Noob Moments

[EvilHERONeos]

Now i'm seeing much discussion about players. I wanted to contribute to it. What has been a moment in a game where a kid or new person said or did something that made you do a facepalm? I was playing Nuketown the other day and I played one of the easter egg songs (8 bit Coming Home) and a kid was like "Is this from Mega man?" and I quit immediately. What moment made you want to facepalm?

[The Clay Bird]

Now i'm seeing much discussion about players. I wanted to contribute to it. What has been a moment in a game where a kid or new person said or did something that made you do a facepalm? I was playing Nuketown the other day and I played one of the easter egg songs (8 bit Coming Home) and a kid was like "Is this from Mega man?" and I quit immediately. What moment made you want to facepalm?

if it really was a young kid, then i think this is more win than fail! I dread the day where the blue bomber (my VERY favorite games growing up in the late 80's early 90's) will be forgotten by the youth of the generation.

let me think about this though...

there's a guy in our group that plays alot, and coincidentally his GT is noobtar lol... but he is by no means a noob we play quite often. he is in his mid 30's but tends to get very ADD in zombies, and many of our strategies involve sticking him in an area that is fool proof. i.e. on ascension he would hide in R Kelly's closet ( our name for the flopper closet ) then wee had noobtar's corner in the biodome in moon (coincidentally also the flopper corner) but somehow he always manages to mess it up.

So then die rise came out and it is just the failingest map of all time for poor noobtar... we can't go a single game without him falling down an elevator shaft or tramplesteaming off the side of the building

needless to say when we want to do a serious run we try to avoid him at all costs lol

[Your Dearest Sailor]

I was playing with these guys on Tranzit and we went to the power room and turned it on then opened the door and theres a platform that you have to jump to the other side to continue through the room and well they BOTH missed the jump and fell in the lava and died.

[ETEl2NAL407]

Green Run. Team was two double bones and one skull, all randoms, but all had mic, thankfully.

I did my usual Co-op strategy on Green Run, get 1k points, teleport to Town, open bank, withdraw 10k, head to power, pick up Bowie on the way.

So, great we have power on by round 3, the other skull decides to train in town, I'm busy collecting perks before I head back to Tunnel, and our double boners arrive at the power station (they were clinging to the bus)...What do they do? They turn off the power. Not a big deal, but definitely ::

[Rissole25]

I played iPod Zombies so much that when I played Kino on PS3, I was knifing the first rock and wondering why it wasn't activating. The others thought I was a noob haha!

[TBGxRyan]

I don't play public games, so I can't comment on that.

However, I do have something that I always facepalm to in relations to this website.

New map pack comes out for Xbox 360, and there's great discussion, we've found basically everything! Then, the map gets released for PS3. And you see topics titles "How to Get the Wardens Key! NEW" ... JUST... NO. STOP. PLEASE. GOD. GO.

[The Clay Bird]

although not funny at all, the biggest noob moment of all of course is what happened last night. playing with three randoms all at least are skulls and have mics. everything going good on MotD. by 10 we have redeemer, by 15 golden spork. everyone has PaP weapons. come round 18, one guy goes down in the shower, 1 goes down in the cafe. me and other guy on roof. so all their zombies of course come rushing up stairs and we cant get down. first guy bleeds out, immediately leaves.

like DUDE what did you just waste an hour of your life doing if you're going to quit the first time you go down lol. ugh people

[bagel_]

I was in a game with two younger sounding randoms and one with no mic. Both had normal skulls w/ Blue Eyes, so I decided they may just be those little kids that are for some reason a little too good at video games. At around Round 5 at Diner, the mic-less guy plugs his mic in, and says this:

"How old are you guys?"

"I'm 5."

"Whaa? No way, I'm 5 too!"

"Really? Well I'm 5, and I have a girlfriend."

"Well I have 2 girlfriends."

The other random and I backed out simultaneously.

[NZheadshot1]

So, great we have power on by round 3, the other skull decides to train in town, I'm busy collecting perks before I head back to Tunnel, and our double boners arrive at the power station (they were clinging to the bus)...What do they do? They turn off the power. Not a big deal, but definitely ::

*Snort* double boners... :lol:

[z Fortune z]

i have a nooby moment on BO2 against some clan called AwZ all they did was noob tube across the map ON S&B and i always get killed but besides that the most nooby moment i had on zombies was on MOB OF THE DEAD brutus it was my first time playing that map and i didn't know that he can teleport and kill me on round 11 NOOOBYES MOMENT EVER FOR ME ON ZOMBIES.

[TheBSZombie]

I was playing with everything piff and one of his subs. The sub was a little kid and he wasn't able to get his redeemer the first try. So all of us was doing this strategy that involved all four of us to be on the roof. Well the little kid went to go get his redeemer (he was able to get it the second time we went to the bridge)I was assigned the job to escort him to the showers to he could get his redeemer without going down. Well he hit the afterlife switch by the remington, to go get his redeemer

Well here is what happens after he gets his redeemer. This kid was sooo happy he got it, he sprinted STRAIGHT back to the roof to continue killing. He totally forgot to revive himself. It was sooo funny.

[TheNathanNS]

My own, personal noobiest moment was on Mob of the Dead, when I was Skyping someone and didn't notice someone revive me from afterlife.

Needless to say, I got downed.

The funniest, noobiest moment I saw was when I was on TranZit and the Electric Guy disabled the bus and one kid was like NOOOO! HE KILLED THE ROBOT! THAT BLUE B*STARD WE'RE STUCK HERE! What do we do?

I told him the bus wouldn't be able to be repaired so he raged a little bit and then quit. Hilarious.

Die Rise was a funnier moment. I told someone it was possible to jump back up to the spawn using the temple steam so me and my friend placed the TS's so they would smack the jumper into a wall and then fall and die. Round 15 w/ PAP'd Mustang and Sally's.

Once again he raged and threatened us and then quit.

[BEYOND]

One of my latest was on Die Rise. We just built the Trample Stream, I planted mine on the edge of the building so I could jump back over to the tower/roof area. When I planted it, I walked on it. I kept walking and fell off the building. I completely blacked out on the fact it needed the 5 second wait. I wasn't looking directly at it either, so the moving parts didn't make me 'wake-up' and realize I had to wait.

It was actually pretty funny seeing it in theater mode. Just casually walking off the building. :lol: