"Officer, it's not what it looks like!"

[Speedo Cola]

Ya see, Eminem invited me over for breakfest. While the food was cooking, we got some awesome ideas and hit the studio, essentially letting the waffles burn. For my skill, he gave me permission to get with his daughter, and I was just "rapping up" when you sickos walked in. 

[GameChanger]

Reviving this thread (I'm going for the Quick Revive perma-perk!)

 

 

Hilary Clinton

 

432 bongs

 

a dildo-shaped vase

 

(Thanks, Obam- @Delta )

Edited July 27, 2014 by GameChanger

[thegoldenspork115]

Hey officer, I was on my way to the presidential party, just after I dispose of these...things...hm. Come to think of it I don't actually know what these things are. Haha.

1) 3 bags full of money. The bags say "Bank of America".

2) a black ski mask

3) a life size cut out of Jennifer Lawrence

[sh3baproject]

you see officer, i was withdrawing some cash so i can snowboard on this cardboard jennnifer lawrence down mount everest. its gonna be fun

1.the pope

2.cocaine

3.a copy of red rover

[killallzombies]

Sir, I am a member of Seal Team 6 and I have been given the highly classified mission to protect the Pope from possible anti-catholic terrorists in the Vatican by escorting him to the White House, where I will then deliver the Pope and the 40 pound sack of Cocaine to the President for his personal "research".

 

1.Micheal Jackson, alive and well

2. A small, catholic choir boy

4.140 liters of the world's slipperiest, NASA-grade Lubricant

[creepertrent]

Officer, you must believe me! I was driving down the road and saw Michael Jackson walking aside the road with this little boy going to church and I was going to drop them off before dropping off this lubricant to NASA.

1. 500 pounds of marijuana.

2. An anti cops pamphlet

3. And a nuke