The EMP Cancel Game

[InfestLithium]

Imagine being able to cancel anything you wanted, on the flip of a dime. Oh wait - now you can. There is a topic in which this whole game is purely derived from. The thread for it can be found here:

viewtopic.php?f=100&t=31600

There is only one objective of this game: cancel out whatever is posted above. Once a reaction is posted (the cancel), the player must also post what is being EMP'ed. Here is an example of what a chain reaction may look like:

Me: I throw an EMP at my computer.

You: The mouse short-circuited and attacked you. I throw an EMP at your spaghetti.

Me: It cancelled your tomato sauce, leaving you with only the noodles. I throw an EMP at _______.

Simple enough, yes? Now let's just see how many things you can cancel before there is nothing left to cancel anymore! I'll start the game:

I throw and EMP at a teddy bear.

[Delta]

It cancels the bloodstains.

I throw an EMP at a monkey.

[Naitrax]

It cancels the bomb.

I throw an EMP at another EMP

[InfestLithium]

It cancels both EMP effect, causing no cancel to happen.

I EMP apple pie.

[Rissole25]

It cancels out the apple, because I love pies.

I EMP Beiber.

[Electric Jesus]

It cancels out his talent-- oh, wait...

I EMP Lenne's face.

[Naitrax]

It cancels out all his good qualities (if only he had any )

I EMP YouTube

[Flammenwerfer]

It cancels out PewDiePie.

I EMP the Enterprise.

[Naitrax]

It cancels out ALL machines in the galaxies.

I EMP myself

[InfestLithium]

It cancels your username and replaces it with "EMP".

I EMP the Sun.

[Naitrax]

It cancels out light, plunging the world into eternal darkness.

I EMP the EMP that tried to EMP the Sun :P

[BriggzyJ97]

It switches the EMP back on, which then EMPs the sun again causing it to explode.

I EMP the EMP from multiplayer

This is EMPception ;)

[Naitrax]

It cancels out all score streaks for miles around.

I EMP my new keyboard.

[Rissole25]

Your keyboard turns into peanut butter.

I EMP a black hole.

[Naitrax]

It creates an evil counterpart of EJ:

Rubber Satan.

I EMP Rubber Satan.

[Delta]

It becomes concrete.

I EMP Pizza Hut.

[Naitrax]

It becomes Domino's.

I EMP Delta

[BriggzyJ97]

He becomes Omega

I EMP my TV

[Naitrax]

It destroys Omega delta, leaving the normal one behind.

I EMP my Wii U

[BriggzyJ97]

It becomes a normal Wii and an IPad

I EMP this burnt bread that I just burnt because I got distracted :(

[Naitrax]

It cancels out the burnt-y ness.

I EMP your PS3

[Rissole25]

It cancels out it's ability to become a Transformer.

I EMP nothing.

[Lenne]

It destroys everything.

I EMP **** please report this topic, post **** bots.

[Naitrax]

It makes them multiply

I EMP Japanese cookies.

[InfestLithium]

It cancels the cookie, only leaving the Japanese.

I EMP a cloud.