High Round Strategy for Dummies

[Mr. Jay]

Hi, it's the boring guy here.

I have not been very active lately, and I feel a disconnect between myself and the regulars. There is a good side of me that I rarely showcase, and I feel I'm ready to introduce that boring guy to you all. I'm hoping to earn some street cred from you guys, and perhaps get nominations for UOTM in the near future.

I am doing a dummie's guide to high rounds. No matter how insufficient your game is, my system is foul proof and capable of helping you set new personal highs. My system is so easy that you could take bathroom breaks and/or eat a sandwich while watching rounds fly by. I have done some "amazing" work in my time here, but this would easily trump them all.

Here is my step by step walkthrough on how to achieve new personal high rounds, and works with any map.

1. Be friend a world class zombie player, someone like Choppernator, Danishka, Way2ugly (formerly Way2g00d), and/or Boom.

2. Play a coop game with you new world class

3. Stay out of their way.

4. If you happen to go down, don't panic. Turn on your Mic and repeatedly yell "come get me I got ray gun". Pause the game and enter the following codes; up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, and watch yourself get magically revived. If you do not have B and A then do the sponge Bob giggle instead.

5. Once in a while just suicide and let them finish the round. While spectating make yourself a Reuben and drop a deuce.

6. Once you reach your new high, compliment on your team's effort and thank them for helping you.

That is it folks. Be sure to like this masterpiece.

Thanks for reading, enjoy your Thursday.

[lead_psychopath]

Who can I add as a world class player on ps3?! I really would like to use this totally legit strategy. Plz help.

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[Tattoo247]

Who can I add as a world class player on ps3?! I really would like to use this totally legit strategy. Plz help.

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how DARE you

 

[lead_psychopath]

Lol. Are you free for the weekend dude? Been playing way too much solo!

@Tattoo247

Edited August 29, 2014 by lead_psychopath

[way2g00d]

HaHaHa way2ugly.

[Tattoo247]

I work on the weekends, might catch you this Tues-Wednesday though if you're around.

 

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[lead_psychopath]

I work on the weekends, might catch you this Tues-Wednesday though if you're around.

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I'll defo catch you Tuesday man.