Ask EJ Anything!

[Electric Jesus]

That's right. Another one of these.

In the interest if security I won't answer any personal questions, but I might give you hints.

For example I said earlier that both my first and last name are different words in the military alphabet (alpha, bravo, etc.).

So let's do this! Consider EJ officially on the bandwagon.

[Delta]

Do you even lift?

When will I join this bandwagon?

Snickers or Hershey's?

Left or right handed?

Favorite type of music?

Favorite band?

[Electric Jesus]

I lift bro. Do YOU even lift?

The question is not "when." The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to begin when the world needs you to? And the answer to that question is "nope."

Hershey's. I hate peanuts. I mean, of course we should take peanut allergies seriously. Of course. We should prepare foods made with peanuts seperately from foods made without peanuts. Of course. BUT MAYBEEE.... If you touch a peanut and it kills you, you are supposed to die.

Right handed. Although I am ambidextrous when it comes to... Well, certain activities. :twisted:

I don't really "listen" to music, but there is definitely lots of music I like. It would be easier to say what I don't like. Country, most pop, or anything Justin Bieber-y.

This changes basically every week, but this week it's System of a Down.

[Speedo Cola]

What does the fox say?

[ThrowAmonkeyBomb]

do you still love me?

[Electric Jesus]

What does the fox say?

The fox doesn't say shit. The fox has the right to remain silent.

do you still love me?

Watch this video to find out.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eKc7f0k_g9w

[ThrowAmonkeyBomb]

Dawww.

Are you still down for the big 50?

[Electric Jesus]

Dawww.

Are you still down for the big 50?

Sure, but I don't know when. I can't usually play CoD for hours at a time these days. Unless you're willing to hold a crawler for me over night. :mrgreen:

[Speedo Cola]

Who is the Rap God?

[ThrowAmonkeyBomb]

Dawww.

Are you still down for the big 50?

Sure, but I don't know when. I can't usually play CoD for hours at a time these days. Unless you're willing to hold a crawler for me over night.

ill figure out the details once I get recording equipment. :)

[Electric Jesus]

Who is the Rap God?

'Lectric J-Dawg (my rapper alter ego)

Yo whaddup people, 'Lectric J-Dawg be my name,

I'm your lightning master; Killin' zombies be my game.

I command your circuits, tell yo 'lectrons what to do

I'm the Avogadro's idol, the inhuman DG2.

I've got burnin' plasma power, st Elmo's fire in my eyes.

Feel my static power charge, watch my thunder fly.

You think you've got power? There's a new thunder cat in town.

Hear my monstrous roar when I strike into the ground.

If you want a deity with power to conduct,

You're in for a shocker; you B$&@#es ain't outta luck.

Your thunderbolt messiah ain't got time for grantin' prayers,

Cuz I'm not just a god, I'm a master zombie slayer.

I'll make you my amp'd up B$&@%es, my vicious voltage slaves.

Edison and tesla are Rollin' over in their graves.

I desecrate your chapel with my raw electric power.

Step aside messiah; it's electric Jesus hour.

Time for EJ to lay his shit down

That's right bitches its the lightning round

'Lectric J-Dawg be shockin' it, Rockin' it and droppin' it

My thunder rolls smooth, bitches tryin'a be stoppin' it

Y'all dead meat sacks tryin'a bust a rhyme

Ain't got shit on me, It's the thunderbolt messiah's time

I bomb atomically, my lightning strikes your ass down

One in a million shot, so hot you drop down

Can't take the heat? Well don't try to run

I got the speed of light bitch, The heat of the sun.

Get them weak rhymes outta here y'all, take a hike

Now who's gonna challenge me and take the mic?

[Speedo Cola]

Who is the Rap God?

'Lectric J-Dawg (my rapper alter ego)

Yo whaddup people, 'Lectric J-Dawg be my name,

I'm your lightning master; Killin' zombies be my game.

I command your circuits, tell yo 'lectrons what to do

I'm the Avogadro's idol, the inhuman DG2.

I've got burnin' plasma power, st Elmo's fire in my eyes.

Feel my static power charge, watch my thunder fly.

You think you've got power? There's a new thunder cat in town.

Hear my monstrous roar when I strike into the ground.

If you want a deity with power to conduct,

You're in for a shocker; you B$&@#es ain't outta luck.

Your thunderbolt messiah ain't got time for grantin' prayers,

Cuz I'm not just a god, I'm a master zombie slayer.

I'll make you my amp'd up B$&@%es, my vicious voltage slaves.

Edison and tesla are Rollin' over in their graves.

