Riddle Me This- CoDz Edition

[Naitrax]

Nope!

 

I am enjoying this.

 

Sometimes easy, sometimes hard.

I am the gateway to what you most desire.

4 grenades shall set you free,

Or else you face the wrath of she.

The 4 locations of the _ _ _ _ _

will help you pass through my domain.

[Tasha]

Dolls? Matryoshka Dolls?

[Naitrax]

My lord, I must have made this harder than I should of.

 

Sometimes easy, sometimes hard.

I am the gateway to what you most desire.

4 grenades shall set you free,

Or else you face the wrath of she.

The 4 locations of the _ _ _ _ _

will help you pass through my domain.

I am a physical location which keeps you confused.

A perk is located at my end, as is the power of fire.

[Tasha]

:-( Now you made me feel like I really suck at this. 

The Crazy Place !(?)

[Naitrax]

Nope.

 

I think I deserve a medal for this.

 

Sometimes easy, sometimes hard.

I am the gateway to what you most desire.

4 grenades shall set you free,

Or else you face the wrath of she.

The 4 locations of the _ _ _ _ _

will help you pass through my domain.

I am a physical location which keeps you confused.

A perk is located at my end, as is the power of fire.

There is a special reward to do with me and surviving within me.

 

If you can't get it now, then I just think I'm going to tell you.

[Tasha]

Merde, merde, merde ! The Maze !

[Naitrax]

Correct!

I now await my challenge.

[GameChanger]

I don't want to deprive Samara of her well-earned victory, but it has now been a week since she got it right. I don't know exactly the etiquette for this situation, but I think that's long enough for someone else to take the reigns.  If Samara has a problem with this, I'll simply delete my post.

 

My first clue is really vague, but my next ones will be easier. Think outside the box for this one.
 
Give me some elbow room, I need some elbow room
So I can boom shak-a-lak boom

[Delta]

Scavenger?

[GameChanger]

Nope.

 

I am only appreciated by Auden.

[ETEl2NAL407]

Claymore?

[GameChanger]

Claymore?

Nope.

 

I am in one of Da Lench Mob's most popular songs.

 

SpeedoMonkey can probably easily answer this one now

 

 

EDIT: Gettin' way too vague here so here something to speed things along

 

I am neither man nor monkey, even though  ____________________ works as a synonym.

[Naitrax]

AK-74u/47?

Cosmic Silverback?
Space Monkeys?

[GameChanger]

Nope nope nope, but that's good. You're narrowing it down by a lot.

 

Edit

 

title

[ETEl2NAL407]

guerilla/gorilla?

[GameChanger]

No, that would fall under the Primates section.

 

I know you all are probably thinking "C'mon, evil voices. Throw us a bone!" Just think waay outside the box and do some google-fu, and this riddle will finally be over.

 

EDIT: If it's not found by 5 answers, I'll stop giving you hazy hints and reveal the answer.

[ETEl2NAL407]

Magilla?

[GameChanger]

Nopers.

 

Someone pls answer right so this thread can be revived already

[PortlyLlama80]

Zombies?

[ETEl2NAL407]

Marijuana?

[Dahniska]

Eminem?
Just a shot in the dark here.

[GameChanger]

Nein. It's something that relates to Zombies guys. I'll give you guys maybe 2-3 guesses before I reveal my totally non-convoluted answer.

[Cheesegrater28]

I'm lost on this. I'm reading Lench Mob lyrics, Auden poems, and synonyms for Apes and every other primate word. 

 

So my guesses are The Mist, as in the fog, The Moon, and Buddha. Maybe Bananas. 

[ETEl2NAL407]

Mongoloid?

[GameChanger]

I'm lost on this. I'm reading Lench Mob lyrics, Auden poems, and synonyms for Apes and every other primate word. 

 

So my guesses are The Mist, as in the fog, The Moon, and Buddha. Maybe Bananas.

WUNDERBAR! You are now my favorite newbie!!!

 

 

Give me some elbow room, I need some elbow room

So I can boom shak-a-lak boom

 

This is a lyric of Gorillas in Tha Mist by Da Lench Mob. This was intentionally vague so it wouldn't end too fast.

 

I am only appreciated by Auden.

 

Mist/Fog is universally disliked by Zombie Fans. W.H. Auden's posthumous book of poems is titled "Thank You, Fog"

 

 

I am in one of Da Lench Mob's most popular songs.

 

Crappy clue, but another callback to the song title.

 

 

I am neither man nor monkey, even though  ____________________ works as a synonym.

The first letter of Mist is M. Mist can work as a synonym for fog.

 

Edit

 

title

 

title refers back to the "most popular songs" clue because I felt that one was way too unfair.

 

I know you all are probably thinking "C'mon, evil voices. Throw us a bone!" Just think waay outside the box and do some google-fu, and this riddle will finally be over.

 

EDIT: If it's not found by 5 answers, I'll stop giving you hazy hints and reveal the answer.

The quote is said by Misty. Hazy is also a another pretty-much-synonym for fog.

 

 

 

Seriously, you must be all kinds of clever if you could figure out that god awful riddle. Take this turn with pride, you truly deserve it.