What's the funniest thing that happened to you in zombies?

[Alter72]

I'll go first.

My group (Fraggots) was on Der Riese after a brutal and profitable match we were at the pack a punch machine, I got my L115, our commander got his predator and our runner got his phantom from it. Our gunner puts his ray gun in it, but then suddenly for no reason the next round starts.

Fraggot Commander: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! GET TO THE BASE!

Everyone abandons our gunner who is swarmed from all 3 sides. I then turn around, dive in and save him. When we go back to the machine his ray gun is gone and all he has is an M16. So when we get to the base this is what happened in order.

1. Our runner can't handle the sheer amount of zombies and throws a monkey, the zombies make a ring around him and box him in. He shrieks and can't push through the zombies AND he is standing on the monkey, long story short: he gets blown to hell then mobbed.

2. About every zombie in the world runs through the small door our gunner is standing in, he doesn't even hold him for half a second, it looked like he got trampled.

3. Our commander desperately yells at me to save him, I sit back and laugh while he tries to hold back 50 zombies with a specter and cobra.

4. By now there's so many zombies on the catwalk I shot randomly and got 10 kill, no joke. I laugh uncontrollably as 20 zombies squeeze into the mesh room and maul me.

Everyone rages at me for not making a miracle, they freak out and play MW3, I'm say DAMMIT, THIS CALLS FOR GOLDENEYE RELOADED. I laugh at their pathetic attempt to make me play MW2.1.

[Superhands]

Very amusing post

There are plenty of funny moments in these games, particluarly if you grab a friend, get into a game with some randoms and 'troll' the crap out of them

Example, playing Nacht with Tom and 2 randoms:

Where is Juggernog on this map?

You have to spin a 360 and knife the Mule Kick machine before you buy it, and it will give you Juggernog. There's also a glitch that you can get outside the map, and you can get a perk bottle from the plane that gives you Juggernog.

OMFG noobs...

[Shooter]

Ahh, just thinking back on all the times I opened the bottom lighthouse door on CotD when kids were glitching (Only after I have a pissed off Romero in tow of course). Hahaha, my ears still hurt from all that screaming they did at me :lol:

[TheSlushTurtle]

Trolling randoms

kino-get no kills all game and 18 revives,run around map when im last left in round 21 until they all quit

moon-run laps in NML until they all die i get jug and kill all but one zombie in round 1,and never kill it until they quit

also opening doors in round one :D

[Stop Mocking Me0]

One annoying kid was last left in call of the dead and I was down, then he said "freaking Harry potter sucks! Twighlight was way better... So I shot him with my upgraded blaistics knife and enjoyed the pain that all this stupid kid had to do was knife the box one last time to do the Easter egg...