”yeah I’m fine”

[Charles]”He found something of his wife, he doesn’t want to talk about it”

[Xain]”Are you sure Nero”

[Nero]”I’m sure”

[Xain]”If you want we’re here”

[Nero]”Look, leave it be, if you guys want to know I tell you another time.”

*A loud thump is heard*

*Victor fell on the floor*

[Victor]”Aww shit, I need help”

[Nero]”Damn Victor, all you russians.. all you guys do is drink”

[Victor]”Hey, some of us may drink, but when the time comes we still kick ass.. sober or not”

[Nero]”Well Victor, do what you do.. just don’t f*ck up when doing it”

[Victor]”I’ll try not to my friend”

*They both have a round of beer*

[Voice]”Nero Nero Nero”

[Nero]”What the”

[Voice]”Sam Sam Sam she’s coming coming coming”

[Nero]”What the f*ck”

*Nero walks out and sees nothing*

*he looks around and sees a stack of boxes and on top was a teddy bear*

[Nero]”Oh no”

[samantha]”hahahahah you thought you could slip through my grasp, you were very very wrong”

*element rocks teleport into the town and the undead start to rise*

*A Thunderstorm starts to brew up in the sky*

[Charles]”We heard the commotion, we need weapons”

[samantha]”good luck, the only weapons you will receive are from my box, ohh it will be wonderful to watch you die”

[Nero]”You think your so scary don’t you sam, none of use are scared of you and will fight you and richtofen till the end so if anyone needs the the luck.. its you”

[samantha]”We’ll see about that”

[Xain]”You’re stubborn like a mule you know”

[Nero]”Yeah, and I kick like one to”

*the undead are closing in*

*The box appears in the bar*

[Nero]”Charles, Xain get the civilians in the bar and protect them Victor your with me”

[Charles, Xain]”got it”

[Victor]”Wait, we need weapons”

{bartender}”Señor’s catch”

*The bartenders throw weapons to them*

*they acquired*

*1873 Calvary Pistols*

*And M1892 Lever Action Rifles*

*They are ready to defend this town*

*A little tune can be heard*

*This song is to represent the voice/guardian angle watching over Nero, who this angle is will be reveled in part 3*

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*Nero and Victor are fighting off the undead with these minor weapons*

[samantha]” ‘Yawn’ this is getting very tiresome just go”

*A teleporter appears*

[Nero]”Well, thank you sam, that was easier then I thought”

[samantha]”but there is a choice you can leave but this town will burn if you do”

[Victor]”Shit there’s always a catch”

[Nero]”Wait you hear that”

*Horses are heard in the distance*

*The Mexican army arrives and starts destroying any undead in there path*

{Mexican army solider}”Don’t worry señor’s, we got this.. Go”

[Nero]”thank you, come on guys.. lets go”

*Everyone is in the teleporter and its powering up*

*A horse goes berserk and charges for Nero*

[Xain]”Nero look out”

[Nero]”oh shit”

*The horse head buts Nero to the wall of the teleporter*

*They teleport*

Are Hero’s escaped what was paradise then turned to a nightmare.. the town was able to retain safety for the undead stopped coming when they teleported.. they have teleported to god knows where but the location will be known soon.. the years passed and the town regain strength.. the citizens of the town started a tale about Nero and it became a known tale to the town for years ‘ The Legend of El Burro ’..

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[Vodstok]

keep writing this or...

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[ivanturpin]

Hi there, I am just looking online for the leading causes of death in the all over world. well, This thread is also interesting. Thanks for sharing this.

