Epic Rap Battles of CoDz

[PHD Flopper]

Guess what Speedo this a double rap attack

that's right ZWNs tellin you to step back

before you get killed by my almighty raps

this is my 2 for 1 bitch watch it pulverize your monkey fat

you seem to have a obsession with my bitch

are you jealous Speedo?

yes I think that's it

I guess the truth is that you wish you were me

but I'm just as original as fuckin der reise

you've been beaten Speedo

so why don't you just give up

shits about to hit the fan

your not a monkey just a little hairy man

so step off your high horse

before you get gored by this

already won war

I shall have the Last word in this rap fight

I told you Speedo I've been slayin since the first fuckin night

Edited June 30, 2014 by ZombiesWorstNightmare

[Speedo Cola]

Bitch, I made that pedestal you think you stand on
Bitch I beat you to the beat, so get off my damn song!
You put your all in this, I still win, when I'm half-asleep, you? I command gone
Or I'll leave you covered in blood, like a tampon.

I can't top it?
Bitch, I'm like that fuckin' clan Optic
301, your use of grammar makes no sense, I demand Logic!
Get it? Now don't let your hand frolic
To your miniscule dick,
And have your own grandpa on it!

You're a dickrider!
I'm an igniter, of pain, 
Just like *flick, lighter
I get higher, than you
Speedo Cola, you're like a benchrider!

To this game, I don't care about a second round
Cause everyone, knows I have more cock, than 500 smith and wesson rounds

[PHD Flopper]

Lol dude that one just made me laugh

I could've sworn I heard you tryin to rap back

if you was just go ahead and kill yourself cause your mission is to fraud

but still everyone give him a round of applause

first thing why you obessed with dick

is it because yours is too small and you haven't seen it Yet

or is it also because you like eating it best

your song BITCH PLEASE

you tryin to make like your little monkey nuts are as big as these

you can't be at the top so again BITCH PLEASE

as long as your still being out rapped by me

[Speedo Cola]

Be gone!
I don't even know why I'd respond!
Well, A. You mayBe don't c, that's why you questionin' my D long!
Bitch, you're just a mortal, I'm more like a greek god!

I'm a criminal, with large-sized genitals
Un-finishable, causin' political problems, not even at the pinacle
Of my peak, yet, I haven't got me feet wet
No re-spect, for you, say somethin' else, and you'll regret

Your lame, corny verses
I'ma rap till I'm just bones, like horny hearses
I ignore the purpose, you have, your lines, well they're poorly worded
But even if you fixed the grammar up, it wouldn't make your story perfect!

[PHD Flopper]

If your rapping till your bones, that time is now

because ZWNs about to lay the law down

ear damage is the only problems you've ever caused

besides on call of duty where your game stayed paused

cause your scared don't know the zombies will be next

but don't worry about zombies ape

their worst nightmare will be your death

speedomonkey what's with all the commas

I think that means your stutterin just like yo momma

when she found out that my raps are not to be matched

especially when my raps go on the attack

by the way you acknowledged me

by posting another lame on the epic rap battles

of call of duty Z

[PHD Flopper]

Anyone else think they can try to rap at me?

[Speedo Cola]

Man I got real shit to write, Why do I rap on the forum?
I treat you pussies like Dora, AKA I explore 'em
You sick pigs are about to get run over by a stick-shift
So stick it, up your ass like a picket fence when I spit this

You bitches lick dicks, while mine's in a thick chick's clit
You're on my hit-list kid, and all I see is dead people, the sixth sense
Know about zombies? I saw The Walking Dead yesterday, I know where Rick lives
Jk, but I share the same state, now time to ride the flow like a Rip-Stik.

Kickflip, nah I kick you, and flip you the fuck off
A bridge you wanted to jump off, cause life sucks cause you have a tough job
I'm a nut-job, but that won't stop me from makin' you fearin' me
I play my movies behind the scenes bitch, I make my own conspiricies.

Edited July 8, 2014 by TheSpeedoMonkey

[PHD Flopper]

Why do you rap on the forum?

its cause you GET BEAT

unlike me though cause imma bout to bring the heat

don't ever try to say that you explore like Dora your poop

cause she has a monkey named boots and he's a bitch lil you

your rip-stik be breakin when it hears these raps

cause I'm the best of the rest can't contest its a manafest

you think your tech n9ne but your just lil wayne

stutterin not spittin when I bring THE PAIN

[Speedo Cola]

ZombiesWorstNightmare? Most like the worst zombie rappin'
Whenever I see your lines, it's like a turn-off, we laughin'
At, you just mad that this awesome forum let an ape in
Who only has 1 thing to say to your anger: You need bacon.

[PHD Flopper]

Bacon, Speedo is that all you got?

and its PHD now so prepare to get caught

in the explosion that happens when I bounce

on your bitches clit your raps are tired of being spit

by a fake ass ape in stupid speedo

trying to pass off a human

which tto we say HELL NO

Edited July 14, 2014 by PHD Flopper

[PHD Flopper]

You didn't mention zombs cause you know you suck

I'm at round 25 and don't give a fuck

you can to outrap me with your petty rhymes

perhaps you try nacht on cod5

to see if you can even try to beat round 3

cause there no way in hell you can outrap me

[killallzombies]

You may not remember, but this old fucker can spit wicked shit

So bow down to the Ancient King before you get your head split.

I used to rap against Edjookated, prepare to go to school.

Now watch, as I teach you the technique, what you would call the rule.

Prepare to get proven wrong and shown for a fool.

You only wish you could handle a slick guy who's so cool.

Take a step back, your conscience fellin' like a pack-mule.