Riddle Me This- CoDz Edition

[zombieman9]

I thought "Jump a mile" was referencing Shangri-La. The water geyser thing that shoots you up in the air next to the mine cart. I'm pretty sure the ak74u is next to there.

[JakeDuck]

Huh, that one was tough. C'mon Mega, let's see what you've got!

[zombieman9]

bump c'mon!

[GameChanger]

Well, since the thread's dead, it's time to revive it.

 

I'm a person who's always doing what Malukah sings about.

[Naitrax]

Stamin-up bottle guy?

[PortlyLlama80]

Samuel Stuhlinger?

[ETEl2NAL407]

Thor

[Cheesegrater28]

Brutus? Or that pesky Round 4 running zombie that always sneaks up and gets me when I'm still greedily trying to get knife kills.

[GameChanger]

Nein to all.

 

I really, really, like your arsenal.

[Delta]

Pentagon Thief.

[GameChanger]

Ding ding ding.

 

The Pentagon Thief is known to be in a constant sprint, and he loves your weapons so much he just takes them.

[Delta]

I'm one of the most important rules in realistic zombie movies.

This should be easy.

[Cheesegrater28]

Shoot them in the head.     Or that the old man and the rich guy are both guaranteed dead.

[ETEl2NAL407]

Cardio! Always run instead of fight.

[Delta]

Close, both of you. Eternal's getting the reference.

You do this to make sure it's dead.

I have changed.

[ETEl2NAL407]

Double Tap

[Delta]

Correct, Eternal. You may go.

[ETEl2NAL407]

In some crowds I am the best, in others I'm the least favorite.

[Doppelgänger]

Grenades? Semtex?

[Naitrax]

Nukes?

[thegoldenspork115]

The Sliquifier? Matryoshka Dolls? The Paralyzer?

[ETEl2NAL407]

I've completely forgotten about this riddle...Who's next?

[thegoldenspork115]

At this point i'm guessing its random. A rather abandoned thread here. XD

[Doppelgänger]

Time to revive this I suppose. 

Forward I move, 

Fast do I travel.

Use me right,

And I'll clear out the rabble. 

[anonymous]

the teleporter?