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If a teammate's down,

Or you need a quick escape,

Throw a gersch device!

First buy some claymores

then place them against a wall

save them for later!

Die rise minion round?

Only knife of perfect aim

earn a perk reward.

Dig up 40 mounds

Receive a golden shovel

earn better rewards!

Buy all DLC

give your money to treyarch

vonderhaar is life

Now you do it.

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You claim to be pro

Knife is not in your game plan

You are far from pro

Treyarch, you suck bad

Side game makes us buy your cod

Zombies is our life (oops, not a pro tip).

Juggernogg is tits

Without which you will soon die

All hail the great perk

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