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[General Dempsey]

Part 3: Memory Lane

[Nero]”You know, life is a f*cking bitch, I’m mean you get born have a good little time as a toddler but then you grow up and have to school and learn usless bullshit and for what, I started a family and all I use is math and grammar. I have a beautiful wife and a great son, got married when I was 19, Karliah, Karliah, she was a beautiful woman, long blonde hair, pretty blue eyes, when I saw her she was mine.. Karliah Jane Woodhaven, We expressed our love and now we a our loving son Kaidan, hehe those two were the greatest but then the war came. World War II, not a pretty war. I didn’t want to go but my father died in World War 1 and I had to avenge him. When I was 15 I ran with a gang and we terrorized people, soon I couldn't handle it any more so I left. Before war came to me my old crew found me and killed my wife and son. Its not a great thing to come home and see your family killed right in front of you. I ran to my bedroom and grabbed my M1911 and killed them all. I had to bury my f*cking family. After that I went and signed up for the army in hope that some freaking jap would kill me. But, that’s where life becomes a bitch again, there was no enemy that could kill me and cause of my war efforts I get assigned a top secret mission by the president of the united states of America, Franklin D. Roosevelt, to see what the nazi’s are up to. So me and a small team disguise are selves as Germans and we’re sent to a facility in japan and there was some f*cked up shit there. Element 115, the living dead, nothing I’ve never seen. So now I’m with a crew I formed and we’re trying to stop this nightmare.. But don’t worry about me, in this part of the story I’m unconscious and my dear friends try to use some machine that I don’t even know where it came from but you will learn soon…

*Teleporting noise*

[Xain]”Oh shit, Nero where are you”

[Victor]”I got him over here, he’s not waking up”

[Xain]”Nero, get up, get up”

*Charles examines Nero*

[Charles]”It seems he is unconscious, he’s going to be out for a long time”

[Victor]”F*ck that we need to get him up now”

[Xain]”Charlie, is there a way to revive him”

[Charles]”there’s one way”

*Charles pulls out a machine from his combat bag*

*Victor and Xain both have confused looks on there faces*

[Xain]”Ok what the f*ck is that and where did you”

[Charles]”I got it when we were at Der riese, It’s a device created to control zombies”

[Victor]”Well, how will it help”

[Charles]”It was designed to tap into the minds of the undead but in the end it failed, although before hand we tested it on living people. We had a man who was unconscious and he was in a state where he would not wake up for about 5 hours”

[Xain]”How did that happen”

[Charles]”A zombie hit him in the head with a bucket, any who it was successful on living subjects but not undead, so if I can make it worrkk! There it’s on now lets see what’s going on in Nero’s mind right now”

*They’re looking into his mind*

*Nero is reliving a memory in a dream*

*Date 1945, Las, Angeles, Monday 6:42 p.m., Nero’s home*

{Nero}”Honey, I’m home”

*there is silence*

{Nero}”Karliah, Kaiden”

*Some noises coming from the back room*

*Nero opens is and sees nothing*

{Nero}”What is going on”

*SMACK*

*Nero got hit over the head with a bat*

*He awakes to see his wife and son tied up along with him*

*His old crew is right in front of him*

{Nero}”Come on, guys I gave up on this please”

{Gang leader}”We been doing this gang shit for 2 years and you wanted out and we wouldn’t let you, then you had the balls to kill our old leader and take our money to start a family, you fucked us now we are going to f*ck you”

{Nero}”No, no please don’t hurt my family”

{Gang leader}”Well since you asked nicely”

*Two gun shots*

*Both Karliah and Kaiden have been shot*

{Nero}”No, NOOO!!”

*The gang laughed*

*Nero broke from his restraints and tackled the leader*

*They all began to shoot, Nero ran for his bedroom*

*He grabbed his fathers M1911*

*Nine bullets, Nine enemies, pew pew, all dead*

*He looked at the gun and remembered his father went through this as well, his father had his wife’s name scratched on the gun, Sally*

*He ran to his wife and child*

{Nero}”Karliah, Karliah!”

*No answer*

{Nero}”Kaiden, son answer!!”

*No answer*

*His family and his past are now dead and gone, he is all alone now*

*Nero scratched Karliah and Kaiden on the weapon*

END

[Xian]”Oh my god”

[Victor]”that was horrifying, to have your family.. I don’t want to speak right now”

[Charles]”Now I know why he didn’t want to speak”

[Xian]”look there’s more”

*Nero wakes up in a bed*

{Nero}”AAAHHHH!!, oh my god, Karliah, karliah!!”