I desecrate your chapel with my raw electric power.

Step aside messiah; it's electric Jesus hour.

Time for EJ to lay his shit down

That's right bitches its the lightning round

'Lectric J-Dawg be shockin' it, Rockin' it and droppin' it

My thunder rolls smooth, bitches tryin'a be stoppin' it

Y'all dead meat sacks tryin'a bust a rhyme

Ain't got shit on me, It's the thunderbolt messiah's time

I bomb atomically, my lightning strikes your ass down

One in a million shot, so hot you drop down

Can't take the heat? Well don't try to run

I got the speed of light bitch, The heat of the sun.

Get them weak rhymes outta here y'all, take a hike

Now who's gonna challenge me and take the mic?

Is that a challenge that I'm reading? If so, I'm ready lol

[Electric Jesus]

Who is the Rap God?

'Lectric J-Dawg (my rapper alter ego)

Yo whaddup people, 'Lectric J-Dawg be my name,

I'm your lightning master; Killin' zombies be my game.

I command your circuits, tell yo 'lectrons what to do

I'm the Avogadro's idol, the inhuman DG2.

I've got burnin' plasma power, st Elmo's fire in my eyes.

Feel my static power charge, watch my thunder fly.

You think you've got power? There's a new thunder cat in town.

Hear my monstrous roar when I strike into the ground.

If you want a deity with power to conduct,

You're in for a shocker; you B$&@#es ain't outta luck.

Your thunderbolt messiah ain't got time for grantin' prayers,

Cuz I'm not just a god, I'm a master zombie slayer.

I'll make you my amp'd up B$&@%es, my vicious voltage slaves.

Edison and tesla are Rollin' over in their graves.

I desecrate your chapel with my raw electric power.

Step aside messiah; it's electric Jesus hour.

Time for EJ to lay his shit down

That's right bitches its the lightning round

'Lectric J-Dawg be shockin' it, Rockin' it and droppin' it

My thunder rolls smooth, bitches tryin'a be stoppin' it

Y'all dead meat sacks tryin'a bust a rhyme

Ain't got shit on me, It's the thunderbolt messiah's time

I bomb atomically, my lightning strikes your ass down

One in a million shot, so hot you drop down

Can't take the heat? Well don't try to run

I got the speed of light bitch, The heat of the sun.

Get them weak rhymes outta here y'all, take a hike

Now who's gonna challenge me and take the mic?

Is that a challenge that I'm reading? If so, I'm ready lol

Good question. I would rap battle you any day. I'm not saying I would be better than you though. The above is the only rap I've ever written.

[sh3baproject]

do you have skittles?

do you like dogs or cats?

can you catch a slenderman?

[Electric Jesus]

Only those of the super mega sour tropical fruit blast variety.

Cats. Playing with a cat feels like playing with a person. Dogs feel like I'm playing with a really stupid child. Not that that's a bad thing.

Sure. Just put a cage right behind you then turn around suddenly.

[ThrowAmonkeyBomb]

Would you like to marry me good sir?

Or are you taken by Lenne?

:lol:

[Electric Jesus]

I know we've shared a lot of good times, but I'm not ready to make that kind of commitment. It's not you; it's me.

How could I resist Lenne's feminine charm?

[ThrowAmonkeyBomb]

I know we've shared a lot of good times, but I'm not ready to make that kind of commitment. It's not you; it's me.

How could I resist Lenne's feminine charm?

Ill propose again when we hit 50 der riese.4 player

[Lenne]

How could I resist Lenne's feminine charm?

Exactly.

How are you doing?

Favourite band?

Favourie actor/actress?

Where would you like to travel to? (apart from Germany of course)

Black Ops 1 or 2?

Are video games a waste of time?

[ThrowAmonkeyBomb]

have You ever kissed a girl?

[Electric Jesus]

How are you doing?

Just spiffy.

Favourite band?

System of a Down.

Favourie actor/actress?

Christoph Waltz.

Where would you like to travel to? (apart from Germany of course)

Somewhere exotic. Like Canada. But not really.

Black Ops 1 or 2?

Número Dos. Just because I still play the multiplayer even with ghosts out. Probably multiplayer at its best.

Are video games a waste of time?

have You ever kissed a girl?

Only your mom.

List of burn centers in the United States

[Hannibal]

Do cows get crushes on other cows?

[Electric Jesus]

Do cows get crushes on other cows?

Actually they get crushes on humans. That's why they let us milk them. True story.

[Hannibal]

Do cows get crushes on other cows?

Actually they get crushes on humans. That's why they let us milk them. True story.