Corrupt-A-Wish

[yellow-card8]

  Electric Jesus said:

You get a filthy chunk of buttery slime with no container.

I wish for Dat Ass.

You get Honey Boo Boo

I wish I could get any game I want

Regards Yellow-card8

[Electric Jesus]

  yellow-card8 said:

  Electric Jesus said:

You get a filthy chunk of buttery slime with no container.

I wish for Dat Ass.

You get Honey Boo Boo

I wish I could get any game I want

Regards Yellow-card8

Granted. You can get any deer or game fowl you want.

I wish I had a watermelon.

[JakeDuck]

You get a regular melon in a bucket of water.

I wish I were Willy Wonka.

[Delta]

Your chocolate factory goes bankrupt due to some little kid who won a contest.

You guys love this game, perhaps I should unveil some more I found.

I wish for a helicopter.

[Electric Jesus]

  vDeltaGamingv said:

Your chocolate factory goes bankrupt due to some little kid who won a contest.

You guys love this game, perhaps I should unveil some more I found.

I wish for a helicopter.

Granted. It has no landing equipment though! Good luck.

I wish for a .44 Magnum.

[thesneakysnake]

  Electric Jesus said:

I wish for a .44 Magnum.

General Shepherd comes to claim his .44 magnum, which is coincidentally the one given to you. He shoots you in the Chest and covers you in kerosene and proceeds to flick his lighted cigar onto your lifeless body.

I wish ps3/pc users didn't get dlc a month later than xbox players.

[Electric Jesus]

  thesneakysnake said:

  Electric Jesus said:

I wish for a .44 Magnum.

General Shepherd comes to claim his .44 magnum, which is coincidentally the one given to you. He shoots you in the Chest and covers you in kerosene and proceeds to flick his lighted cigar onto your lifeless body.

I wish ps3/pc users didn't get dlc a month later than xbox players.

Instead they get it 2 months late!

I wish i could go to the moon.

Edit: I mean we get it one month late. Grumble...

[Delta]

You teleport to the moon. With no oxygen. You then die.

I wish there were more than 4 DLCs for Black Ops II.

[Undead]

Cancel Revolution? Done.

I wish this wish came true.

[JakeDuck]

It comes true, but it is false. The paradox then makes your brain explode.

I wish I had a guitar.

[zombieman9]

The strings immediately break and there are no more in the world.

I wish I had black ops 2 for the xbox 360. Without black ops 2 or the xbox breaking. 8-)

[Electric Jesus]

  zombieman9 said:

The strings immediately break and there are no more in the world.

I wish I had black ops 2 for the xbox 360. Without black ops 2 or the xbox breaking. 8-)

Your copy of black ops 2 works, but the audio is distorted so that the oh-so-famous sound glitch never stops.

I wish I had telekinesis.

[Delta]

You can only pick up objects that weigh less than 3 pounds.

I wish my Internet connection was better.

[Electric Jesus]

  vDeltaGamingv said:

You can only pick up objects that weigh less than 3 pounds.

I wish my Internet connection was better.

You get a wifi service that is only compatible with the browser "Internet explorer."

I wish I could use magic like Harry potter.

[Undead]

You're NOT a wizard, EJ.

I wish Revolution were free.

[zombieman9]

Revolution is free, but it takes over 10,000 MB in your hard drive or any storage area.

I wish the zombie maps were real places but without the zombies.

[Electric Jesus]

  zombieman9 said:

Revolution is free, but it takes over 10,000 MB in your hard drive or any storage area.

I wish the zombie maps were real places but without the zombies.

They are real and there are no zombies there, but there are still incoming missiles from the moon oboist to obliterate them all.

I wish I could throw my voice to sound like the demonic announcer.

[83457]

  Electric Jesus said:

  zombieman9 said:

Revolution is free, but it takes over 10,000 MB in your hard drive or any storage area.

I wish the zombie maps were real places but without the zombies.

They are real and there are no zombies there, but there are still incoming missiles from the moon oboist to obliterate them all.

I wish I could throw my voice to sound like the demonic announcer.

There was a guy playing the oboe in the moon map?

You can, but it results in you never getting laid again.

I wish Lost had an ending that wasn't exactly as bad as I had said it would be while watching the first episode...

[Electric Jesus]

  83457 said:

  Electric Jesus said:

  zombieman9 said:

Revolution is free, but it takes over 10,000 MB in your hard drive or any storage area.

I wish the zombie maps were real places but without the zombies.

They are real and there are no zombies there, but there are still incoming missiles from the moon oboist to obliterate them all.

I wish I could throw my voice to sound like the demonic announcer.

There was a guy playing the oboe in the moon map?

You can, but it results in you never getting laid again.

I wish Lost had an ending that wasn't exactly as bad as I had said it would be while watching the first episode...

My phone auto-corrected "about" to oboist. Lol.

It has a new ending... Which is much, MUCH worse.

I wish I had a functioning wunderwaffe DG-2 and several reserve vacuum tube ammunition thingies.

[zombieman9]

The Wonderwaffe breaks.

I wish my family was rich in money.

[thesneakysnake]

  zombieman9 said:

I wish my family was rich in money.

You're rich in Confederate dollars.

I wish for an IPhone 5

[zombieman9]

you get an Iphone thats for show purposes only.

I wish EJ got with a girl.

[JakeDuck]

  zombieman9 said:

you get an Iphone thats for show purposes only.

I wish EJ got with a girl.

He gets with you.

I wish I never had to sleep.

[zombieman9]

You spend that time doing whatever you want, then you get bored of everything and become a boring person.

I wish TV shows were real.

[Electric Jesus]

  zombieman9 said:

You spend that time doing whatever you want, then you get bored of everything and become a boring person.

I wish TV shows were real.

You star as a dead victim in Law and Order, but you are really dead.

I wish people would take me seriously.