{Karliah}”I’m here what’s wrong”

{Nero}”Your okay, your not dead”

{Karliah}”Why would I be”

{Nero}”Didn’t my old gang come here”

{Karliah}”No, don’t you remember, they’ve been dead for two years”

*Nero doesn’t know what’s going on, he remembers the gang, the undead, all of it but he is here, was it all a dream*

{Nero}”Where is Kaiden”

{Karliah}”He’s eating his breakfast, you should do the same”

{Nero}”Yeah, yeah I will in a minute”

{Karliah}”Are you sure you’re ok”

{Nero}”Yeah, I’m fine”

*Nero goes to his safe and grabs his M1911 and examines it*

*Its still says Karliah and Kaiden on it*

*Nero doesn’t what’s happening but he’s playing along*

*Nero goes down for breakfest*

{Nero}”Kaiden, My son how are you today”

{Kaiden}”I’m great father”

{Karliah}”Would you like your breakfest”

{Nero}”yes dear”

{Nero}”So kaiden how has school been treating, Oh my f*cking god”

{Richtofen}”Hello, dead meat hahahah”

*Richtofen fads away*

*A snow storm is brewing outside*

*Karliah came back with a plate and on it was Nero’s M1911*

{Karliah}”Come on lets go”

{Nero}”Wait wait wait, what’s going on here”

{Karliah}”this a dream Nero, I’m actually dead but I’m here in spirit form”

{Nero}”Wait, were you the voice I was hearing in that town before Samantha came”

{Karliah}”Yes, I was, but that’s not important right now, your unconscious and sam has tapped into your mind and creating zombie images in your mind, if you die here you will be stuck here for a long time”

{Nero}”So how do I get out”

{Karliah}”I believe your friends are already working on it”

{Nero}”what”

[Charles]”Nero, if you can hear me I have a device that will allow to escape you just need to hold till its up and running, I will also send Xain and Victor into your mind for back up”

[Victor]”Wait, how are you going to do that”

[Charles]”like this”

*Smack*

*He knocks both Victor and Xain out*

*He attaches the device to both of them*

[Xain]”Oh, my head”

[Victor]”Oh, mine to”

{Nero}”Hey Victor, Hey Xain, its been a while”

[Xain]”Likewise so Charlie what do we do”

[Charles]”While I power up the device just hold off the best you can and you guys will be out in no time”

*A mystery box appears*

{Nero}”I think we can handle that”

[Victor]”Well lets f*cking do this”

{Nero}”Oh and guys, thanks”

[Xain]”Your basically our brother now, we won’t leave you”

{Karliah}”Lets get to work shall we”

{Nero}”Yes dear”

*Everyone uses the box and equips themselves to fight off the hoard*

*Nero acquires the wonder weapon as usual, and the wounder weapon is the Scavanger*

[Victor]”Why does Nero always get the good shit”

{Nero}”My mind, my gun, and I do say its f*cking sexy”

[Victor]”but every other time you get the good shit, its like the main character of a story or something”

[Xain]”Please Victor, if this was a story he wouldn’t be this lucky”

{Karliah}”Can we focus on the matter at hand”

{Nero}”Sorry, dear”

*Everyone is ready to fight the hoard to there last breath, A small tune can be heard*

*This song represents Nero’s feelings to Karliah*

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*There holding off the best they can against the hoard but hoard is breaking through*

{Nero}”Hey Charlie, is it ready yet”

[Xain]”yeah I don’t feel like dieing”

[Charles]”Its powering up but not fast enough its need like some sort of boost to go faster”

*A zombie appears and it resembles Nero*

*It’s a 7 foot tall zombies with a pole that has electricity flowing though it ‘hint’ ’hint’*

{Nero}”Maybe”

*Nero charges for the zombie with the Scavanger and shoots it like no tomorrow*

*The zombie begins to spark then in seconds explodes and a sonic wave a electricity is blown which traveled through there bodies in the device which power it up to max*

{Nero}”Hey Charlie, did that work”

[Charles]”Well I be damned it did, ok you guys are being pulled out in 3, 2, 1”

*Everything turns white*

*They awake*

[discover of truths]

KEEP WRITEING THERE MUST BE A ENDING TO THE MADNESS!!!

