Somewhere in a weapons base

[Stop Mocking Me0]

Somewhere in a weapons base:

 

Ike: Ok frank, shift's nearly over.

Frank: Well all the weapons seem to be accounted for so might as well…

*Box of M1911s float into air*

F:…. What the fuck …  

I: Uhh…… 

(more weapons float)

WHAT THE FUCK? 

Who? Why? What? WHERE ARE THEY GOING? 

*Weapons float into ceiling and disappear*

*Frank runs outside and comes back in

No dude they just disappear when they hit the ceiling… 

What? Who is doing this? Is it russians? 

Nah nah Ike, gota think logically about this nimrod… 

Wha? 

Why would russians spend thousands of dollars on? Magic, weird science to steel weapons, or weapons? 

I guess you gota point there frank…. 

Don't make much sense does it… 

No it does not… NONE of this makes sense.. 

Where you think they're going? 

Man I have no idea… 

 

 

(Meanwhile elsewhere) 

 

COME ON YOU DAMN BOX GIVE ME THE RAY GUN! 

(*Kid continues to spam box)

[creepertrent]

HAHAHA i literally laughed out loud!

Oh so funny!

[Black Hand Smith]

....omg my ribs......mah fuckin ribs are hurting.....TOP KEKE

[Guest]

I feel like this should have been on Zombies stories and you should do say a Perk Machine one or extend this one with something about Teddy Bears