Just for laughes-Reasons you stink

[Mr. Jay]

My game stinks.

I lived in denial for a while until NML. Despite posting somewhat respectable credentials I am really awful.

There were many indications in the past but I chose to ignore them. If you are not sure I got ten reasons you might stink.

1. You NEED Olympia by round 3.

2. You spectate more than you play

3. Your goal on NML is 80, and can't get it.

4. When your partners go down and you are the last person, you hear them whisper "game is over"

5. Your goal on any map is to PAP your Olympia.

6. You always have the most downs.

7. Your partner forego jug for quick revive.

8. You find yourself on Silentcrisis' video

9. You die on the monkey rounds. More than once it twice.

10. Your four year old daughter tells you "you stink daddy, go to sleep"

If you find more than a few apply to you then I'm sorry, you are as bad as me.

[way2g00d]

When your partners go down and you are the last person, you hear them whisper "game is over"

That one cracked me up Jay.. . I'll post some soon...