Corrupt-A-Wish

[Electric Jesus]

EJ, its the internet, you do not question what is on the internet, you just accept it and continue with your life.

But the chain!!! It has been broken!!! It was almost 100 posts long!!! WHY!?!? My OCD will not tolerate such behavior!

[zombieman9]

I think they meant something happened to you that's completely off topic from your wish... wait, What?

BTW EJ, you actually broke the 100 post streak by asking a question. :o

[Delta]

This creates a paradox, causing the entire universe to collapse on itself.

I wish I knew all the EE steps for Die Rise.

[thesneakysnake]

I wish I knew all the EE steps for Die Rise.

There are over 100,000 steps in the Easter egg and it requires 4 players, you are not able to find a single person to play with.

I wish for a flatscreen tv.

[unlawfully inacurate]

Circuit city gives you a free tv, but this puts them out of business.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

[zombieman9]

You get a magikarp

I wish I was famous.

[Electric Jesus]

You get a magikarp

I wish I was famous.

Famous for killing Obama.

I wish for the sorcerer's stone (not the book / movie; the actual stone.)

[unlawfully inacurate]

The genie can't see into parentheses and gives you my film class' sweded version.

Note: you will only understand if you've seen the movie or trailer for Be Kind, Rewind.

I wish that my magicarp was a different pokemon.

[zombieman9]

You get a metapod that can't evolve or use anything but Harden. Also it can't be taught anything else.

I wish I was famous for a different reason.

[Delta]

You are famous among the people of Skyrim for slaying a dragon.

I wish YOLO would die out.

[thesneakysnake]

I wish YOLO would die out.

YOLO dies out, but is replaced by YOLOswag.

I wish for a sandwich.

[unlawfully inacurate]

You don't have a girlfriend or wife to make you one.

I wish my friend didn't have irrational fear of dead batteries.

[Delta]

He now fears batteries that are usable. No more battery-operated products for him. :twisted:

I wish we could make custom maps for Black Ops 2 on all platforms.

[Electric Jesus]

He now fears batteries that are usable. No more battery-operated products for him. :twisted:

I wish we could make custom maps for Black Ops 2 on all platforms.

The only object available for constructing the map is a square patch of lava. you can place them anywhere you want and as many as you want, but no matter what it's always just lava.

I wish for 20 dollars.

[zombieman9]

You get monopoly money.

I wish I stopped 9/11 and any future wars.

[unlawfully inacurate]

Everyone that ever dies in wars and 9/11 in alternate timelines dies final destination style.

I wish for 1 trillion wishes.

[zombieman9]

You get a trillion pieces of paper with "wish" written on them.

I wish I owned Treyarch :twisted: .

[Delta]

You end up spending the entire budget in zombies, losing many people who buy the game for multiplayer and campaign, causing the company to go bankrupt.

I wish we knew if the O4 would be returning.

[unlawfully inacurate]

They do, but only in grief mode.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[zombieman9]

you find out what to wish for but it gets corrupted by me.

I wish I had 1 million dollars in American money.

[unlawfully inacurate]

It's counterfeit.

I wish for my wishes to stop being corrupted.

[zombieman9]

Creates a paradox thus destroying the universe.

I wish I created something popular.

[Delta]

It is popular for being hated so much.

I wish my iPod's battery could stay charged longer.

[zombieman9]

a milli second longer.

I wish Sluggo would come back so he can finish my signature.

[unlawfully inacurate]

Sluggo comes back, but as a zombie.

I wish my leg didn't hurt this bad.