[General Dempsey]

Chapter 3, Part 1: Vorkuta

[Victor]”ahh ok hold on, let me sit down ahh there we go alright now as all you random people may know, my name is Victor, I’m Russian, I love vodka, I kill the undead for a living with Nero and the others, and well that’s me in a nutshell but all this has been going to shit lately, going to a capitalist pig army base filled with undead, ending up in civil war and some town in Mexico then we end up in Nero’s head, I’m still trying to comprehend how that happened, but anyway we are now in good old mother Russia in some mining camp place thing whatever but there’s something else here they were mining I’ve got a hunch for these thing.”

*They awake from there sleep*

[Victor]”oohh shit ‘fart’ my head”

[Xain]”oh mine as well ‘sniff’ ’sniff’ aw aww Victor jesus”

[Victor]”what, its normal to fart”

[Charles]”still Victor, it smells like you shit your pants”

*Victor checks his pants*

[Victor]”probably cause I did, hold on I’ll go change my underwear”

*Nero wakes up*

[Nero]”oohh, ok what did I miss and why does it smell like shit”

[Xain]”cause victor shit himself”

[Nero]”god damn Victor”

[Victor]”ok I changed my underwear”

[Nero]”aaa Victor that’s not your underwear”

[Victor]”then who’s are they”

[Nero]”mine”

[Victor]”oh shit”

[Nero]”yeah, you keep them”

[Charles]”as I was trying to say before the shit storm, no pun intended, are you feeling alright Nero”

[Nero]”yeah I’m fine, Charlie, you know how to do wonders”

[Charles]”duh winning”

[Nero]”now back to the matter at hand, where are we”

[Charles]”well by my calculations”

[everyone]”shut up!!!”

[Victor]”ok Charles your are friend and all but every damn time you say that”

[Charles]”well ssoorryy, maybe you would like to do all the technical things around here while I kick back and enjoy some tea”

[Victor]”I’m was just saying, no need to get all pissy”

[Nero]”enough, both of you, lets just look around instead of bitching around, now lets just figure out where we are”

[Xain]”I found a sign”

[Nero]”well, that was fast”

[Charles]”ok lets see we are at some place called Vorkuta”

[Victor]”Vorkuta, no wonder this place felt so familiar”

[Nero]”have you been here before”

[Victor]”yes, a long time ago”

*Victor relives his memories at Vorkuta*

[Victor]”The Vorkuta Gulag, this place was a Soviet prison camp and they would make the prisoners mine coal all day, having to live in mines and if you mess up one thing the guard would beat you until you got it right, 1943 I was in the army and I was assigned to Vorkuta to be a guard and the things I had to do, almost every day I would have to beat a prisoner for doing a sloppy job or not doing the work. One day I was told to kill a prisoner cause he didn’t as much coal as everyone else, they gave me a shotgun and said kill him.”

September 4, 1943

Vorkuta Gulag, Russia

Victor Zhukov

4:53 P.M.

*Victor is just walking around the mines*

*Victor sees a guard beating a prisoner*

{Guard}” ‘SMACK’ this is for slacking off”

{Prisoner}” ‘BEATEN’ I’m sorry ‘BEATEN’ I’m sorry ‘BEATEN’ ”

[Victor]”what’s going on here”

{Guard}”ah hey Victor, I’m just teaching ‘SMACK’ this prisoner a lesson”

[Victor]”maybe you should lay off a bit”

{Prisoner}”YES, yes listen to your guard friend”

{Guard}”shut up you bum, why should I did you know what he did”

[Victor]”oh I would love to hear this”

{Prisoner}”please sir I did nothing wrong”

{Guard}”shut up ‘SMACK’, for the past month he has been doing less work and with him slacking off we’re behind schedule”

{Prisoner}”you and all the guards are the reason I’m behind, everyday me and every other prisoner is beaten and we are sick off this bullshit”

{Guard}”shut it, I’ve had enough of you”

*Guard loads a shotgun*

{Guard}”here Victor, I’ll let you do the honors”

[Victor]”what”

{Guard}”he’s going to die, your going to kill him”

[Victor]”I don’t think he should die cause of one little mistake”

{Guard}”I am a higher rank than you that means you do what I say, now kill him or I kill both of you!!”

