I'm fairly certain a ghost just moved my controller

[swappingspit]

We're playing Call of the Dead, and holding a zombie. I'm sitting in my chair, looking at my phone. They kill the last crawler, so I go to grab my controller from my lap to start playing, except it's not there. I search frantically for it, but no luck, I'm down. Finally, I see it across the room from me. Problem is, I never got out of my chair. It was behind me too, not look I tossed it over there for some reason. 

 

I have no explanation for this.

[Boom115]

The answer you are looking for is 115. It is the explanation for all things that cannot be explained. Clearly you have a 115 deposit somewhere within your room.

[Stop Mocking Me0]

Listen, this is not real, none of it is, 

 

the world as you know it is gone, it burned as casualty for the sake of the florax empire, HAIL FLORAX! 

 

Everything you know is dead, everything you see is just an illusion created by your own mind. The Florax harvested you so they could grow organs to sell as trinkets in their overpriced gift shops. 

 

By reading the next sentence out loud, as loud as you can, you can break the psychological barrier and escape: 

 

EYE-MEH A EYE-DIE-OIT  

 

The more people that hear the words the bigger chance you have of disrupting their tech! 

[GameChanger]

Clearly, you were a bit too eager for 4/20 to come