The Satirical End of the Zombies Storyline

[MysteryMachineX]

The rockets hit the Earth. Huge cataclysms were created, a huge hole in the Earth. Many more surrounding it. Debris was in the air. Life as we knew it had ended. All that remained were Zombies.

"Holy crap. All that work and all we did was blow up the Earth? What the...," Tank said.

"Ha! Ninth wife was killed when I blew up the Earth! I can't top that!" Nikolai interjected.

"I promised I would destroy every last remnant of 935!" Takeo mused.

"I want my body back, and I will make that evil Richtofen PAY for what he has done!" Samantha screamed.

Hours went by. The four fought against the Zombies, using all of their might, all of their gunpowder, and all of their cunning against the undead. They fought relentlessly against the Zombie hordes, with the occasional crawler break, managing their points wisely. And then. Tank killed the last Zombie on the Moon.

"Ah ha! Take that, meatsack! Wait a minute. Was that the end of the Round?"

"Then why has the next Round not begun?" answered Takeo.

"Vodka!" said Nikolai.

"I think that was the last toy," said the creepy Samantha, inside Richtofen's discarded body.

"Wait, was that the last Zombie? Are we done? How could that be?" Tank asked.

"Simple. We are on the Moon. The only dead that can possibly rise here are the dead members of Griffin Station. We just killed last one," said Takeo, wisely.

"What do we do now?" asked Nikolai.

"Well we can't go back to Earth as it is," answered Tank.

"Then I guess we will stay right here," said Samantha.

"We have no choice," Takeo said.

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*Montage Music plays*

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"Seriously. Seriously, Maxis? I thought I deleted you!" yelled Richtofen.

"Sorry, Richtofen. They restored me with three games of Simon Says," echoed the Maxis A.I.

"Curse that addicting game! Well you already ruined my plans. If you don't mind, I'm not going to bother with you guys. Rot your lives away here. I'm gonna play with my minions," replied Richtofen.

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"So, Sam, what's for dinner tonight?" Tank said.

"DO YOU THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I AM A GIRL THAT I WILL COOK FOR YOU?!!! Okay," said Samantha.

Later, she comes back.

"We have Zombie STEAK with a side of Biodome leaves. Do you want yours normal or Phasing?" Samantha said.

"I'll pass," Tank said.

"There's nothing else," Takeo replied, looking at his plate.

Nikolai scarfed down his meal.

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"Move Queen to B4," said the Maxis A.I, "Checkmate."

"Very good, Doctor," said Takeo.

"Not bad yourself. I should never have let Edward torture you."

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"NO NO NO NO NOOO NOOOOO!" screamed Nikolai.

"Poor Nikky, what's the problem?" asked Takeo.

"I hate you!" Nikolai replied.

"Just tell me Nikolai," Takeo said.

"I am out of vodka," Nikolai said.

"Did you check the reserves?" Tank said.

"There are none!" Nikolai said.

"Crap, man," Tank said.

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"No no no no no NO!!!! It did not say 'Simon Says'!" yelled Samantha.

"This one doesn't work like tha-" Tank said.

"Well you try!" Nikolai interrupted.

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"Dempsey, I'm heading over to the Receiving Bay for quick nap. Watch these two," Takeo said.

"No prob, Tak. Don't forget your helmet when going through Tunnel 6," Tank said.

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"Guys guys guys! Deadshot Daiquiri has alcohol in it!!! I can get drunk again!" Nikolai hollered.

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Samantha just returned from a good slay-fest at No Man's Land.

"The PM63 room is MINE!!! I will decorate it with these guys' heads." She was carrying Zombie skulls.

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Takeo looks up at Earth.

"Hey guys, I think the world's gravity is giving in. Earth's getting bigger."

Tank said, "Woah, would you look at that. Pretty fast too. Woah. You see that? Woah. Bigger. Faster. Oh no. OHHH NNN-"

The End? *Happy music plays.*

[Tankeo Dempsaki]

Lol. Just lol.

[MysteryMachineX]

Oh, hey. Someone actually posted on this

Thank you. I know it is kinda corny, but it's funny in my head. That counts for something right? :P

[Tankeo Dempsaki]

The wierd part is, it actually sounds like stuff they'd say.