*Victor readies the shotgun and point it at the prisoner*

*the prisoner is filled with fear*

*Victor turns around and aims at the guard*

* ‘boom’ the guard lays dead*

*all the Vorkuta guards surrounded Victor and the prisonser*

[Victor]”that prisoner did not deserve to die for one little mistake so why not deal with the real problem, I shot that guard right on the spot but only to have every guard in the whole damn place on my ass, luckily for me I wasn’t killed as you can tell and I was made a prisoner. A whole year pass since then ‘incident’ and that prisoner I saved died later on from all the fumes in the mines. Later I was able to escape thanks to an old friend”

November 2, 1944

Vorkuta Gulag, Russia

Victor Zhukov

11:15 A.M.

*Victor is working peacefully in the mines*

{Guard}”Victor Zhukov”

[Victor]”yes sir”

{Guard}”come with me, you have a visitor”

[Victor]”a visitor, did you know who it is”

{Guard}”he wouldn’t say he just said that he was an old friend”

*Victor and the guard walk to the visitors center*

{Guard}”here we are, enjoy your time”

[Victor]”is that, Nikolai my friend”

{Nikolai}”hehe how are you doing my friend”

[Victor]”do I have to answer that”

{Nikolai}”no, I think I can already tell, come lets sit we can share a bottle of vodka”

[Victor]”Nikolai Belinski sharing a bottle of Vodka, who are you and what have you done with the real Nikolai”

{Nikolai}”ah shut up, it’s a special occasion”

[Victor]”so what’s the occasion”

*They both take a shot of Vodka*

*Nikolai passes him a folded piece of paper*

*Victor unfolds the paper*

[Victor]”Nikolai what’s this”

{Nikolai}”these are plan to help you escape from this place”

[Victor]”Nikolai you do know how risky this is right”

{Nikolai}”don’t worry I have everything under control just go to this spot and everything will be fine”

{Guard}”visiting time is up”

{Nikolai}”remember my friend that spot”

[Victor]”goodbye Nikolai”

{Nikolai}”for now”

*Victor goes to the spot of Nikolai’s description*

*Victor notices someone is digging through the wall*

{Soldier}”Victor Zhukov”

[Victor]”yes, I assuming your with Nikolai”

{Soldier}”yes I am we are part of the marines and we are sending you to America”

[Victor]”America, why?”

{Soldier}”you’ve been branded an enemy of Russia so we’ll take you to America, you’ll be safe there.”

[Victor]”ok, you lead the way”

*Victor and the solider make there way out of Vorkuta*

*Nikolai and another soldier are waiting with another car*

{Nikolai}”I told you I had it under control”

*three armored Russian trucks are coming towards them*

[Victor]”I’m not so sure about that get in the car”

*they drive and drive till they make it to the destination, and getting shot at wasn’t helping either*

*they arrive at the plane*

{Soldier}”get on the plane go go go”

*Nikolai and another soldier are heading for a another plane*

{Nikolai}”goodbye my friend we’ll meet again”

[Victor]”where are you going”

{Nikolai}”the war calls me, we will take back honor for russia”

[Victor]”goodbye my friend”

*End*

[Nero]”and then you live I America for a year and here you are”

[Victor]”that is correct my friend”

[Xain]”that’s not fair, you become the enemy of your country cause you wouldn’t kill a defenseless man”

[Victor]”yup”

[Nero]”I’m very sorry Victor”

[Victor]”It’s all right my friend now lets get back to the task at hand, wait I remember something”

[Charles]”what is it Victor”

[Victor]”you guys know what the element 115 rocks look like right”

[Nero]”of course”

[Victor]”when I was locked up here I remember them bringing in a 8ft tall rock that looked like one”

[Charles]”you mean like that”

*Everyone observes the giant 115 rock*

[Nero]”I think there’s going to be zombies in 3.. 2.. 1..”

