Possible Quotes (funny theory)

[xXExpertCoahXx]

Here are a few quotes I would love to see in the game:

Dempsey (ruined city map): Woah...LA got f'ed up. Better go grab myself a Winchester.

Hey! That bitch looks like a robot! What the hell is going on here?

Samantha looks pretty hot in that sergeant girls body...Maybe I should ask Maxis if I can take her on a date.

Samantha! Your not a little girl anymore! Or... At least not in size proportion and shit.

Haha! Holy shit! The Ray Gun is a Ray 'Machine' Gun! Where the hell are we?

Damn you Rictofen...Destroying my precious LA. I'm gonna kill that dick.

Nikolai. I found the Juggernog machine. Its not Vodka, but it sure as hell packs a punch.

Takeo...Stop taking all the Speed Cola. Calm the f**k down!

Ah shit. Looks like we're not in the 80s anymore ladies and gents!

Nikolai(ruined city map): Holy shit...Wheres my Vodka?

LA is gone! Maybe I can find some Vodka here...

What year is this? I can never tell anymore...

I miss the 60s (time of WaW maps) and now I miss the 80s. Someone give me anti-depressants.

Look! A Winchester! Better than its 80s brother the Olympia. Piece of shit...

You look like my wife with your synthetic arm zombitch!

Robotic zombies...Haha I love time-travel.

Takeo(ruined city map): What honor do you have robotic fiend?

Takeo loves the Speed Cola!

Speed Cola for the win! Haha...Ahem...I mean, what honor has you green drink!?

Samantha has grown quite well. Oh that's right...

Dempsey! Stop staring down that young girl. Houndish American...

Samantha(ruined city map): I feel great now that I have breast again.

Rictofen's body was so nasty!

Dempsey! Wait for me!

Dempsey has paid more attention to me now...I think he loves me!

Winchester...I f**king love this gun!

Sgt. Anderson's body makes me feel so big. Daddy look at me!

What has Rictofen done to my babies? Zombies! No more wires!

I haven't seen fluffys hell spawn lately...Maybe I should buy a robot puppy.

Oh how the 80s were so much better. Stupid MDT.

I color coded the characters names based on their color in game. Hope you guys found this entertaining and don't hesitate to leave a comment.

[Soul Reaper Marv]

These made me laugh^^, although I don't think that Samantha would talk like that. Y'know...this is not Japan lol.

[xXExpertCoahXx]

These made me laugh^^, although I don't think that Samantha would talk like that. Y'know...this is not Japan lol.

I guess I was trying to show how much the innocent girl she was matured during her troubling life. She was already saying damn and shit on MOON so I just uped it a little lol. Thanks for the feedback though :D

[Soul Reaper Marv]

Oh did she? Well, in that case I guess those quotes fit. I was just assuming that Samantha hardly aged(mentally and physically i.e her soul) because of all the theories about time traveling that might lead to the events of Black Ops II Zombies, I read about.

But I can totally see her being a badass in this game, it's always nice to have a badass female lead character.

[xXExpertCoahXx]

It actually made me wonder if we would be getting another female character who is a main aspect to the story. We had Samantha, but she wasn't playable until MOON and even then she wasn't female. We did have Sarah Michelle Gellar, but she wasn't important to the story...Just some added fodder to move the story along. Now with my hopes and dreams we will have a playable, female Samantha.

[bad karma]

Nikolai:

Okay, let me guess. We have to turn on the power. Again. Does ANYONE leave their power on for these things? Or leave out their vodka?

Takeo:

Power to the Emperor! And hopefully to the fuse box.

Dempsey:

No power: Check. Moaning freakbags: Check. I've got a pistol: Damn Check. This seems a bit deja vu, don't cha think?

Samantha:

Die Richtofen!

[Tacitus]

Quotes from buying guns could be implemented and other stuff like not being reloaded with a max ammo.

"MAX AMMO!"

Demp"Fucking hell! I didn't reload, why did you get it!?"

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*Nikolai buys the crappier gun off the wall on round 1*

Demp"Yo, Nik; why did you buy that off the wall? We can all agree that the *insert better gun here* is way better"

[xXExpertCoahXx]

Lol that would actually be hilarious if they added that. Nice ones.