The Sp00kiest Samanther Theory

[Black Hand Smith]

ITS A TRICK!!! THERE IS NO THEORY

 

Halloween Trick #2

Samanther Tales: Samanther gets Sp00ked!

 

It was the Night of Halloween and Samanther Maxis was being forced into a horrible Alice Costume.The costume smelled of 20 year old crap and old people. However Maxis did not want to buy the power ranger outfit she wanted because he was too busy with (Group not important in Black ops 2 ). Samanther heard a knock on the door and she ran to answer it. Who else could it be but her best friend/brother/lover ...Edwardo. Edwardo was sporting a nazi uniform and carrying a gun that he claimed could shoot rays....Like some sort of.....Ray Shooter...  Without further ado the moved onwards into the dead of night in search of Candy.

 

For the next few hours they went house to house in search of treats on hallows eve. However since everyone nowadays goes to the shopping mall for Halloween none of the people in the neighborhood had any candy. They thought about going into the Ghetto side of town but the creepy old black man at the bus stop kept staring at them. The Children's jimmies were rustled. Instead they decided to stop by uncle Rigtoofins house he always had some tasty treat. They knocked on the door and out came Rigtoofin. Samanther and Edward could not quite tell what his costume was. Rigtoofin was covered in blood and had surgical gloves on...maybe he was a doctor? Samanther could hear screams from the inside of his house but Rigtoofin claimed it was just the T.V. After asking for treats Rigtoofin walked back into the house….another scream...and then he came back holding a spleen and dumped it into the bag. Samanther thinks Uncle Rigtoofin is weird.

 

As they walked down the neighborhood they reached the house of Spaghettio. They Knocked on the door 3 times and yelled. "TRICK OF TREAT!". The door opened and there stood Spaghettio in a Samurai Jack costume. Samanther and Edwardo held up their bags expecting a treat. Instead Spaghettio shouted " CHILDREN GET HONOR!!!" and slapped a sticker onto each of their foreheads. He then spent the next half hour talking about Honor and how kids these days don't have enough of it. However eventually Spaghettio shut the door with a Bang. The children were disappointed.... No candy.....not even a tic tac and another Half hour wasted. Disgruntled the children moved elsewhere in search of candy.

 

Their next stop was Dickolais house. Normally they were told to not go near his house but the lack of candy in their bags called for desperate measures. As they approached the door they heard another one Slam in the back. Samanther and Edwardo sneaked by the broken fence and peeped into the back yard. They could see nothing so they decided to get a little closer. Suddenly they heard something " Hey...you!". Samanther and Edwardo froze in place. For a minute Samanther contemplated pushing Edwardo down and making a run for it but Samanther knew Edwardo wouldn't be much of a distraction. Standing before them was Dikolai carrying a large Black bag.... Dikolai stared at them and they stared back....... An hour later they were finished filling up the hole in the back yard. Somehow this night went from getting no candy, to getting spleens dumped in their bag, to getting Honor stamped on their foreheads...to Helping a Drunk russian bury his most recent wife in the Back yard.... "You didn't see anything..." Whispered Dickolai as he tossed the children out into the street.

 

Samanther and Edwardo came to their last stop….The house of Derpsey. “No”, muttered Samanther. She then turned around and walked away. She’s seen enough shit for one day. Samanther returned home that Night...disgruntled and displeased at the events of tonights Halloween. She sat in her room Contemplating the meaning of life when a voice whispered in her ear….”Toy Story”..... Suddenly Shrek burst in through the window and grabbed Samanther by the waist and hoisted her up. Shrek flew out the window and went to the Moon…..Never to be seen again…..

 

It was a really Bad Halloween….