*There is moaning and screaming heard everywhere, the undead hoard had arrived*

[Nero]”Called it”

[Victor]”quickly everyone, I remember a armory not to far from here”

[Nero]”oh now your talking guns here I come”

*they all follow Victor to the armory*

*they arrive to the armory and close the gates so the undead can not enter*

*there is at least a hundred gun in there*

[Nero]”Its like I died and have gone to heaven ‘sniff’ I think I need a tissue”

[Xain]”Nero, there just guns”

[Nero]”but there so beautiful”

[Victor]”I agree”

[Charles]”come on lets get ready to find our way out of here”

[samantha]”do you think you get all these weapons that easily”

*every weapon in the armory disappears*

[Nero]”NNNooo, why do you always take the things we need”

*the mystery box appears*

[Xain]”at least see left the box”

[Nero]”lets armor up”

*they all take there tries at the box*

*Victor obtains the Thunder Gun*

[Victor]”well, well, well”

[Victor]”its about time some else received the wonder gun and thank god it was me”

[Nero]”hey it’s not my fault the box loves me”

[Charles]”that’s why you got a knife”

[Nero, Xain]”hey, don’t mess with the knife”

[Nero]”especially a knife you can shoot, and I still have a MP5 so yeah shut up”

[Victor]”now if there still there we can take some cars out of here and go to a Russian science lab about 5 miles from here which might contain things to use against the undead”

[Nero]”is everyone ready”

[everyone]”yes”

[Nero]”lets do this”

*they pull the switch which slowly opens the gate*

*A syrin goes off then a song can be*

*This song represents how Samantha is an unstoppable force and with the undead at her side she is the master of war*

* 0:54 to 1:05 and 1:51 to 2:02 is from Nero’s view the rest is Samantha’s*

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*the undead are pouring into the armor and they’re just drilling through them*

*for the reader, take the time to imagine a epic fight sequence*

[Nero]”Victor, are we there yet”

[Victor]”hold on just keep moving I sure we’re almost there, look look there they are”

[Nero]”alright go go go”

*there moving as fast as they can*

*getting closer*

*almost there*

*you made it*

[samantha]”oh no”

*all the car’s explode, sad face*

[Nero]”are you kidding me, are.. you.. kidding.. me!!”

[Xain]”well looks like we’re dead”

[samantha]”I feel like playing a game somewhere else, and I know just the place”

[Charles]”aww shit”

*A teleporter noise is heard*

[General Dempsey]

Author note: Sorry if I haven't done one in a while I've been doing school related stuff here and there so I never had the time but since its my spring break here you go...

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Part 2: In the jungle, the mighty jungle

[Xain]"Well, has you all we're in the greatest bullsh*t of a predicament in human history.. Zombies everywhere, world in utter chaos, and all of this was cause by a crazy sadistic doctor and a little girl, this sounds like some f*cked up story from a movie or a game no way it could be real but sadly it is.. Its not so bad I managed to make new friends along this way and I'm with the best damn leader I've seen in a while.. Nero Woodhaven, he is quite a man that one.. He's brave, cunning, and will not stop until he finishes his mission.. The only other person I know who showed those traits before was takeo.. the only reason I agreed to do this was so I could save takeo from damnation but now I feel there is another reason. For the short time been with the three of them I have shortly grown a friendship with them, even charles has much as he pisses me off, but ever since we ended up in that mexican village I saw a different side of Nero, loneliness.. He lost he family to a gang we wanted to forget and then he wife appears out of nowhere as a spirit in his mind.. I remember him telling use that at the shi no numa facility he lost his entire band of marines to the undead and all of them were close friends from his childhood.. I dont think he is here to stop this, I think he came here to die.. All the stories he told me were of sadness and loneliness and... and I think I'm falling for him.. It sounds stupid but when I look at him my heart pounds and I can't figure out if its because of I feel sorry for him or all the times he has saved my ass but I don't know and.. f*ck it lets just go.."

*A loud teleporter noise is heard*

*Everyone looks around and sees that there in a jungle*

[Nero]"gee 'yawn' I wounder where we are"

[Charles]".............."

