Corrupt-A-Wish

[Jew Feedz]

You star as a dead victim in Law and Order, but you are really dead.

lolz I could'nt think of a good way to corrupt that wish. Well played sir

People start taking you seriously and you can be nothing but sarcastic

I wish I could think of a good wish to stump you guys

[zombieman9]

You stump us all but, Einstien rises from the grave and corrupts your wish.

I wish I had a large pizza.

[Delta]

You stump us all but, Einstien rises from the grave and corrupts your wish.

I wish I had a large pizza.

It is made only the sauce. No cheese, no crust.

I wish I had more food.

[Electric Jesus]

You stump us all but, Einstien rises from the grave and corrupts your wish.

I wish I had a large pizza.

It is made only the sauce. No cheese, no crust.

I wish I had more food.

High-fiber laxative-laced Toilet-obliterating vanilla pudding.

I wish for a dollar.

Let me guess, the dollar breaks? Get more creative, people.

[zombieman9]

the dollar falls in cement and dries quickly.

I want apple juice.

[thesneakysnake]

I want apple juice.

You are allergic to apples.

I wish I had good luck rolling dice.

[yellow-card8]

I want apple juice.

You are allergic to apples.

I wish I had good luck rolling dice.

You get accused of cheating after winning every game and get shot by the mafia

I wish that I get more homework

(And what Electric Jesus said, lets be more creative except of coming up with things that aren't revelant)

Regards Yellow-card8

[Delta]

After being stacked precariously on the edge of a desk, it falls into an incinerator nearby. That good enough?

I wish for a proper Die Rise trailer, not these 4-6 second looks.

[Electric Jesus]

After being stacked precariously on the edge of a desk, it falls into an incinerator nearby. That good enough?

I wish for a proper Die Rise trailer, not these 4-6 second looks.

The trailer just shows Marlton teabagging Misty in a corner for two minutes.

I wish for a pet nova crawler.

[thesneakysnake]

I wish for a pet nova crawler.

Sam/RIchtofen notices, and thinking you are an enemy, sends millions of nova crawlers in your direction.

I wish the Dempsey, Nikolai, Takeo, and Sam would return in Black Ops 2 dlc #1 Revolution.

[Electric Jesus]

I wish for a pet nova crawler.

Sam/RIchtofen notices, and thinking you are an enemy, sends millions of nova crawlers in your direction.

I wish the Dempsey, Nikolai, Takeo, and Sam would return in Black Ops 2 dlc #1 Revolution.

They appear in a call of the dead style Easter egg, never actually visible. You hear them seemingly get overwhelmed and die, but you can't be sure. This leaves another cliffhanger like moon lasting at least 2 more DLCs.

I wish I had a portal gun.

[yellow-card8]

I just relised I put "more home homework" :shock: the hell

You portal gun is fake cheap replica

I wish I had a real rideable dragon to is loyal to me

Regards Yellow-card8

[unlawfully inacurate]

Galbatorix kills you for it.

I wish to win the game.

[Delta]

You win the game Mad Father, obtaining the ending where he slices you up and makes you into a doll. Don't ask, just google it. It's creepy…

I wish Black Ops 2 Zombies hadn't been ruined by the new patch.

[unlawfully inacurate]

The patch that fixes the game kills your system.

I wish I had not corrupted the previous wish.

[zombieman9]

Delta gaming corrupted the previous wish making your post count smaller and thus, making you fall into depression.

I wish The cartoon characters from: Family guy, Bob's burgers, Cleveland show, and The simpsons were real.

[Electric Jesus]

Delta gaming corrupted the previous wish making your post count smaller and thus, making you fall into depression.

I wish The cartoon characters from: Family guy, Bob's burgers, Cleveland show, and The simpsons were real.

Quagmire sleeps with your wife.

I wish I could shoot bullets out of my finger by saying BANG!

[zombieman9]

You shoot your wife while saying "youre getting finger b***ed"

I wish I knew what future maps are coming out.

[Electric Jesus]

You shoot your wife while saying "youre getting finger b***ed"

I wish I knew what future maps are coming out.

They all suck and you become depressed.

I wish I knew what the sliquifier does.

[zombo187]

a charmander burns your house down. I wish for a spaceship.

[HellHoundFury]

a charmander burns your house down. I wish for a spaceship.

Your spaceship is faulty, and crashes into the sun. I wish for a horse mask.

[Electric Jesus]

a charmander burns your house down. I wish for a spaceship.

What on earth does that have to do with the sliquifier? Uh, are you alright over there? *puts back of hand on forehead* my god you're burning up!

But seriously, what?

[unlawfully inacurate]

You mutate into this http://9gag.com/gag/6040943 and cannot remove the mask.

I wish that the level cap on castle crashers was over 256.

[Electric Jesus]

a charmander burns your house down. I wish for a spaceship.

I'm dead serious. What on earth were you responding to???

[unlawfully inacurate]

EJ, its the internet, you do not question what is on the internet, you just accept it and continue with your life.