Cod 12: My perfect game imagination:

[Stop Mocking Me0]

Imagine this: 

You've gotten home after a long day, you hear the familiar "ding" of your device turning on. You watch as you go through your system and begin to play COD 12… 

 

You have your game pre-set to load to zombies first. 

 

Epic intro with lots of blood and gore and horrific pain in the background (that you promptly skip through because you've seen it a thousand times) 

 

After pushing start you appear in the familiar abandoned house of "Nact" and think: "Home…"

 

 

There are no zombies of course, and you set out. You walk forward past the options menu, and the archives section, you've read all that, and continue strait into the help room. Your screen lags a bit as the game's online feature fully activate.  You head to the box… Inside you swap your possibilities around a bit, as where you once had the ability to obtain the Hammer, you now receive the RPD. 

 

Satisfied, you head to the radio and switch on the acoustic version of "lullaby for a deadman". You then head upstairs to the cash register and find that your friend has wired you 5000$, giving you just enough to purchase that new cosmonaut hat you wanted, which you promptly trade for in the other cash register. 

 

You rush to the gun cabinet which now holds your survival character's outfit and replace your common character's helmet with a stylish new cosmonaut helm. 

 

A ding appears as your friend joins your game, you talk for a bit before heading down to the comic book table bellow. There are no DLCs yet, but you decide to play the regular map anyways. You look at your rank: Novice, with 17 ticks. TO rank up the quickest you head to a nice game of grief.

 

It's a swell time with annoying children in the lobbies, and half the other team leaving … Many others have found their own hats and clothing items as your feuding teams of yellow and purple grief to the death. 

 

Then after two wins, you rank up, and become an amateur! Sweet!

 

After a short game of normal zombies, you bid your friend goodnight and shove the remainder of your cash in the bank. You laugh one last time as you hear Marelton say: 

 

"Literally my life depends on this money so I hope it all gets used for a good cause!" -You know that money's going towards buying a hat… 

 

 

 

 

 

For further in-depth: 

Bank/Rank

Epic selection screen