[Nero]"what, you're not going to say your famous line"

[Charles]"no"

[Victor]"nothing"

[Charles]"nope"

[Xain]"who are you and what have you done with charlie"

[Charles]"he's right here, he's just thinking"

[Nero]"about"

[Charles]"none of your concern"

[Nero]"what's with you are you mad at me"

[Charles]"a little"

[Nero]"what did I do"

[Charles]"I'll you what you did we came here to stop the world from becoming filled with chaos and all we have been doing is going to random ass places that serve no purpose and we are probably going to fail since we have wasted so much f*cking time"

[Nero]"do you think I chose to go to all those places, I'm trying to get us to the correct place to stop the madness but it's little hard when you have zombies on your ass and some f*cked up girl teleporting us everywhere so don't look at me like its my f*cking fault"

[Charles]"It is your fault"

[Xain]"hey charlie if I may interrupt but SHUT THE F*CK UP"

[Charles]"excuses me"

[Xain]"all the time you find something amiss and all the time I have to put you in your place and right now it get to do it again"

[Charles]"I just speaking my mind you Japanese whore"

*BOOM Xain punches him right in the face*

[Xain]"I've been wanting to do that"

[Nero]"Xain, stand down"

[Xain]"yes, Nero"

*Nero walks over to charles who is currently on the floor*

*Nero points his M1911 to charles head*

[Charles]"are you serious"

[Nero]"Charlie, do me a favor and think for a minute about what we are doing.. We form our little team a while back and I told you everything you need to know so why would I try to take us to the places we've been to why would I try to get us killed. What we are doing is for the good of humanity and probably the only hope for humanity and you think I'm trying to kill us. Look at what we have done we ended up at the mexican village and we saved them,we found what richtofen's true intentions are and so on.. This is a suicide mission and we all knew this when going into the teleporter.. Maybe we will die maybe we won't but *Turns gun as if he was handing it to him* if we don't start acting like a team then we have already failed *Puts his gun away and tries to help him up* so, what do you say, my friend"

[Charles]"alright, you've made your point"

[Victor]"ok we all have made nice nice again so how about we figure a way out of here"

[Nero]"Well for one we are in some sort of temple that's plain obvious and it seem's people lived here before since there's only like two or three houses so it can't be that big so how about we split into two so we can cover more ground.. sound like a plan"

[Everyone]"yes"

[Nero]"alright charles your with me victor, xain you two go that way"

[Everyone]"yes Nero"

*They split*

*story side{Xain and Victor}*

[Victor]"so Xain is this what all of japan looks"

[Xain]"some parts maybe I wouldn't really know I was born and raised in the city all I saw was building"

*Xain has a nervous look on here face*

[Victor]"Xain, is everything alright"

[Xain]"yes and no, Victor can I ask you something has a friend"

[Victor]"of course what is it"

[Xain]"have you ever like someone I mean like like"

[Victor]"Well no but why would you.. oh I see what's going on here you like the big old tough russian I know I know I'm adorable but"

[Xain]"Its not you dumbass"

[Victor]"Well its not me and I'm sure as hell it's not Charlie so you have it in for Nero, you do realize he still loves his dead wife and managed to come into contact with her which I am still trying to figure out how"

[Xain]"He is a brave courageous man who has been alone for a while and has lost everything and from our short time together I've managed to have an interest in him but I'm scared to tell him"

[Victor]"did you not hear me he's still in love with his dead wife but you're welcome to try"

[Xain]"but, what do I say"

[Victor]"just tell him how you feel"

[Xain]"just tell him"

[Victor]"yeah, what could happen he trusts you and if you tell him and he says no he'll still treat you like a friend its not like he won't be able to speak to you I know his type he'll like you no matter what you say"

[Xain]"alright, I'll take your word on it"

*story side{Nero and Charles}*

[Nero]"hey Charlie can I ask you something, important"

[Charles]"sure, what is it"

[Nero]"has Xain been acting strange lately"

[Charles]"what do you mean"

[Nero]"she keeps giving me a look or something and she can't seem to talk to me correctly.. Did I make her mad or something"

