Corrupt-A-Wish

[Electric Jesus]

The beer is forever warm

I wish to record 5 shows at once

All spin-offs of Hannah Montana.

I wish for a cardboard box.

[Jew Feedz]

you get a wet soggy box

I wish for a fish

[Electric Jesus]

you get a wet soggy box

I wish for a fish

Great white shark.

I wish for the ability to shoot lasers our of my eyes.

[Jew Feedz]

the lasers melt your eyes and now you're blind

i wish to have my bills paid for the rest of my life

[thesneakysnake]

I wish for the ability to shoot lasers our of my eyes.

Your eyes never stop shooting lasers.

I wish pokemon existed in real life.

edit: and... i missed this one by a few minutes.

[Electric Jesus]

the lasers melt your eyes and now you're blind

i wish to have my bills paid for the rest of my life

Your bills are paid... IN BLOOOOD!!!!

I wish for the ability to shoot lasers our of my eyes.

Your eyes never stop shooting lasers.

I wish pokemon existed in real life.

edit: and... i missed this one by a few minutes.

The only pokemon that exist are level 1 magikarp.

I wish I could never die.

[deathb4di2h0nor]

You never die, but you are a turd in a fishbowl for everyone who ever lives to see and laugh at.

I wish for a Raichu.

[thesneakysnake]

I wish for a Raichu.

The Raichu is dead.

I wish that Steve Jobs was still alive.

[Jew Feedz]

He is an autistic man child who cant work an iPhone

I wish for a real friend :cry:

[Electric Jesus]

He is an autistic man child who cant work an iPhone

I wish for a real friend :cry:

Your real friend is an "autistic man child"

I wish I had 100 points in the hangman thread.

[Delta]

Granted, but many of the players claim hacks on you, making you leave in shame.

I wish for a flat-screen TV.

[Electric Jesus]

It is incompatible with video or audio input as well as cable television, satellite, or antenna, And it has no power cord.

I wish I could become invisible. (and not just when near girls. )

[Jew Feedz]

you can never become visible again

I wish i had Revolution right now!!!!

[Electric Jesus]

you can never become visible again

I wish i had Revolution right now!!!!

You can have the entire box set!

I wish I had Black ops 2 DLC # 1 "Revolution" right now!

[JakeDuck]

You get it at the moment of you submitting that post. It then goes away forever, lost in the past.

I wish my wishes would no longer be corrupted.

[Electric Jesus]

You get it at the moment of you submitting that post. It then goes away forever, lost in the past.

I wish my wishes would no longer be corrupted.

Your wishes can't be corrupted, Nor can you corrupt wishes. You are banned from this thread.

I wish I Had a real raygun from cod zombies.

[thesneakysnake]

I wish I Had a real raygun from cod zombies.

You have no Atomic Cold Cell batteries.

I wish my internet was faster.

[deathb4di2h0nor]

I wish I Had a real raygun from cod zombies.

You have no Atomic Cold Cell batteries.

I wish my internet was faster.

This thread is awesome.

Your internet runs faster, but only for your neighbor.

I wish for a million THC brownies.

[Jew Feedz]

You get them but one at a time and everytime you immediately drop them in a pile of dog sh*t

I wish for a brand new Xbox 360

[Electric Jesus]

You get them but one at a time and everytime you immediately drop them in a pile of dog sh*t

I wish for a brand new Xbox 360

It's brand new, but manufacturing defects render it damaged beyond use.

I wish for a pet kitty.

[thesneakysnake]

I wish for a pet kitty.

You receive your pet kitty and it is extremely cute, but when you go to sleep it turns into this

and tears you apart limb from limb.

I wish for world peace.

[deathb4di2h0nor]

I wish for a pet kitty.

You receive your pet kitty and it is extremely cute, but when you go to sleep it turns into this

and tears you apart limb from limb.

I wish for world peace.

The world becomes peaceful, but there is no atmosphere as soon as it happens.

I wish for another wish.

[Delta]

You are given that wish, but immediately after you get it it is stolen by a genie who has had someone wish for infinite wishes and needs to supply them.

I wish I had a cat.

[Jew Feedz]

you get a hungry lion

I wish i had some butter

[Electric Jesus]

You get a filthy chunk of buttery slime with no container.

I wish for Dat Ass.