[Charles]"you really don't know do you"

[Nero]"what"

[Charles]"she likes you, more then a friend"

[Nero]"what, bullsh*t how do know"

[Charles]"the way she looks at you when you get near you, how she always tries to get herself near you.. Its all in her body language"

[Nero]"If what you say is true then maybe it would hurt to tell her that I feel the same way"

[Charles]"What about your wife, she contacted you from the dream"

[Nero]"I know that was you"

[Charles]"what are you talking about *he has a nervous look on his face*"

[Nero]"My wife was not a morning person and she would wake up around twelve and I would be the one to make breakfast for kaidan.. in the dream it was nine and she was up before me, and her eyes were blue in the dream they were brown like yours"

[Charles]"alright I did that to help you snap out of it and look it worked"

[Nero]"I'm just saying if I know my wife she would want me to be happy"

[Charles]"so when are you going to tell her"

[Nero]"when we're out of here and somewhere else so for now lets keep going"

*They walk into a room filled with dead bodies and boars*

[Nero]"Holy sh*t what in gods name happened here"

[Charles]"I don't know but we need to get out of here before sam does random sh*t again..Nero..... NERO!!"

[Nero]"Yeah I'm right here and guess what I managed to find a conveniently place gersch device lying around so we can leave now

[Charles]"What"

[Nero]"that means sam heard you and she put this here to give use a chance so lets use that chance ok"

*The cave started to shake and the undead started to rise*

*I think its time to GTFO*

[Nero]"move, now"

*there both running to the court yard and met up with the other two*

*and don't worry they brought guns so no need for that silly box*

[Nero]"lets go guys we're getting out of here"

[Xain]"wait Nero I have to tell you something"

*Zombie moans can be heard from everywhere*

[samantha]"did you really think it was going to be that easy my little prey"

[Nero]"not right now here take this and move up the stairs now go, go ,go"

[Victor]"Nero we all have our guns now what

[Nero]"Charlie, are you ready to set where we are going

[Charles]"yes, where are we going"

[Nero]"Area 51"

[Charles]"what, what are we going to find there"

[Nero]"just trust me"

*everyone nods there heads and are ready for the fight

*can you guess what happens now, oh I'll just tell you they start shooting the undead and.. and.. wait for it.. wait for it.. they get a carpenter yyyeeeaaahhhh*

[Nero]"carpenter, oh hell no I got this"

*well it seems he pulled out a hacking device*

[Xain]"where the hell did you get that

[Nero]"I built it when we were in vorkuta

[Everyone]"??????"

[Victor]"when"

[Nero]"right before the battle"

[Victor]"why were we not informed"

[Nero]"cause we had zombies to kill and it does not matter since im using now

*Well, it seems Nero acquired a death machine from being such a hacker*

*Not to interrupt but I'm writing this story and I said it was a carpenter*

[Nero]"Well I say its a death machine.. GOT IT"

*Well, somebody's a Mr. pushy pants.. Ok he changed it to a death machine*

*continue*

[Victor]"Well, now that you have a death machine now what"

[Nero]"while charlie does that we continue to kill these undead assholes who are about to surround us and we should start shooting now"

*Well after Nero was being such a pushy pants here's the hidden song they are going to listen to since its the end of this part of the chapter, that's how you can tell its the end of the part since that's how every other freaken part ended!!*

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*As always just imagine an epic fight sequence with a death machine and guns and zombie etc... and while you do that I'll be here not doing much*

*la la la do do do stab stab stab le le le I forgot to wear underwear la la la*

*oh are you finished, good you can go back to the story now*

[Nero]"Charlie how's it coming, my death machine just ran out"

[Victor]"yeah my guns are running out"

[Charles]"just about.. there go go go"

*everyone is stand on it*

[Nero]"charlie, nothing's happening"

[Charles]"I know I know"

[Xain]"come on charlie, hurry"

[Charles]"try now"

[Victor]"If it doesn't work now we're f*cked

[Nero]"cross your fingers"

*Nero pushes the button*

*A large teleporter noise is heard*

[samantha]"God dammit I wish they would stop doing that"